Jake Quickenden #75 He's like a turd that just won't flush & as irritating as a dose of thrush!

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Robin71 said:
Always with the nasty digs! Struggling there bro while laughing for all he knows that man might be recovering from major surgery or could have been on there half an hour before he got there nah fakey I don’t need your number to know you’re just a nasty piece of work
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He’s not happy unless he’s putting someone down. Funny for somebody that can’t take any form of criticism, even when it’s constructive, at all. The bloke is his only ‘mate’ in Colchester. The one that takes all those photos and cringeworthy couple reels for them.
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Jane_Mcdonald said:
God, he's suck a massive prick, obviously been reading tattle from his ice bath diatribe🤪 we know you alright Fakey you're never off bleeping Instagram, lives his sad little life on there, waiting for all the tena huns comments😆. Never know anyone with such a complete lack of self awareness, he's so stupid, who the duck posts on insta as soon as their eyes are open in bed, you do Fakey you bellend🙄
Get Leo's nappy changed as soon as he gets up, instead of letting him run around in it🤢🤮
See Flaps is hiding her scary face this morning, it's gonna look worse than yesterday surely🤣 another thick bastard. She should have gone to her GP ages ago and got a referral to dermatology to get Roaccutane for acne, instead of all this shite she puts on her face, she's constantly changing what she uses, never giving anything a chance to work.

@Joon that 'hair system' is looking like a bog brush this morning🤣🤣 he honestly looks bloody ridiculous with it on🤭🤭🤭
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She was never going to use Roaccutane because I think I read somewhere you’re not supposed to drink alcohol when on it. No way is she giving the booze up 😂
 
Awwww...is poor Jakey wakey upset cos the nasty trolls on tattle have been picking on him......
WELL duck OFF THEN....
Turn your phone off, get a job and live like a normal human being.
You're not famous, you're not funny, and hopefully, one day one of your neighbours will go round and nail you in that bleeping stagnant piss barrel....
 
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PrincessJeanie said:
He’s not happy unless he’s putting someone down. Funny for somebody that can’t take any form of criticism, even when it’s constructive, at all. The bloke is his only ‘mate’ in Colchester. The one that takes all those photos and cringeworthy couple reels for them.
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She was never going to use Roaccutane because I think I read somewhere you’re not supposed to drink alcohol when on it. No way is she giving the booze up 😂
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Thank you I didn’t realise he actually had a fwend 😂 can you imagine though if it was the other way round? That guy filmed him struggling he’d be fuming!
 
Jane_Mcdonald said:
God, he's suck a massive prick, obviously been reading tattle from his ice bath diatribe🤪 we know you alright Fakey you're never off bleeping Instagram, lives his sad little life on there, waiting for all the tena huns comments😆. Never know anyone with such a complete lack of self awareness, he's so stupid, who the duck posts on insta as soon as their eyes are open in bed, you do Fakey you bellend🙄
Get Leo's nappy changed as soon as he gets up, instead of letting him run around in it🤢🤮
See Flaps is hiding her scary face this morning, it's gonna look worse than yesterday surely🤣 another thick bastard. She should have gone to her GP ages ago and got a referral to dermatology to get Roaccutane for acne, instead of all this shite she puts on her face, she's constantly changing what she uses, never giving anything a chance to work.

@Joon that 'hair system' is looking like a bog brush this morning🤣🤣 he honestly looks bloody ridiculous with it on🤭🤭🤭
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Exactly, I was put on Roaccutane years back and was the best decision ever! She’s such a dim witch!
 
PrincessJeanie said:
He’s not happy unless he’s putting someone down. Funny for somebody that can’t take any form of criticism, even when it’s constructive, at all. The bloke is his only ‘mate’ in Colchester. The one that takes all those photos and cringeworthy couple reels for them.
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She was never going to use Roaccutane because I think I read somewhere you’re not supposed to drink alcohol when on it. No way is she giving the booze up 😂
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Is Roaccutane the one you can’t get pregnant on either? Maybe they’re trying for another cash cow and that’s why she’s not on it.
 
Joon said:
🐔 That wig is getting higher and higher 😳..
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Thas a lot of forehead 😳
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I thought that post she shared yesterday about things coming at the right time might have been hinting at a pregnancy. Right time meaning they hope it might be another cash cow to get them through the next few months.

I don’t think he’d managed to keep it secret for long this time if they were having another one. He’s too desperate for attention.
 
Robin71 said:
Always with the nasty digs! Struggling there bro while laughing for all he knows that man might be recovering from major surgery or could have been on there half an hour before he got there nah fakey I don’t need your number to know you’re just a nasty piece of work
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I think that's Dan 'goggle eyes' Photographer Man. 🧐
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Barbie2020 said:
I thought that post she shared yesterday about things coming at the right time might have been hinting at a pregnancy. Right time meaning they hope it might be another cash cow to get them through the next few months.

I don’t think he’d managed to keep it secret for long this time if they were having another one. He’s too desperate for attention.
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They'd have to actually have sex first though! 😂😂
 
Honestly they need to grow up and get jobs. They’re clearly not making any money. Do Instagram on the side but go out and work like the rest of us. Neither of them are interesting to watch. It’s like bore central. Their house is not a mad house and to suggest it is is laughable. They’re not relatable at all and that wig that Fakey has on is utterly ridiculous.
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
I see she's keeping her face out of view this morning. I bet it looks even more horrendous than yesterday. If she thinks this will clear up by Sunday she is kidding herself! Just as well Freddie has started cooking. He'll be better off avoiding her burnt offerings! 🤢

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Why does she insist on calling Fred, Freds? I don’t get it and for some reason it drives me insane, I shouldn’t care but it REALLY grates.
Also, notice Spud whining in the background “mine …” 🙄
 
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