Jessica Alves #4 He's edited out his ball flaps

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Looks like he's got knickers on sideways on his legs!
Well, that's what I thought. Not being a purveyor of the "classy" (cough, cough) lingerie sets like Jessica has started "modelling" lately I wasn't sure why they were only on one leg? Probably just a very, very bad photoshop like the ones where he only has 1 arm:rolleyes:
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey.

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Jesus imagine seeing that on the beach coming towards you!!!!!!
 
He’s photoshopped his head (even photoshop is struggling thesedays) but clearly forgotten the rest- the lower half resembles a rotting parsnip. Absolutely shocking to see.
I'd still rather have the rotting parsnip than him lol.
I just cannot believe that he looks in the mirror and thinks he looks fabulous. Those hideous contact lenses are affecting his eyesight.
 
As if you'd go to a football match dressed like that. 😳


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Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey.

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I'm even more confused now. I had money on it being a breast plate, but here it's clearly not (for once, it actually looks like skin, not silicone). I'm now wondering if the plate is worn over the boobs when more cleavage is desired, so it sort of pushes them up and keeps them in place? It's all very odd.
 
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