Jessica Alves #4 He's edited out his ball flaps

[ThisIsMyGuiltyPleasure]

Well at least when he dies on the table it'll be doing something he loves...
I can definitely see him going like that.

 

[Can't Help It]

And this ladies and gentlemen is what he must think he looks like when he looks in the mirror......

 

[P1nkie!]

And this ladies and gentlemen is what he must think he looks like when he looks in the mirror......

Then Alves needs an eye transplant and I tense psychiatric treatment. Deluded

 

[Can't Help It]

Then Alves needs an eye transplant and I tense psychiatric treatment. Deluded

Now extolling Dr Osmans skills and how wonderful the whole plastic surgery experience at his clinic in Turkey is. He just loves the attention and fawning over him. In reality I would think they are laughing behind his back at how much money he's just paid them to look even more freakish.

 

[Veryangrylady]

Just had a face lift, goes out plastered in makeup, then gets botox!!! Wtf his nose is currently fighting to stay on his face!

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

2 cheeks of the same arse this pair. They both look like plastic aliens. Absolute freaks.

 

[Veryangrylady]

2 cheeks of the same arse this pair. They both look like plastic aliens. Absolute freaks.


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Christ alves head is twice the size of skanky price

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

Christ alves head is twice the size of skanky price

It’s HUGE!!! Just like that catlady Jocelyn!!
I don’t understand how this happens. I know filler etc but it’s HUGE

 

[P1nkie!]

2 cheeks of the same arse this pair. They both look like plastic aliens. Absolute freaks.


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At least Price looks human...
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It’s HUGE!!! Just like that catlady Jocelyn!!
I don’t understand how this happens. I know filler etc but it’s HUGE

Because Alves is a biological man, who went through male puberty. Skull was bigger than Price's before surgery and filler started

 

[Prince fan 1999]

What a state they look

 

[Madge2022]

Stunning and brave! More feminine than us mere woman who have a real vag.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Stunning and brave! More feminine than us mere woman who have a real vag.
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Absolutely, we real women couldn't hold a candle to this specimen.

He looks like a couple of space-hoppers were left in a hot car and melted onto a budget Bratz doll.

 

[Pat MyCock]

This really isn’t a great advert for Victoria’s Secret. None of it fits properly! Any woman can see that.

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I am sorry, but this is grotesque. He should have stayed a he and just become a drag queen.

THIS IS NOT WHAT WOMEN LOOK LIKE.

 

[Scotch Mist]

2 cheeks of the same arse this pair. They both look like plastic aliens. Absolute freaks.


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Eww... it's like a couple of sink plungers meeting

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Oh duck off you revolting pair of skanks.

 

[daisymay30]

They're a pair of plastic attention seekers.

 

[TooFarScone]

Oh duck off you revolting pair of skanks.


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Celebrity Big Brother star? He got kicked out the house for sexually assaulting Dan Osborne.

 

[Norfolking Good]

Blimey it’s not often someone can make Kipper’s comedy bolt ons look classy and modest! The state of it!

 

[Islawight]

The head is ginormous! Looks like Katie is kissing one of those Easter island heads.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

The nose looks like it's collapsing. The septum looks like it's split.
There's just so much photoshopping going on in his photos. He thinks he looks perfect with all the camera filters but in reality he actually looks grotesque and is a freak of nature.