Jake Quickenden #60 5mins on TV but no need to gloat as your wife's selling off her Primark coat!!

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Twinkal86 said:
Omg @PrincessJeanie you called it....

"I'm here tonight because I lost my little brother" (interview on OK mag red carpet with a bloody drink in his hand. No class)

Definitely Definitely wired to duck too❄️❄️... his jaw is swinging and teeth clenching when he's talking. Sniff sniff Mr Church 🤣
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He always has to make everything about him. He’s there tonight to be seen not for the charity or his little brother whose death he has basically used for years to try and be relevant. How this bleep still gets an sort of acknowledgement in this industry baffles me. The sooner he disappears into absolute oblivion the better 👍🏻
 
Turtledove58 said:
Quick Soph, quick take a posing picture of me. I look like model😂 pair of sad wankers!
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Oy, big nose, ya syrup is trying to make a run for it in that 1st photo...
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The Duchess said:
Shes definitely heading back tomorrow because he said her Mam had the kids for the night and we all know her Mam doesn’t mind Spud much so I doubt she will have him for two nights.
Flappy is probably ok with that though as im sure she think’s going to an OK event that she has now reached Influencer fame, Eh no Flaps OK mag has really gone down with the dregs of zelebrity like the scum and the fail.
Enjoy youre one night out 🫶

Also why is she covering her drink? It looks like water?? I hope shes pregnant, my god she wont know what hit her if she has another baby now 😂 fingers crossed she is 🤞View attachment 2001837 qView attachment 2001840 q
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He looks about 50 odd, and she just looks bleeping desperate...
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The Duchess said:
Shes definitely heading back tomorrow because he said her Mam had the kids for the night and we all know her Mam doesn’t mind Spud much so I doubt she will have him for two nights.
Flappy is probably ok with that though as im sure she think’s going to an OK event that she has now reached Influencer fame, Eh no Flaps OK mag has really gone down with the dregs of zelebrity like the scum and the fail.
Enjoy youre one night out 🫶

Also why is she covering her drink? It looks like water?? I hope shes pregnant, my god she wont know what hit her if she has another baby now 😂 fingers crossed she is 🤞View attachment 2001837 qView attachment 2001840 q
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He looks about 50 odd, and she just looks bleeping desperate...
 
I mean it really does just show that he will do anything to try get attention
can’t get any work so charity events is what he does so he can mingle with the z listers .
He doesn’t even know what the charity is for , he said “ I’m here for my brother “ …. His brother died of cancer as a ADULT .. this charity is for children who are not expected to live past childhood !!!

Just shows he doesn’t give a duck about charity both so embarrassing it’s beyond cringe …
 
After yesterday's fiasco, i.e, the table filler, and tonight, he's irritating, irrelevant and has no social awareness.
Absolutely NO ONE is taking a blind bit of notice of tit head and his plus one.
What's got to get through to this tit to make him realise he's an absolute nobody, and duck off and get a proper paying job...
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Most ‘celebs’ that go to these events don’t even put it on their social media. Flappy is already doing a grid post while still at the actual event 🤦🏻‍♀️ The need to be in the ‘public eye’ is so bleeping tragic. I can honestly say I’ve never seen a couple so desperate to be ‘famous’ and part of the z list circuit in my whole life.
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cringe . It’s when he said “ my brother died as a young child he was 19 so I’m here for him “

the charity is not about cancer and it’s children that won’t live past 18 .. Just shows he doesn’t know what events he’s going he just goes to mingle with z listers … he’s one horrible horrible vile scummy human being he knocks me sick
 
plattyjoobs said:
Well done to @CrazyBaldhead for another great title, you’ve won a seat at Jake’s table at the Big Bash - oh wait…..

