Jessica Alves #4 He's edited out his ball flaps

[P1nkie!]

Last night’s stories…. WTAF . How does this person afford this existence?? Genuinely intrigued !

Sex work, only fans

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

bleeping vile.

 

[Mycatismad]

bleeping vile.


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God that’s utterly horrifying!! Also wtf is that outfit? Where would you even buy something like that? It’s like a load of manky old tights from a charity shop bin have been stitched together and stretched over some Tupperware

 

[P1nkie!]

Clomping around in Miami cos alves cannot walk in heels

 

[Can't Help It]

God that’s utterly horrifying!! Also wtf is that outfit? Where would you even buy something like that? It’s like a load of manky old tights from a charity shop bin have been stitched together and stretched over some Tupperware

Screams look at ME ME ME. Temu or Shein purchase maybe? Somewhere classy and expensive anyway Says he's happily single and doesn't need a man. Yeah until the next "he's the one" when he'll be like a dog in heat again slobbering all over the place

 

[Norfolking Good]

Is that an empty club he is having some sort of seizure in? Doesn’t look very atmospheric

 

[life’s a car crash]

Having a seizure wearing some manky old tights stretched over Tupperware. Hilarious.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Bet they are all thinking, who, or most likely what, is that?
And are those meant to be nipple covers?

 

[Can't Help It]

FFS that smug look

 

[P1nkie!]

FFS that smug look

Apparently Alves is now with a real man... So pathetic

 

[wanderingrose]

Bet they are all thinking, who, or most likely what, is that?
And are those meant to be nipple covers?


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Omg guys i think hes onto something..how to make your waist smaller... get humongous tits so your fat belly actually looks smaller than it is

 

[IAASA]

Unfiltered picture?

 

[WeefBellington]

Those feet stuffed into those shoes makes me laugh everytime. So grim

 

[ThisIsMyGuiltyPleasure]

Apparently Alves is now with a real man... So pathetic

Alves is a real man as well lol, he is so deluded.
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Unfiltered picture?

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That's a particularly hideous outfit he is wearing as well.

 

[daisymay30]

The smile kind of reminds me of Cesar Romero’s Joker, except with massive lips.

 

[life’s a car crash]

FFS that smug look

As opposed to not a real woman

 

[Scotch Mist]

Alves is a real man as well lol, he is so deluded.

He seems to be 100% plastic these days!

 

[ThisIsMyGuiltyPleasure]

He seems to be 100% plastic these days!

Fully recyclable and environmentally friendly lol.

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

God that’s utterly horrifying!! Also wtf is that outfit? Where would you even buy something like that? It’s like a load of manky old tights from a charity shop bin have been stitched together and stretched over some Tupperware

No no, brand ambassador for something. I can’t think of what brand. I need to go look at Instagram for the info.
Something stunning like Shein/Temu though.
Aaaaaaack, back in a sec

ETA-FashionNova is it.

 

[Can't Help It]

Yip quiet night in by myself on a Friday....oh I know I'll dress up like a hooker and take photos on my cheap,tacky looking bed.