Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

[Barbie2020]

Polly posted a few hours ago that she’s off to London so he’s deffo on Lorraine again. Sad duck. Flaps obviously pissed off with him. The wholesome videos of baking with the potato are nauseating. Couple of hours with spud, all on insta then off to London tonight for 5 mins “presenting”. He really is a bleeping sad sack.

 

[JazzFan]

He hates every god damn minute he’s at home unless he gets some good insta content and even then he hates it

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Just seen Flapz's trotters on Facebook.

 

[mollyann]

Funny how he never mentions I’m a celebrity until he gets his ugly mug on tv.His oversharing today was totally embarrassing.That poor child is been taken the piss out of by his own dad.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Polly posted a few hours ago that she’s off to London so he’s deffo on Lorraine again. Sad duck. Flaps obviously pissed off with him. The wholesome videos of baking with the potato are nauseating. Couple of hours with spud, all on insta then off to London tonight for 5 mins “presenting”. He really is a bleeping sad sack.

So obvious by the way he was acting today. Pissing off again tonight and leaving the family all to get his ugly mug on TV for 2 mins. I still cannot understand why he needs a publicist to hold his hand when he goes on morning TV? She obviously goes to try and get him more work and so she can film him and put it on social media but the whole setup with them two is plain weird.

 

[VC10]

So obvious by the way he was acting today. Pissing off again tonight and leaving the family all to get his ugly mug on TV for 2 mins. I still cannot understand why he needs a publicist to hold his hand when he goes on morning TV? She obviously goes to try and get him more work and so she can film him and put it on social media but the whole setup with them two is plain weird.

Dysfunctional , from two damaged individuals

 

[Redtea2]

He knocks me sick comes home for half a day and doesn’t nothing but film the poor kid !!!
ffs spend time with him without a phone in his face

he’s a tit dad and a tit husband ….. another twenty second slot and he’s over excited sad bleep nobody watched the tit show he goes on

 

[Joon]

Maby the little shop to Tesco's arse hole area , was a prezzie for Polly .

 

[Whazgoinin]

Spud slapping him and shouting “No” At him when he’s singing

Leo screeching 'Noooo!' every time Jake sings gives me the deepest joy

 

[JazzFan]

Have a drink every time Jake tells us how much driving he does this week for work

 

[Justdee]

Thank you It’s not from the garden centre but from the ‘influencer specialist’ just waiting to see if he shares it as well the fact he’s named on it.

Thanks I'll get on that x
Also just noticed she's linked her gifted tree so will she % ..... scrounging on another level
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I dont think he was home alone with spud,we said he never looks after him by self so he pretends. Flapz ordered to sty out of shot...Prove me wrong fakey... who took this picture

Also did he get Fred the man u fan a jumper ?

And lastly just because I hate him I've emailed sarcoma asking why they posted a £10 donation in his name that he didn't make but they haven't thanked him for his donation from the fight that he said he was making an Sunday brunch
Bet they don't answer

 

[bluecups]

I made a Fakey bingo card!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I made a Fakey bingo card!
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Brilliant love this

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Polly Parrot needs to come to these gigs as she leads such a lonely existence normally.

 

[Meee089]

Beginning of this clip even Gail asking why he's being recorded.
Put the phone away Jake and spend the quality time with your son instead of watching him through a phone screen.

 

[VC10]

Polly Parrot needs to come to these gigs as she leads such a lonely existence normally.
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she doesn't look the full ticket, either

 

[JazzFan]

she doesn't look the full ticket, either

She’s dumb if it’s taking her 6 hours to do a tax return

@bluecups bingo card is genius

 

[Xxcxcc]

I think what Leo meant to say is daddy don't be sad because I am a cross between Gail platt and Warwick Davis, dont be sad because you wear a wig. You get that hairline from your dad, yano the one you mention when ou need insta likes or cash, the one that's had multiple careers, all to suit your narrative. Don't be sad that mammy's got a crater face, she loves going to the clinic weekly and getting her face set alight, she also loves grifting multiple face creams, all to add to the burns. Be happy daddy, you get two mins on Lorraine a week when I'm a celeb is on tele, your an extra in a tit play and you beat an unfit 42 year old comedian in a fixed fight........ I doubt little Gail would get past don't be sad but YANO he is a genius cos he held a pen the right way once

 

[trine]

Nothing screams Christmas more than a burger bauble. Be your own McDonald's.
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What Zelda thinks of the tree...
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Bet that Billy Bunter chose that bauble

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Polly posted a few hours ago that she’s off to London so he’s deffo on Lorraine again. Sad duck. Flaps obviously pissed off with him. The wholesome videos of baking with the potato are nauseating. Couple of hours with spud, all on insta then off to London tonight for 5 mins “presenting”. He really is a bleeping sad sack.

At least IAC ends next Sunday so he will get no more ITV bookings for the rest of the year. Unless he is asked to stand in for one of those crappy Comps if someone else pulls out. I can’t wait to see if he ‘presents’ the whole segment himself for a change.