Old thread here:

Jake Quickenden #59 What kind of a witch are you? Freddie is your first born not Baby No. 2!

tattle.life
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CrazyBaldhead said:
Recap:

We started the previous thread off with Leonora eating sweets off of their filthy walls, both children eating their hot dinners with their fingers, an advert for Help My House Is Haunted (more bullshit) and a date night to Ivy Asia where they split the bill with another couple! He went to a London audition and then had a recall but obviously didn't get it as there were numerous 'anxiety' posts afterwards!! The Big Bash's tickets for his table weren't selling at all and one of our eagle-eyed Fakeys noticed overnight that 0 tickets were available. Had he bought them all and raffled them off to people like he said he would? (No he didn't.) He's skint af.

The day before Leonora's 2nd birthday he was working 'up North' but came back in the early hours to blow up one solitary balloon. The whole birthday was a complete joke with Fakey describing a scooter as a bike, a digger as a tractor, trolling his own son with the Benjamin Button photo for likes, every single present gifted and a birthday cake the size of a thimble! Then he went back to work at Butlin's as RaRa and Flapz took the kids to The London Aquarium. Zelda was strangely quiet for the day with not even a shout-out for her grandson on his 2nd birthday. Perhaps DoorMatt had locked the old bag in a cupboard?

We then had a sob story about his wrist. He 'hadn't been able to bear weight on it since Christmas' which was yet more bullshit and we have clips of him doing TikToks, boxing, pulling weights, climbing up a damn palm tree etc. To be a good liar you need to have a good memory bro! 🤡

He had another five minute slot filming ITV Win with Laura Hamilton in Dorset, the 'ice' bath has now been fixed and Flapz seems to think in her tiny brain that 'she could win Dancing on Ice'. 😂😂😂 Well, judging by your black, filthy rotten socks, you could certainly win 'Filthiest House of the Year'. Dirty, lazy skank. 🤑

Another OK Live was broadcast. He looked nervous and constantly scanned the comments. The whole interview was as pointless as he is. Bore off ffs.

One of our brilliant Fakey's found a news article about Fakey now going down the MMA path and is due to fight in Manchester later on in the year. We highly doubt this will happen as he will use his 'wrist' or even fake his own death to get out of a bit of work!! 😅

He finally attended The Big Bash looking like an absolute scruff. Thanks to Twinkal86's brilliant detective work, due to nobody actually buying tickets for his table, it was pulled and he was dumped on another table with some rather dubious looking fellows. Say no more! 😂

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Bloody brilliant recap crazy! 🤣❤️
 
The Duchess said:
Is the MMA thing not on tv? Its just some tit reality show from what I took from the clip but it could just be on a you tube channel? im not sure Il have to look over the article again. I think its pretty soon so thats why he came to Dublin to train with another UK person in Dublin? Very strange im sure they have loads of gyms that do MMA in the UK, I mean no one I know here is remotely interested in MMA unless Conor is fighting then they all jump on the bandwagon as usual but apart from that its not big over here at all so I don’t know why he came here? Anyway he will get his head kicked in by the Liverpool fella, I hope he doesn’t pull a sickie because id pay to see him get knocked out. He’s not promoting it at all? and the old wrist injury since December oh duck off Fakey, he didn’t get any injection or he would have filmed it and Su is a lying witch it wouldn’t suprise me if there was nothing wrong with her finger, Fakey was setting the stage for his cortisone injection story line and she the enabler played along. Unfortunately I can’t see him doing this, would be great if he did though. TKO in the first 2 seconds!
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The fella he’s fighting looks like he regularly trains and has done MMA, he also looks a lot bigger than Fakey! Oh dear
 
I bet he hunted down Simon Cowell all night for this photo.

What a desperate bleep. You wouldn't even think the event was for a children's charity the way he's acting. He is bleeping disgusting.

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CrazyBaldhead said:
Highly doubt that. The obviously scrounged last minute tickets as somebody dropped out!! 😂
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OMG what the duck is he doing shouting out to James Jordan like that at a function? He's a total embarrassment he really is. What a complete scumbag. Loving the way they're ignoring him

Fakey has no class whatsoever. 🙄

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Ahaha I think James Jordan is a bit twatty but props to him for ignoring Fakey 😂🥕🐔
 
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