Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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bluecups said:
You can tell he’s not used to being alone with Spud. On that last video he looked like he was going to pull his wig off tear his hair out at Spud’s incessant babbling. I can’t abide this kid but this is just normal stuff three year olds do isn’t it? He struggles spending a couple of hours with his own kid. Sad.

I don’t have kids but surely it isn’t a good idea to allow toddlers to mess about with electrical sockets and lighting?
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Yes you can tell he doesn't spend time alone with Spud. My two never, ever went near light switches until they were much older. fair enough Spud can reach the light from the sofa but he shouldn't encouraging him to turn it off and on. Bit like Stacey Solomon letting her toddlers play with a lamp. They have no clue
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
What a load of old tit. I hope Spud pulls it down.

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Who threw that together? Stevie Wonder.
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OnlyJustSaying said:
Blast from the past. Does anyone remember say a couple of years back. He was pretending to be nice and loading a Starbucks card (freebie) and allowing his ‘fans’ to go to Starbucks for free coffee.
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I do. It really benefited him though as you build your stars to become a gold member and you get freebies like whipped cream & syrups (lol) so it makes it cheaper for him. As every purchase gives you so many stars.
If I ever go on Mastermind my specialist subject will be Starbs 😂.
 
That's a great way to make Gail Platt ill. He'll have a cold next week ffs. It's freezing here and ours has been covered up for weeks now. Wouldn't want to stand about wet in my garden in this weather! Maybe it's an old pic to make out Flapz is there? 🧐

God he looks manic. Deffo Lorraine tomorrow.

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Ha ha @Joon I thought the same, he's probably out choosing a dildo for his 5 week laze-fest when he's not "working" prancing around like a fanny In the Full Monty, I bet the cast can't bleeping wait for him to duck off home, family man my arse, he'll be up on that hobbit hole in bed wanking himself to oblivion....yeah I bet he can't bleeping wait for his "break"
 
Jane_Mcdonald said:
Hahaha, Spud saying no daddy when he was singing has done me in🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
He clearly has no boundaries in place about what's acceptable🙄🙄🙄
Where the duck is Fred🤔🤔🤔
Yeah he's deffo got a slot on wanky Lorraine tomorrow hasn't he🤣🤣🤣🤣
The heady heights Fakey reaches🤣🤣🤣
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We should watch out for how many times he micro aggressively slags off Sam! Jealous bellend! The way Sam spoke about ADHD won him so many fans. It was emotional and he wasn’t milking the moment unlike Colchester grifter!
 
It's absolutely painful watching the interaction between Fakey & NikNak. The boy has such poor communication skills & Father of the Year has no idea how to deal with him. I've noticed a few times how he reverts to screaming & I wonder if this is frustration that he can't make himself understood. He really needs to see a speech & language therapist. And Fakey just puts on his 'for the Gram' voice as he's really talking to his wee wee grannies not NikNak.
 
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