Jessica Alves #2 My Neck, My Back, Best Tuck In My Ball Sack

[Lunagooner]

How does she wipe her arse? Her massive fake butt cheeks would get in the way.

FFS - WOMEN DO NOT LOOK LIKE THIS!

I cannot imagine ANY man finds this attractive.

He'll use one of these

 

[BigMavis]

It's been a while. She looks like a curvaceous spectre. What's the deathly pale skin about guys, is that trending?

 

[Yorkshirewife]

Went straight to look lol WTAF
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Body like a centaur lol

 

[Ekathrina]

It's been a while. She looks like a curvaceous spectre. What's the deathly pale skin about guys, is that trending?

I think it might be embalming fluid. Complexion of a bloodless and long dead corpse.

 

[Miss Villanelle]

He'll use one of these
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Omg i could have done with that when I broke my left arm and right hand a few years ago

 

[I'm luvvin it hunz]

Omg i could have done with that when I broke my left arm and right hand a few years ago

Now you need to tell us how you actually wiped your arse.

 

[Bull***t Buster]

Jesus bleeping christ. The legs akimbo. The bulge. Just vile.

Wtf!!!! Has he still got his two veg?

 

[Lunagooner]

Omg i could have done with that when I broke my left arm and right hand a few years ago

But how would you have held it? surely not between your teeth

 

[Bull***t Buster]

Went straight to look lol WTAF
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Jesus bleeping Christ!!!!! I’m very rarely speechless but honestly I have no words! How is he not dead! That is one fucked up mess of a body!

 

[Resting Rage Face]

Went straight to look lol WTAF
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Huh. Was just going to add that she looks like a walking, talking Real Doll, but just Googled them and the dolls are actually more attractive

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

This is what I think he’s using since I saw the stray nipple in a photo awhile ago.

 

[ThisIsMyGuiltyPleasure]

This is what I think he’s using since I saw the stray nipple in a photo awhile ago.

God that is grim but then so is he, everything about him is horrendous.

 

[I'm luvvin it hunz]

This is what I think he’s using since I saw the stray nipple in a photo awhile ago.

Imagine leaving the house, keys wallet phone, breasts on- ready to go.

 

[whirlingbutterflies]

Went straight to look lol WTAF
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All that surgery and still no waist.

 

[Lunagooner]

Jessica Alves#3 Two veg to fat vag, still looks like a bloke in drag

 

[Miss Villanelle]

Now you need to tell us how you actually wiped your arse.

With difficulty I could hold tissue between my index finger and thumb but it was tough going haha

 

[life’s a car crash]

Ooh boy are we in for a treat. Solves is the star turn taking over from no show kipper price. They said “ her performance”. Never seen her singing, so I can only suspect we’re going to be subjected to more revolting gyrations edit to add. The Ibiza gig kipper had lined up

 

[Can't Help It]

Ooh boy are we in for a treat. Solves is the star turn taking over from no show kipper price. They said “ her performance”. Never seen her singing, so I can only suspect we’re going to be subjected to more revolting gyrations edit to add. The Ibiza gig kipper had lined up

Maybe he'll do a strip tease routine - he thinks he's smokin hot in a bikini!!!!

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...usty-display-plunging-print-dress-London.html

As hard as I tried, I couldn’t read this article. I don’t know who the hell hired the person who wrote it. But MY GOD THE GRAMMAR AND ERRORS. So many, I can’t make sense of it.
Also. Luggages is not a word.

 

[Umbridge]

I just zoomed in on those Daily Mail pics.
Jesus.
Im not getting to sleep now