Jane Gammons #17 No Sense by Jane & peekaboo moobs, piling on weight with boxed free food

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oh ju I think you may need glasses and as for jane and Charlie being a perfect couple...perfect couple of what exactly... I'm not sure :/
 
Here she goes again, freebie tat galore...what happened to the calorie counting tracker and books etc she got gifted? Ebay? Yes Jane Lancôme Hypnose is really a “high end expensive perfume”...NOT! It’s under £50 for a 75ml eau de parfum, too expensive for you so you rave about the rip off you’re flogging. You’re SO busy that bleaching your patio is at the top of your essential to do list. Your top priority should be doing ANYTHING you can to assist Charlie’s Mum in recovering from her fall, I pity the poor woman having you as a daughter-in-law, I really do!
I came on to say the same! My god, she is such a piece of work
 
What the fat bloater ate in a day well guyzzzz I had cornflakes and a grenade bar then had mountain chips had MF. Lasagne n roasted veg washed down with a Coke, cake, crisps & choklit then for dinner I made a MF dinner had cheesecake a pukka pie, fridge raiders, crisps then for settle down to telly a bottle of gin but kid on its tea cause she sounds mangled 🤣😂 club biscuits and a packet of crisps honestly MF It works wonders 😂 silly bleeping ganter 😂
 
So they've just left the poor woman to fend for herself despite saying the care she's been set is not adequate :cautious: two useless fuckers. Probs rushed home so chins could get to the post office..

All these meditation videos are a copy of what Nadia Sawalha and her husband upload, they put ‘an hour garden meditation’ videos up every now and again 🤣 she is losing the plot she really is
She was nearly crying because the duvet set's not the same as Hinch's .She was more worried about that than Charlie's mum..
 
What the fat bloater ate in a day well guyzzzz I had cornflakes and a grenade bar then had mountain chips had MF. Lasagne n roasted veg washed down with a Coke, cake, crisps & choklit then for dinner I made a MF dinner had cheesecake a pukka pie, fridge raiders, crisps then for settle down to telly a bottle of gin but kid on its tea cause she sounds mangled 🤣😂 club biscuits and a packet of crisps honestly MF It works wonders 😂 silly bleeping ganter 😂
And still had calories left after that too 😂😂

So they've just left the poor woman to fend for herself despite saying the care she's been set is not adequate :cautious: two useless fuckers.
When she said that ‘they’ contacted Social Service’s I went ‘Grrr’ in annoyance, I genuinely did. The hospital will not discharge her without a care plan, even if it is minimal. She was trying to make it seem like they’ve arranged everything. Shut up FFS Jane!!

Jane? Woohoo! Jane? You should’ve kept this situation with your MIL to yourself. You should be fully ashamed of yourselves in how little you are doing and how little you clearly want to do for her and must know how much that will annoy and upset people watching you.
 
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Who is Charlie looking and laughing at in that pic? It's clearly not Chinny Chin Chin because she obviously took the photo and that's from another direction?
So it's a staged photo. What a pair of idiots.
And yes, so stretched, Charlie looks like he's lost 10 stone! Never mind, a vlog will prove otherwise! Here Charlie, have another snack.
 
She seemed more arsed over the cheap duvet cover from eBay than she did Charlie’s mother. No surprise. So she’s got another excuse about the old girl not living with them, they rent and can’t drill, ok love, I’m sure Charlie was drilling something for you a while ago. I actually can’t believe Charlie hasn’t gone over to spend the weekend with his mother, I know we’re in lockdown but when someone is very vulnerable you can make an exception. He could have socially distanced and settled her back into her own flat, make sure she’s got everything she needs and is ok. These two are so self centred its unreal. As someone said the other day, Charlie needs to grow a pair and step up helping out before it’s too late. She’s telling people things aren’t great but he’s putting edited pictures of himself laughing on Instagram, that’s bleeping strange
Oh and piss off talking about your bloody office and your orders, step up and help your bloody mother in law you greedy lazy cow
 
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Even during vlogs he looks to her to verify his answer ( I don't know if anyone else notices this) he is completely in her control. He's the only one she has besides her family, even Helen seems to be fading into the backround..
I notice it all the time. Typical abuser behaviour. Separate and alienate the person from family, friends, making them solely dependant on them and them alone.
 
For anyone who CBA to watch the vlog, I’ve been very bored today and clearly have too much time on my hands ....



It’s mawnin’ and Chins is chomping on a tchweck bar and convincing herself that it’s healthy. It’s probably ok for some on an actual tchweck, but not for this lazy pants. It’s her bwekfast.



It’s a bit later and she’s having a bag of crisps and again, kidding herself that they are nutritious.



She’s been ‘working’ in the ‘offisssss’ and now she’s going to have some lunch (well, full on big fatty meal) and welax for a little bit.



Chins is so busy but she’s twying not to edit in bed, and twying not to eat in the offissssss. There’s a lot of very angry salt and pepper grinding at this point, signifying to the viewer that them there ready meals (sorry I mean fwesh food) aren’t that tasty.



She’s having another healthy snack, well, chocolate bar, and showing us her new twacksuit. It’s a size 8 guys... (ha ha, I made that bit up).



She wants to be like Mrs Hinch, so she’s bought a seersucker duvet. Off eBay. The old duvet only went on in the middle of the week but she thinks it’d be nice to have a new duvet for the weekend. Wonder what she has planned for the bean. White is what she wanted. It’s prob not ideal with ‘cups at tea and stuff in bed’ ... eeeeew I don’t want to think about what the ‘and stuff’ is.



It’s time for a very large dinner and she’s doing wedges instead of a jacket potato because she can fit more oil in that way. The bean’s going mad with the pepper grinder again. Chins is at pains to point out that they’re having some sallid. The bean’s now grinding the salt furiously.



As soon as supper concludes, they are on to the evenin’ schnack. It’s crisps. Again. They’re ‘weally nice’, just like, well, everythink.



Update on the bedding. She doesn’t like it. Thought it would be more raised. Well, it’s the only thing in that bed that’s ever gonna be even half raised, if they carry on like this. Just my humble opinion. (Side note: I would have washed new bedding first but that’s perhaps just personal preference. Thoughts?)



It’s the next day and they are doing what they do best. Another dwive. And another discussion about the bean’s poor mother. Well, could chins have been any more dismissive when she said that his mum was more chatty than usual, probably because she had been out (as in to the bloody hospital!) and had ‘more things to talk about’!!!



Clearly chins has been perusing these little nuggets of wisdom because we then had yet another explanation of why the bean’s mother is not able to live with them (presumably, in reality, mainly because the spare room is now a very important offissssss) and there was a very casual mention of the name of the illness:COPD. Just thrown in there, said to excuse the fact that they never see her and don’t want her living with them. Also, the bean’s mum is ‘shieldin’ and therefore, it would be very dangerous if chins and bean were carryin’ the virus. Well, lord knows what is being carried in those humongous bodies. But really? These are the same humongous bodies that choose to go shopping for clothing (albeit it at Matalan) when there’s a pandemic on.

So they’re not that bothered are they!!!



Chins couldn’t resist telling us that they had been into bean’s mum’s flat and that she had tried to clean the carpet ‘as best she could’. I’m not being funny but she only went into hospital the other day! Why on earth would it be necessary to clean the bloody carpet?!! Clearly she wants us to think that it’s dirrrrty.



And if you didn’t think this was interwestin’ enough, she’s filmin’ for the members’ vid guys.



And that’s about it ..... boring, inane drivel .......
 
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