Jessica Alves #4 He's edited out his ball flaps

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Yip quiet night in by myself on a Friday....oh I know I'll dress up like a hooker and take photos on my cheap,tacky looking bed.

Airbrushed to duck as usual.

 

[Mycatismad]

Yip quiet night in by myself on a Friday....oh I know I'll dress up like a hooker and take photos on my cheap,tacky looking bed.

The legs are both equally fascinating and horrifying- why does it look like they’re coming out of his minge area and why are they the same width all the way down like those tubes of dog food?

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

On stories. I wonder why it’s urgent, and it seems like hoping for a freebie.

 

[Norfolking Good]

Like a private jet firm are going to be trawling z lister instagram pages for work funniest thing I’ve seen for a while

 

[P1nkie!]

Like a private jet firm are going to be trawling z lister instagram pages for work funniest thing I’ve seen for a while

No, Alves wants one of his rich OF subscribers to pay for the private jet, or offer their own

 

[daisymay30]

What’s the point of doing a skincare demo when you’ve put a filter on your video? Idiot

Also, I’m so confused by all these random photoshoots – are they just a vanity project or do the photos get used in any publications?

 

[Can't Help It]

What’s the point of doing a skincare demo when you’ve put a filter on your video? Idiot

Also, I’m so confused by all these random photoshoots – are they just a vanity project or do the photos get used in any publications?

I was just thinking that - why all these old photoshoots? I just think he's got nothing to do. No-one to go out with to take sexy selfies in the toilet and pretend you're living the high life. Every single one of his Insta stories have only got positive comments (so beautiful, on fire etc etc ) and he's replied to a lot of them so obviously plenty of time spent at home to delete all the negative comments. Wasn't he meant to be at Oktoberfest? Can't wait to see him spilling out of a teeny, tiny Dirndhl

 

[Can't Help It]

WTF does he see when he looks in the mirror. Pretty sure it's not this image of perfection....

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Makes me laugh how he even filters his puffy feet and trotters.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Vile. Still couldn't filter out the buffalo hoof on HIS heels. Not a woman, I mean I've had shady heels over the years at times, as an actual woman, we all know we're not perfect. Like a bit of a moustache, scabby elbows, chimpanzee gene hair all over top to toe. Still a woman. I find this travesty extremely offensive lads

 

[P1nkie!]

In turkey getting a hair treatment, stem cells I think? Alves has far too much money.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

In turkey getting a hair treatment, stem cells I think? Alves has far too much money.

But lives in a tiny shack of a flat that looks a dump. Priorities eh.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

What the duck is this.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Those fake hips remind me of saddlebags on a touring bike. They look utterly bizarre.

 

[Jjjjj555]

Like a uncooked chicken

 

[life’s a car crash]

What the duck is this.


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WTAF. Not mindful and certainly not demure

 

[Can't Help It]

WTAF. Not mindful and certainly not demure

He's quite repulsive but fascinating in equal measures!! Would love to see what he looks like when he rolls out of bed in the morning a la natural

 

[Humdog]

Where have her boobs gone?

 

[Madge2022]

Those fake hips remind me of saddlebags on a touring bike. They look utterly bizarre.

A turkey wishbone, but no one fighting over it

 

[daisymay30]

Where have her boobs gone?

Still there, in what seems to be a badly fitting bra