Jessontheplussize #44 Maybe she’s born with it… maybe it’s tangerine

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Pandap said:
I’ve done some very rough math 😂
If her calves are 50cm round, I’ve measured her waist based on this and therefore I believe she has a 175cm mid section. Clearly my math is faultless, don’t come for me 😂😂View attachment 3230874 q
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Pandap said:
I’ve done some very rough math 😂
If her calves are 50cm round, I’ve measured her waist based on this and therefore I believe she has a 175cm mid section. Clearly my math is faultless, don’t come for me 😂😂View attachment 3230874 q
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If this is correct 175cm = about 5ft 5in (if I’ve worked it out correctly) which is her height (as we all know for reference). One of the alternatives to BMI as an indicator of healthy weight is that your waist measurement should be no more than half your height…
 
Pandap said:
I’ve done some very rough math 😂
If her calves are 50cm round, I’ve measured her waist based on this and therefore I believe she has a 175cm mid section. Clearly my math is faultless, don’t come for me 😂😂View attachment 3230874 q
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That's about 69 inches which I reckon is accurate.

Where on earth is she going in those white boots? The local shopping centre to be one of Santa's (not so) little helpers?
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parisreynolds said:
If this is correct 175cm = about 5ft 5in (if I’ve worked it out correctly) which is her height (as we all know for reference). One of the alternatives to BMI as an indicator of healthy weight is that your waist measurement should be no more than half your height…
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175cm is more like 5'9". I do actually think her height and waist measurement are the same which should be very worrying to her for her longevity and general well-being.
 
Looking at a size guide I reckon her hips are around the 60 inch mark.
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ITS size guide seems to suggest they’re around 1-1.5 inches bigger in their sizing than other retailers. They’re even bigger than Yours and I thought Yours were insanely generous. Add to that she only wears stretchy fabric or oversized clothing. The woman’s a liar and around a size 28/30.
 
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Tiny-T said:
Looking at a size guide I reckon her hips are around the 60 inch mark.
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ITS size guide seems to suggest they’re around 1-1.5 inches bigger in their sizing than other retailers. They’re even bigger than Yours and I thought Yours were insanely generous. Add to that she only wears stretchy fabric or oversized clothing. The woman’s a liar and around a size 28/30.
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I think this was what I was trying to prove. With my crappy maths, there’s no way she’s a size 24. The math just ain’t mathing
 
rogueapostrophe said:
That's about 69 inches which I reckon is accurate.

Where on earth is she going in those white boots? The local shopping centre to be one of Santa's (not so) little helpers?
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175cm is more like 5'9". I do actually think her height and waist measurement are the same which should be very worrying to her for her longevity and general well-being.
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Back to the 1960's, possibly?
 
Tiny-T said:
There’s not been much mention of this collection and it drops Wednesday? She seems to care less and less as the drops go on so I wonder if the contract is up for renewal. Those pics are awful too, terrible location. The fussy carpet, the dark photos you can’t see the clothing properly.
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To be honest I follow Jac Jossa and she barely promotes her collections now either and they always drop within a couple of days of her first posting about it. Her last drop she didn’t even mention it in her stories until the day after it launched or do any sort of q&a for it. I just assumed with Jac she’s doing the bare minimum in way of promotion, cos she’s busy with Eastenders being in the thick of Xmas, NY and 40th anniversary filming, plus 2/3 kids to look after but Jess hasn’t got any excuses like that she can use. Maybe Jess knows the writing is on the wall and will just do what she’s contracted to do rather than push, push, push it all the time.
 
bleeping hell they are getting their moneys worth out of that mesh dress aren’t they. They’ve had it in green (hungry caterpillar), blue, that brown pattern and now the roses.

Why does the mesh look so baggy around the arms though? On both of the tops and the dress it looks like it was tight fitting but has been stretched out of shape, like a pair of tights that have been worn a few too many times.
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PrincessJeanie said:
To be honest I follow Jac Jossa and she barely promotes her collections now either and they always drop within a couple of days of her first posting about it. Her last drop she didn’t even mention it in her stories until the day after it launched or do any sort of q&a for it. I just assumed with Jac she’s doing the bare minimum in way of promotion, cos she’s busy with Eastenders being in the thick of Xmas, NY and 40th anniversary filming, plus 2/3 kids to look after but Jess hasn’t got any excuses like that she can use. Maybe Jess knows the writing is on the wall and will just do what she’s contracted to do rather than push, push, push it all the time.
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Jess does very little promo though outside of the launch stuff and the (staged) Q&A afterwards. She always goes radio silent the day after, or a couple of days after the launch
 
Tiny-T said:
Milli sleeps on his lunch and after work!? That’s a sign of serious health issues if you’re napping on your lunch.
I see they went far with the dog, end of the road 😂
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I’ve always found that so strange that he naps so late in the day and now I find it stranger that he naps during his lunch break too. He stays up til the early hours gaming but why not game after work and go to bed at a reasonable time x
 
Diddikins said:
bleeping hell they are getting their moneys worth out of that mesh dress aren’t they. They’ve had it in green (hungry caterpillar), blue, that brown pattern and now the roses.

Why does the mesh look so baggy around the arms though? On both of the tops and the dress it looks like it was tight fitting but has been stretched out of shape, like a pair of tights that have been worn a few too many times.
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Jess does very little promo though outside of the launch stuff and the (staged) Q&A afterwards. She always goes radio silent the day after, or a couple of days after the launch
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I agree that she’s always goes silent once it’s launched but I think that’s also become more noticeable since her collections stopped selling as well. When she started there she’d be on bragging how it had sold out and even though she’s pretty economical with the truth, ie her true dress size, even she knows anyone can go on the app and see nothing of hers sells out anymore.
 
Sorry but who the duck is this?

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