Jessica Alves #4 He's edited out his ball flaps

[Mycatismad]

2 cheeks of the same arse this pair. They both look like plastic aliens. Absolute freaks.


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Gross, I bet they both smell of bins, bad breath and infection.

 

[Pat MyCock]

Celebrity Big Brother star? He got kicked out the house for sexually assaulting Dan Osborne.

Ooooh I didn't know that!

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Ooooh I didn't know that!

And he said that his taste in blokes was n*****s. Absolute bleeping dose.

 

[P1nkie!]

Dear God, Alves has had more filler pumped into that deformed, engorged arse. And whatever he's had done to his face in Turkey, it's more fucked than ever.

 

[WeefBellington]

Dear God, Alves has had more filler pumped into that deformed, engorged arse. And whatever he's had done to his face in Turkey, it's more fucked than ever.View attachment 3266343 q

Nothing more than a guinea pig for these strange doctors to experiment on

 

[Can't Help It]

Dear God, Alves has had more filler pumped into that deformed, engorged arse. And whatever he's had done to his face in Turkey, it's more fucked than ever.View attachment 3266343 q

I had the exact same screenshot to post but had to go to work! Amazed is not the word I'd use.....

 

[Norfolking Good]

Holy tit what an absolute abomination! These surgeons need striking off it’s disgraceful they’ll perform surgery on clearly mentally ill people

 

[JAR21]

Dear God, Alves has had more filler pumped into that deformed, engorged arse. And whatever he's had done to his face in Turkey, it's more fucked than ever.View attachment 3266343 q

He's looking more like a tooth than ever!

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Jesus bleeping christ. His perception of what women look like is seriously warped. That arse is terrifyingly horrific. God help him going on planes because he will explode one day soon.

 

[Edna Bucket]

That won’t fit on a plane seat anyway will it? Imagine having to buy a seat per buttock.

 

[TooFarScone]

Jesus bleeping christ. His perception of what women look like is seriously warped. That arse is terrifyingly horrific. God help him going on planes because he will explode one day soon.


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It looks like he's got his arse pressed his against a window.

I wonder how he sleeps. Back, front or side would all be so uncomfortable.

 

[daisymay30]

It’s so lumpy! Can’t believe anyone in their right mind would want that.

 

[P1nkie!]

It’s so lumpy! Can’t believe anyone in their right mind would want that.

I can't believe any clinic in UK would do that. Ozzy and the weirdos that have zero qualifications but happily inject filler and Botox into randomers would do this, but a clinic???

 

[JAR21]

Jesus bleeping christ. His perception of what women look like is seriously warped. That arse is terrifyingly horrific. God help him going on planes because he will explode one day soon.


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It probably gives him a thrill that his knickers have to go up his arse, rather than around it!

 

[Pat MyCock]

How does she wipe her arse??

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

How does she wipe her arse??

She doesn't. He does.

 

[MrsEms]

How does she wipe her arse??

Toilet roll on a stick

 

[Mycatismad]

How does she wipe her arse??

It’ll make the prostate checks a bit of a mission

 

[Ekathrina]

They could make a film about it called “Journey to the Centre of the Arse”.

 

[Eeeww David!]

It’s so lumpy! Can’t believe anyone in their right mind would want that.

I’ve got free lumps, didn’t know they were worth so much