Jake Quickenden #72 Muriel, Muriel, on the wall. Who is the thickest of them all?

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Somebody push her over ⚰ I’ve just spat my wine out 😂😂😂

She always reminds me of Max Wall , doing that..... 😆😆😆😆💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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Thing about these two is they are totally fake and have zero chemistry.He is just there because of Leo and then still spends as much time as he can away from them.She’s just can’t even think of words to describe the wooden spoon.The mother talks tit every day to what audience🙄🙄Here for three days and back to work bleeping 🤡has no idea what a real job is🙄🙄.
 
Show some love, says Fakey - well imo all of us here show a lot of concern for the poor little fellow. Far more than his parents do. It doesn't take a genius to see that he doesn't engage with them. Not that I blame him for that. But that apart, he needs proper assessment and some measures to help with his speech, development and so on.
But... his nursery said at parents according to Jake that he's where he should be developmentally !
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But... his nursery said at parents according to Jake that he's where he should be developmentally !
* evening!
 
The desperation is real. Couldn't give a duck how many holidays they have. They have to film it all because they aren't happy unless they are on social media. Him begging for likes. Her pretending to be grinding. Get off ya bleeping phones and enjoy ya free holiday. No amount of free holidays would make me wanna be them. They are fake fuckers. Everything for show. Both think they are something they aren't and both tit parents. He ain't ever gonna get the fame he wants and she ain't gonna be a business woman or influencer. He's in the closet with a glue on wig and she's a beard. And Leo's away with the fairies topping up his tan. Funny to watch them try to convince us tho. The alcohol free is pute over compensating. Again living his life for tattles benefit. Bet that glue on his head is bleeping stinking. Leo looked high on fumes earlier in one of the pics with them goggle eyes. Siting to close to daddas wig
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I don't know if they showed any more about the hotel breakfast other than empty tables and chairs, but you would imagine that the selection of food available would be kinda important if they are meant to be promoting the place.
Or were they only allowed to sneak in to take the photo then off to the nearest supermarket for a few bread rolls...😁

Watch this space, eh!
 
BIB - This has to be incorporated into a future thread title 😁

I don't know if they showed any more about the hotel breakfast other than empty tables and chairs, but you would imagine that the selection of food available would be kinda important if they are meant to be promoting the place.
Or were they only allowed to sneak in to take the photo then off to the nearest supermarket for a few bread rolls...😁

Watch this space, eh!
They will be living on pot noodles using the kettle in the hotel room, tramps. Why try to show off as if they are so rich and happy having all these holidays when in reality they will just be getting by. They get off on the fact that they think they are better than everyone else and live this fab lifestyle 🤣🤣🤣 we've all said it before when your genuinely happy you don't need to show everyone or tbh even have the time as you are living in the moment. Why do they want to show people their tit fake loveless life. They are wanting praise and admiration from strangers. It's a really sad life but bleeping hilarious at the same time. The over compensating, the fake nice guy act. We all see through it and those that don't are on bleeping dunces. Enjoy ya crappy little holiday and duck off but they enjoy Instagram comments more than anything. Pathetic. Living a false life for strangers who they will never meet
 
The brat only ever smiles when it's got something in its hand to eat.
He's still in nappies too. Bet he does a right bleeping packet - goes bozz-eyed & as red as a tomato as he downloads


bleeping hell 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Spat my irn bru out at that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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So that chavvy dunce thinks he looks like Jesus, Moses and 'Ice White' (Vanilla Ice). A thunderbolt should have came down from the sky comparing that syrup-wearing bleep to Jesus and Moses. 🤬

He thinks she looks like Anne Boleyn in that dress. Seriously, chopping her big head off would be a bleeping improvement.

I really don't know why these two reckon themselves so much. I've been to work today. I am proud of my empire and always paying my way in life. 💯

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Thick wank….”Anne Boleyn, you borrowed that dress from the 1800s”

Anne Boleyn was alive in the 1500s, Fakey.
 
They will be living on pot noodles using the kettle in the hotel room, tramps. Why try to show off as if they are so rich and happy having all these holidays when in reality they will just be getting by. They get off on the fact that they think they are better than everyone else and live this fab lifestyle 🤣🤣🤣 we've all said it before when your genuinely happy you don't need to show everyone or tbh even have the time as you are living in the moment. Why do they want to show people their tit fake loveless life. They are wanting praise and admiration from strangers. It's a really sad life but bleeping hilarious at the same time. The over compensating, the fake nice guy act. We all see through it and those that don't are on bleeping dunces. Enjoy ya crappy little holiday and duck off but they enjoy Instagram comments more than anything. Pathetic. Living a false life for strangers who they will never meet

All the same beggy wannabe Influencers think that if people say anything slightly negative then that person is jealous. Of what? Asking for free things? Reluctance to work? Showing off? They need to get into the real world. I’m so fortunate we are able to go on holiday and now mortgage free but we have worked for it and it hasn’t always been easy. But we’ve never had anything for free and I am so aware lots of people I know aren’t so fortunate so I don’t flaunt what we have. Only people who we are close to know of people we have lost, one person in very sad circumstances but nothing has gone on social media. I don’t want pity or people nosing into our business/grief. Jake should realise after all these years he ain’t going to make it big. Flaps deserves everything she gets. I can’t wait for the downfall of begging twats.
 
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