Jake Quickenden #60 5mins on TV but no need to gloat as your wife's selling off her Primark coat!!

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CrazyBaldhead said:
Highly doubt that. The obviously scrounged last minute tickets as somebody dropped out!! 😂
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OMG what the duck is he doing shouting out to James Jordan like that at a function? He's a total embarrassment he really is. What a complete scumbag. Loving the way they're ignoring him

Fakey has no class whatsoever. 🙄

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OMG its Alan Partridge again 😂 Can someone put the clip up of Alan Partridge calling someone in the carpark and being completely ignored because James Jordan can definitely hear that wanker and is not acknowledging him on purpose 😂😂😂 think I might have changed my mind about James, I always thought he was an arrogant prick (well lets be honest he is) but the fact he has blanked Fakey has made me like him a bit tiny bit 😂
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Recap:

We started the previous thread off with Leonora eating sweets off of their filthy walls, both children eating their hot dinners with their fingers, an advert for Help My House Is Haunted (more bullshit) and a date night to Ivy Asia where they split the bill with another couple! He went to a London audition and then had a recall but obviously didn't get it as there were numerous 'anxiety' posts afterwards!! The Big Bash's tickets for his table weren't selling at all and one of our eagle-eyed Fakeys noticed overnight that 0 tickets were available. Had he bought them all and raffled them off to people like he said he would? (No he didn't.) He's skint af.

The day before Leonora's 2nd birthday he was working 'up North' but came back in the early hours to blow up one solitary balloon. The whole birthday was a complete joke with Fakey describing a scooter as a bike, a digger as a tractor, trolling his own son with the Benjamin Button photo for likes, every single present gifted and a birthday cake the size of a thimble! Then he went back to work at Butlin's as RaRa and Flapz took the kids to The London Aquarium. Zelda was strangely quiet for the day with not even a shout-out for her grandson on his 2nd birthday. Perhaps DoorMatt had locked the old bag in a cupboard?

We then had a sob story about his wrist. He 'hadn't been able to bear weight on it since Christmas' which was yet more bullshit and we have clips of him doing TikToks, boxing, pulling weights, climbing up a damn palm tree etc. To be a good liar you need to have a good memory bro! 🤡

He had another five minute slot filming ITV Win with Laura Hamilton in Dorset, the 'ice' bath has now been fixed and Flapz seems to think in her tiny brain that 'she could win Dancing on Ice'. 😂😂😂 Well, judging by your black, filthy rotten socks, you could certainly win 'Filthiest House of the Year'. Dirty, lazy skank. 🤑

Another OK Live was broadcast. He looked nervous and constantly scanned the comments. The whole interview was as pointless as he is. Bore off ffs.

One of our brilliant Fakey's found a news article about Fakey now going down the MMA path and is due to fight in Manchester later on in the year. We highly doubt this will happen as he will use his 'wrist' or even fake his own death to get out of a bit of work!! 😅

He finally attended The Big Bash looking like an absolute scruff. Thanks to Twinkal86's brilliant detective work, due to nobody actually buying tickets for his table, it was pulled and he was dumped on another table with some rather dubious looking fellows. Say no more! 😂

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Bravo darling 👏 great round up of absolutely nothing when u actually think about it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔🤔🤔 only coz he’s a work shy useless tosspiece
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CrazyBaldhead said:
Oh God, why are they filming him. Nobody is interested in the tit that pours out of his mouth.

He couldn't even sell one ticket on his table. Nobody likes him.

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'Strong rounds with the boy'. That bloke is built like a matchstick. Mr Crazy could shake his hand and it would break!! 😂😂

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Omg the ceiling, why didn’t the flapz finish it , fuckin embarrassing
 
Katewinsletsknee said:
it’s the “Everyone’s been asking” line all these digital beggars come out with ? It’s 2023 and these FUCKS never use google do they ? Instead they either ask their followers (knowing the want a freebie) by playing bleeping dumb …

Oh and I tried a CBD gummy last night (my neighbour borrowed my hoover & then offered me some CBD gummies, I had one …. It was a gummy. No effect whatsoever. Imagine paying over £50 for duck ALL, I would be furious.
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it’s starting to look that way, I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt but … I can’t.
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Hahaha he should try a spliff I reckon, might chill him out a bit ffs🤪🤪🤪🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣
 
Omg @PrincessJeanie you called it....

"I'm here tonight because I lost my little brother" (interview on OK mag red carpet with a bloody drink in his hand. No class)

Definitely Definitely wired to duck too❄️❄️... his jaw is swinging and teeth clenching when he's talking. Sniff sniff Mr Church 🤣
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The Duchess said:
OMG its Alan Partridge again 😂 Can someone put the clip up of Alan Partridge calling someone in the carpark and being completely ignored because James Jordan can definitely hear that wanker and is not acknowledging him on purpose 😂😂😂 think I might have changed my mind about James, I always thought he was an arrogant prick (well lets be honest he is) but the fact he has blanked Fakey has made me like him a bit tiny bit 😂
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What the duck he's not even looking at ja
CrazyBaldhead said:
Highly doubt that. The obviously scrounged last minute tickets as somebody dropped out!! 😂
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OMG what the duck is he doing shouting out to James Jordan like that at a function? He's a total embarrassment he really is. What a complete scumbag. Loving the way they're ignoring him

Fakey has no class whatsoever. 🙄

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He ain't even looking at him how is his wife not embarrassed he's a cringy bastard nobody likes him go home you utter bleep ..... literally nobody knows who he is and thinks he's a bell end
 
Scruffy pair of fuckers him with a button hanging off his jacket shirt is far too big and waistcoat just doesn’t sit right and her black dress looks like it’s has a dirty stain all down the front 🤮🤮
 

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CrazyBaldhead said:
Highly doubt that. The obviously scrounged last minute tickets as somebody dropped out!! 😂
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OMG what the duck is he doing shouting out to James Jordan like that at a function? He's a total embarrassment he really is. What a complete scumbag. Loving the way they're ignoring him

Fakey has no class whatsoever. 🙄

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How bleeping embarrassing 😂
 
People can’t stand him and it shows … not one person from any TV show he’s been on has ever kept in contact !!
many of the I’m a celeb camp mates all meet up but never see Jake with them

he only took her because he didn’t want to be sat alone talking to himself . He really is a sad twit stalking other people like the desperate twit he is 🤢
 
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