Jake Quickenden #75 He's like a turd that just won't flush & as irritating as a dose of thrush!

[PrincessJeanie]

Just seen it was the big ITV Summer party yesterday. Wonder if his invite got lost in the post Must be embarrassing when in his own words, he states he’s a TV Presenter/Actor and ‘ITV Comps and Features’ person, so why is he not there then, when the place was full of ex Love Island and Towie people

 

[gagzi]

He might be 'struggling' but I bet he's not struggling to find work you prick!

Calm the duck down Stacie and get your eyesight checked. There's a good girl!

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I reckon this is an old pic..lazy tit didn't take Maris out or we'd have seen the whole journey!

 

[intheindustry]

Thas a lot of forehead
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He’s looking more and more gay

 

[Robin71]

That boy must be starving by breakfast time a chicken burger at 4pm? Why so early and where’s the rest of the meal?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Wiki Ref: 19/07/23

Another skin update. No way is that going to clear up before Sunday when she flies out to the USA for 'work'. Even then, she shouldn't have direct sunlight on it for 1-2 weeks.

What an absolute idiot!

 

[Intothedark]

Do they share a brain cell between them? Honestly they’re both absolute muppets. Why the actual would you have that done to your skin when you’re going away?! Bonkers the pair of them.

 

[stargirl23]

I have a feeling that meal Zelda actually made, if you look at the toaster it looks different to the one he has. Maybe mummy made it last weekend when they stayed and he’s pretending he did it

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So he’s now got another obsession sharing his threads to Instagram Unfortunately for him, I think threads is going to fade very quickly. Most the people I follow have already stopped using it. As for a cook book (or cooking book as numb nuts calls it). More like he’s trying to audition to get on cooking with the stars or masterchef.

 

[Joon]

I see ITV Summer Party was in full swing, Lorraine Kelly was there in a drab dress, I wonder why she didn't take Baldy Bollocks with her, I thought they were really close friends ....loads of has beens too, he would of fitted in really well......

 

[Redtea2]

Wiki Ref: 19/07/23

Another skin update. No way is that going to clear up before Sunday when she flies out to the USA for 'work'. Even then, she shouldn't have direct sunlight on it for 1-2 weeks.

What an absolute idiot!

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What the duck has she done
she looks a mess
I would be to embarrassed to get on a plane looking like that
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Seems this has happened to flappy
my god what has she done .

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

bleeping hell. What planet is this bleep on? He didn't know there was a thing called chicken mince? Jesus wept!

Somebody get me a gun and put this bleep out of his miserable, brainless existence.

What an utter bleeping bleep!

NB: Not another keto friendly diet there eating a bread bap. Absolutely full of bleeping tit! All this fasting is bollocks too.

I see Flaps is hiding. I bet she looks like the Singing Detective today leaving a trail of crusty skin behind her! bleeping idiots the pair of them. Obviiously both were born with VERY poor gene pools!

Inbreds.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

bleeping hell, think I’d rather eat Ol’ Ma Monroe’s roast potatoes.

Don’t think I’ll ever “get” these perma-online z-list wannabes. Just make dinner for your bleeping kid. Why do I know literally everything about their daily lives? Bog off

 

[JazzFan]

He looks at the chicken burger with more love than he looks at flappy

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

bleeping hell. What planet is this bleep on? He didn't know there was a thing called chicken mince? Jesus wept!

Somebody get me a gun and put this bleep out of his miserable, brainless existence.

What an utter bleeping bleep!

NB: Not another keto friendly diet there eating a bread bap. Absolutely full of bleeping tit! All this fasting is bollocks too.

I see Flaps is hiding. I bet she looks like the Singing Detective today leaving a trail of crusty skin behind her! bleeping idiots the pair of them. Obviiously both were born with VERY poor gene pools!

Inbreds.

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Orchestrated humour as usual which is why he gets boring very fast!

 

[Redtea2]

bleeping hell. What planet is this bleep on? He didn't know there was a thing called chicken mince? Jesus wept!

Somebody get me a gun and put this bleep out of his miserable, brainless existence.

What an utter bleeping bleep!

NB: Not another keto friendly diet there eating a bread bap. Absolutely full of bleeping tit! All this fasting is bollocks too.

I see Flaps is hiding. I bet she looks like the Singing Detective today leaving a trail of crusty skin behind her! bleeping idiots the pair of them. Obviiously both were born with VERY poor gene pools!

Inbreds.

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35 years old and proud of himself for cooking so he posts it to threads
when will the head realise nobody gives a tit just be a dad and tuck off

 

[Robin71]

I’m sure almost all of us are making tea either for ourselves, the other half, kids, nan whatever so why the hell does he think he should be heaped in praise because he did a chicken burger for him and Fred? Honestly he is not wired right

 

[Cady1954]

I really hope Threads will bomb. He'll be gutted.

 

[gagzi]

Wiki Ref: 19/07/23

Another skin update. No way is that going to clear up before Sunday when she flies out to the USA for 'work'. Even then, she shouldn't have direct sunlight on it for 1-2 weeks.

What an absolute idiot!

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Maybe the girl who did it was a secret tattler!

 

[Philimena cunk]

He looks at the chicken burger with more love than he looks at flappy

It's not as cremated as her face is, that's why...

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Everything that thick gormless idiot does is for adulation on s/m he really is one childish manic ct personally I think he needs locking up and sanctioning for everyone’s safety
p.s - only just read the previous threads but obviously we all think the same