For anyone who CBA to watch the vlog, I’ve been very bored today and clearly have too much time on my hands ....
It’s mawnin’ and Chins is chomping on a tchweck bar and convincing herself that it’s healthy. It’s probably ok for some on an actual tchweck, but not for this lazy pants. It’s her bwekfast.
It’s a bit later and she’s having a bag of crisps and again, kidding herself that they are nutritious.
She’s been ‘working’ in the ‘offisssss’ and now she’s going to have some lunch (well, full on big fatty meal) and welax for a little bit.
Chins is so busy but she’s twying not to edit in bed, and twying not to eat in the offissssss. There’s a lot of very angry salt and pepper grinding at this point, signifying to the viewer that them there ready meals (sorry I mean fwesh food) aren’t that tasty.
She’s having another healthy snack, well, chocolate bar, and showing us her new twacksuit. It’s a size 8 guys... (ha ha, I made that bit up).
She wants to be like Mrs Hinch, so she’s bought a seersucker duvet. Off eBay. The old duvet only went on in the middle of the week but she thinks it’d be nice to have a new duvet for the weekend. Wonder what she has planned for the bean. White is what she wanted. It’s prob not ideal with ‘cups at tea and stuff in bed’ ... eeeeew I don’t want to think about what the ‘and stuff’ is.
It’s time for a very large dinner and she’s doing wedges instead of a jacket potato because she can fit more oil in that way. The bean’s going mad with the pepper grinder again. Chins is at pains to point out that they’re having some sallid. The bean’s now grinding the salt furiously.
As soon as supper concludes, they are on to the evenin’ schnack. It’s crisps. Again. They’re ‘weally nice’, just like, well, everythink.
Update on the bedding. She doesn’t like it. Thought it would be more raised. Well, it’s the only thing in that bed that’s ever gonna be even half raised, if they carry on like this. Just my humble opinion. (Side note: I would have washed new bedding first but that’s perhaps just personal preference. Thoughts?)
It’s the next day and they are doing what they do best. Another dwive. And another discussion about the bean’s poor mother. Well, could chins have been any more dismissive when she said that his mum was more chatty than usual, probably because she had been out (as in to the bloody hospital!) and had ‘more things to talk about’!!!
Clearly chins has been perusing these little nuggets of wisdom because we then had yet another explanation of why the bean’s mother is not able to live with them (presumably, in reality, mainly because the spare room is now a very important offissssss) and there was a very casual mention of the name of the illness:COPD. Just thrown in there, said to excuse the fact that they never see her and don’t want her living with them. Also, the bean’s mum is ‘shieldin’ and therefore, it would be very dangerous if chins and bean were carryin’ the virus. Well, lord knows what is being carried in those humongous bodies. But really? These are the same humongous bodies that choose to go shopping for clothing (albeit it at Matalan) when there’s a pandemic on.
So they’re not that bothered are they!!!
Chins couldn’t resist telling us that they had been into bean’s mum’s flat and that she had tried to clean the carpet ‘as best she could’. I’m not being funny but she only went into hospital the other day! Why on earth would it be necessary to clean the bloody carpet?!! Clearly she wants us to think that it’s dirrrrty.
And if you didn’t think this was interwestin’ enough, she’s filmin’ for the members’ vid guys.
And that’s about it ..... boring, inane drivel .......
it’s bleeping appalling and speaks volumes about the two of them
wonder who she had to creep up to for that gig?
. Nice to see Charlie dancing around the kitchen whilst his Mother is not well. 
