Jake Quickenden #65 Polly 'Penfold' Parrot is deffo getting Fakey's teeny, tiny carrot!

[PrincessJeanie]

So Spud is apparently running round like he’s had ‘4 red bulls’ and what is Fakey doing? Instead of keeping an eye on him, he’s walking round talking on his phone documenting it to his Insta followers and filming other people without permission You can so tell they hate going anywhere that is basically aimed for kids. He’s so waiting for someone to recognise him and ask for a photo

 

[HMC]

She’s like a different person with she’s with him than her own family.
wake up Fakey…you drain her of any happiness

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Goes to show when you visit the Maldives and pay for it like Zara and Sam it looks gorgeous.Flaps and carrot made out they did activities but in reality did non.Both cheap wannabes and after his so called fight honestly think his days are numbered living a free lazy life

I said exactly the same. It also proves that they didn’t do things like parasailing, motorised water sports or swimming with reef sharks because if they had, they would have documentated it all Instead all they did was a set up photo shoot posing on a jet ski with no life jackets and sitting in a glass bottom kayak. Billie Shepherd and family are there now but they seem to get all their holidays gifted so would expect them to do everything on offer.

 

[Thatbird71]

Of course Spud is running about the kid never gets to leave the house and burn off some energy why not help keep him entertained instead of filming yourself in your pea green corduroy?

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

was this bit that convinced me about the hair system

Can we just imagine how sweaty his scalp is underneath that rank syrup!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

What the duck have I just watched Not surprising it’s only got 5 likes and not one comment on it. Give it up Flappy. You need to be engaging, have good acting skills, be able to lip sync and have a personality for tiktok and unfortunately you have none of those traits
Also does she not watch these back before posting them?

 

[Moomin12]

I'm 2 bloody threads behind! I can't keep up. Possibly already been said but I'm calling bullshit on lego land, you'd have set off way before then and I'm sure you have to pre book. We had to when we went, and you don't get your money back if you don't go. Instead he's filming instead of looking after his kids. What a surprise. I hope some member of public clocks him one. bleeping dick head

 

[gagzi]

On here already. Liking the odd inoffensive comments. Making them too. Bad spelling, trying to stir the pot.
Never comment on the hard core ones that hit home.....or funny ones.
Deleted one of their own comments already this morning....
Spot the bleep......

I must be being thick or I'm just really tired..give me a clue!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

I'm 2 bloody threads behind! I can't keep up. Possibly already been said but I'm calling bullshit on lego land, you'd have set off way before then and I'm sure you have to pre book. We had to when we went, and you don't get your money back if you don't go. Instead he's filming instead of looking after his kids. What a surprise. I hope some member of public clocks him one. bleeping dick head

Well he would be glad if he gets clocked as he will go on TV and cry about it! Any media coverage is better than none.

 

[gagzi]

They have a weird sticking out name 〽 & hardly any mssgs put up. Nice try but should try harder. Fancy dissing the wife of your opponent. Low blow even for you Fakey.

Ah I got it now!
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It's definitely not about the kids when they go anywhere..it's all about him and them filming him! He's a massive attention seeking bellend.

 

[Joon]

No offence but ignoring and not liking or laughing at spy's that infiltrate my personal space....so there. .....

 

[gagzi]

No offence but ignoring and not liking or laughing at spy's that infiltrate my personal space....so there. .....

Same our Joon..when I can bloody spot them

 

[plattyjoobs]

Five pages to catch up on since this morning, these threads are flying by at the moment

 

[AsilGT]

I'm 2 bloody threads behind! I can't keep up. Possibly already been said but I'm calling bullshit on lego land, you'd have set off way before then and I'm sure you have to pre book. We had to when we went, and you don't get your money back if you don't go. Instead he's filming instead of looking after his kids. What a surprise. I hope some member of public clocks him one. bleeping dick head

@CrazyBaldhead does cracking recaps on a new thread good for catching up if behind
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What the duck have I just watched Not surprising it’s only got 5 likes and not one comment on it. Give it up Flappy. You need to be engaging, have good acting skills, be able to lip sync and have a personality for tiktok and unfortunately you have none of those traits
Also does she not watch these back before posting them?

maybe get some acting advice off her husband

 

[Philimena cunk]

Ahoy fakeys, that was an eventful lunch..

Thankfully my son isn't knocked up, but him and his partner have bought me a holiday

10 days walking around Italy in June ., As a thank you for helping them get on the property ladder. When he cam home from university, we didn't ask him to pay rent, but he did loads of stuff for us, and our neighbours.
Same with his lovely lass, she did the same.
Now they're in their little dream home, and they said they're thanking both sets of parents for their support.
Mr Cunk isn't coming, it's not his thing, but he reckons his holiday is when I duck off!!!!

Still on cloud 9

How's Cunty been, same old rinse and repeat?

 

[Joon]

Ahoy fakeys, that was an eventful lunch..

Thankfully my son isn't knocked up, but him and his partner have bought me a holiday ❣❣❣

10 days walking around Italy in June ., As a thank you for helping them get on the property ladder. When he cam home from university, we didn't ask him to pay rent, but he did loads of stuff for us, and our neighbours.
Same with his lovely lass, she did the same.
Now they're in their little dream home, and they said they're thanking both sets of parents for their support.
Mr Cunk isn't coming, it's not his thing, but he reckons his holiday is when I duck off!!!!

Still on cloud 9

How's Cunty been, same old rinse and repeat?

Ahhhhh that is really lovely of him hun enjoy it when you go x

 

[VC10]

Ahoy fakeys, that was an eventful lunch..

Thankfully my son isn't knocked up, but him and his partner have bought me a holiday ❣❣❣

10 days walking around Italy in June ., As a thank you for helping them get on the property ladder. When he cam home from university, we didn't ask him to pay rent, but he did loads of stuff for us, and our neighbours.
Same with his lovely lass, she did the same.
Now they're in their little dream home, and they said they're thanking both sets of parents for their support.
Mr Cunk isn't coming, it's not his thing, but he reckons his holiday is when I duck off!!!!

Still on cloud 9

How's Cunty been, same old rinse and repeat?

How lovely !

 

[AsilGT]

How's Cunty been, same old rinse and repeat?

That’s all he knows how to be

 

[Philimena cunk]

Just thinking. Does anyone know of any other z listers that announce on social media when they’re going out somewhere as public as Lakeside? Most ‘celebs’ don’t want to be disturbed on family days out and don’t mention it at all or only mention it after they’ve been. So obvious he thinks some of his ‘fans’ may turn up and he can turn it into a photo opportunity for the gram

He was probably hoping for bunting, a red carpet and a 21 gun salute...

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

They have a weird sticking out name 〽 & hardly any mssgs put up. Nice try but should try harder. Fancy dissing the wife of your opponent. Low blow even for you Fakey.

That was yesterday morning no? I don’t think they liked my reply as they havnt been back and I also think is back but under a different user name
Just my personal observation, im still liking comments as I really don’t give a tit, everyone is welcome on Tattle