Jake Quickenden #72 Muriel, Muriel, on the wall. Who is the thickest of them all?

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Hey there 👋

Just been catching up on thread. I actually can’t watch a video he’s in - he just annoys me.

I was just thinking after reading, this is Sophie’s PR stay not his. I don’t necessarily think he was invited, I bet after he FUCKED off to America (for a non existent whatever it was ? Will do nothing for his career and I bet it wasn’t as good as he made out) Sophie was pissed. Soccer Aid was a load of nothing for him, after desperately racing back with the intention of trying to get on ITV (I keep having that moment of Salt Bae at the World Cup with the trophy & PANTO BOY attempting to just slide in, crawl into shot with the desperation in his eyes of being on itv for a millisecond) I digress.

So soccer aid did duck ALL, his America trip did duck ALL, the family pic was his biggest likes (I think I saw on here as I am blocked ???) Fred’s away at his dad’s and Sophie is potentially away for a PR trip to do a promo & take shot pics of her Ali express new line (but I’ll give her some props for at least trying to be consistent in what’s she is doing, if you get my drift), and he needs engagement. No one care about the bleeping cold tub, no one cares about the gym (what his fans in they’re mid 50s who do 40 BH a day), no. Of his 15 sec slot promoting a comp on tv, nope. He’s only got (I can’t even remember the name of his kid) to get any kind of engagement, he’s pimping his kid out on social media to get likes - A GROWN MAN nearly 40 (he looks it). And he can’t be alone, it’s so pathetic isn’t it - this is his life.

duck, I would hate to be with this person.
I have ADHD but I am not self absorbed, I’m not desperate for attention & validation, I am disorganised but I strive in chaos. It’s duck all to do with a disorder - he’s just soo desperate for FAME. Likes. Validation. He also just rinses and repeats the same tit, he copies others - but badly. He lacks originality, he attempts to attached himself to anyone who he thinks can get him something for himself, but he badly ingratiates and it never works out the way he plans because he’s so desperate (think Partridge at the funeral

PANTO BOY you are exhausting.
Sorry, I’m jet lagged, had a j & rambling.
Apologise for grammar & spelling.
Left my glasses on plane.
 
Spray your dog bed? I'm sorry but just no!
We all wash in my house we wear tshirts and we do laundry my house smells clean because it is clean,I have no need to mask smells with chemicals

The only good thing about that "ad" is that the bottle of spray didn't have hinch on it :ROFLMAO:

Also what do we reckon clean litter tray amd a automated feeder for purdy if its only 3 days 🤔

And massive well done hayze x
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
It was. He started doing all this non-alcoholic tit after he was slurring in a few videos. I've put them in the Wiki!
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The wiki is brilliant BTW!! It's crazy to think his threads started as raves 😅😅

Scanning through the last few threads tonight I say it every time, you lot are hilarious. Bantz is top notch.

Also, Where's polly Parrot gone? Or doesn't he need her anymore? 🤷‍♀️🙊
 
Justdee said:
Spray your dog bed? I'm sorry but just no!
We all wash in my house we wear tshirts and we do laundry my house smells clean because it is clean,I have no need to mask smells with chemicals

The only good thing about that "ad" is that the bottle of spray didn't have hinch on it :ROFLMAO:

Also what do we reckon clean litter tray amd a automated feeder for purdy if its only 3 days 🤔

And massive well done hayze x
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I watched that clip (against my better judgement) of him cavorting around the house with a spray bottle. I would cringe for him if he wasn't such a loser. 🤣
 
Twinkal86 said:
The wiki is brilliant BTW!! It's crazy to think his threads started as raves 😅😅

Scanning through the last few threads tonight I say it every time, you lot are hilarious. Bantz is top notch.

Also, Where's polly Parrot gone? Or doesn't he need her anymore? 🤷‍♀️🙊
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Oh Parrot is still there she posted a toe curling comment, page or two
back x I know I can’t believe this started as a rave thread 😂😂😂 How????
Anyway I see Lord F is doing an amazing job at promoting that hotel, just like Abu Dhabi, so far I’ve seen a hotel room, no food at breakfast but it tasted 10/10 👍 (okay then if you say so you bleeping looney bat tit crazy witch) empty breakfast area with no food or people, a fish tank, a small bit of the swimming pool with Maris “swimming” he’s floating Fakey not swimming and I thing doing the doggy paddle and making distressing noises almost like he doesn’t like “swimming” or being instructed how to do it more like 🤷‍♀️ And 3 days you say 🤔 so Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?? Am I missing something?? Why can’t he do SwanFest on Saturday then if he was able to fly transatlantic and make a mad dash for soccer aid? Oh silly me SwanFest is probably not televised! What a shower of Wankers and what a tit job Flapz is doing again! I honestly wouldn’t be arsed for 3 days, id rather relax out my own back garden but we all know this is just for the gram to keep up with their false life on Instagram 😂 “fur coat and no nickers”!! Don’t get me started with him promoting Febreez now! Hate the poxy stuff! The bleeping idiot sprayed most of it on the floor 🤯
 
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Ratgrrl said:
Maybe the hol isn't a pr trip. She probably paid for a crappy 3 dayer and is writing pr on it so she looks popular and important. Like Katie Hayes does. She marks things as ad and gifted and the companies say they've never worked with her lol!
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Yes I think the same because surly the company you are advertising the hotel for would not let you be “grafting” or promoting other stuff while you’re supposed to be promoting this hotel and this hotel only! She has marked it a “PR Trip” but has not tagged the PR company only the hotel and hotel group, there is absolutely no way she is working for them direct? Although I did look at the IG page and it has a “guest section” in their highlights 🙄 so it’s possible. The views are lovely and its looks new and modern but it has a corporate vibe to it if you look at the IG page. Its very Small, only the one pool and doesn’t look child friendly at all! Im not sure if it’s really a pr trip? They do this with money, one payment comes in and it’s spent straight away (probably his America jolly payed up and the money was tit hence staying only 3 days 😂) but he fucked up with his dirty delete making out he was going for a week and then says 3 days in a comment 🤡 he’s a bleeping idiot! Seriously what a great receipt that was even anom didn’t pick it up it was that fast but one of our Fakey’s got it 😂😂😂😂 duck you Jakey you’re caught out lieing again you prick…..so just like you gave you’re beard wife and her friend, her young son, your young chicken nugget and you’re young half a son when you left them to go to Turkey… right back at ye boi 🖕
 
What the actual duck is this cretin wearing! That stupid moronic pose makes me want to slap her. Smile for Christ sake🤬
 

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