Jake Quickenden #60 5mins on TV but no need to gloat as your wife's selling off her Primark coat!!

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3 hours since he posted his latest ‘ice’ bath motivation reel and not even 1200 likes on it 😂 give it up Fakey nobody gives a tit about your ice baths let alone the bs that flows out of your mouth whilst you’re doing them. I noticed he has started following another theatre producer. This one has something to do with 2.22 ghost story. So now he’s following the show, all the cast and the backstage people as well. Jake Wood is appearing in that and training for the marathon at the same time. Could you see Fakey doing that 🙄 Surely with the marathon next month and his huge mma debut in October, he won’t have time to do anything else?
 
Anyone think the OK event was very last minute??? and he would have bragging about “another” charity even he “has” to attend but no nothing until the day? either OK felt sorry for him or someone from off limits pulled out or Polly? He hasn’t done anything for off limits in a long time and chris Hughes is definitely distancing himself from fake because of bad publicity.
 
She’s a mug at this point . He doesn’t WORK ( 5 min dressed as a Dino doesn’t class as work )
she’s sorting Fred’s party and got both kids and he’s in bed sorry what 🤯 I’ve never known any man to be in bed why his wife’s running around organising a party and watching both kids !! In fact I don’t know any men that go back to bed in the day

embarrassing like how is she not embarrassed at all people are laughing at them both . When will he realises and accept he’s jobless and skint and nobody likes them both . 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
Like everything with Jake he will take this MMA in October seriously 😂 when it’s just nothing he won’t earn guck all from it and will cost him more paying for training because he Got a Clue how to fight .

paul smith has never been on TV he doesn’t give a tit about influencers and z listers he’s a comedian and a good one . He has half a million REAL followers because people love him people think he’s funny he has talent and it shows . He makes good money and Tours the UK all year round and every single show sells out ( the picture I attached is last night all seats full ) . When will Jake actually understand nobody gives a duck about followers and likes !!! He’s JOBLESS and nobody actually likes him . Look at last night nobody gave a tit about him nobody likes him nobody’s wants to be seen near him . Even chris Hughes soon woke up and stopped talking to him . He’s wierd and obsessed with trying to be on TV . panto don’t even want him anymore . His one gig in a theatre has been shared every bleeping day and only sold give seats and it’s been two years 😂 same with Sophie she thinks she’s the next molly mae it’s cringe to duck she flogging second hand tat for £5 because she’s skint but instead of just going back to her beauty business she’s carrying on dreaming about becoming the next best thing and it’s never going to happen .

i give it three months and that house will be up for sale they can’t afford it in fact they can’t afford anything right now they are getting penny’s ….
 

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Everybody's been saying 'get a balloon pump'. No, you read my Tattle message 'Get a balloon pump wanker'.

State of that living room painting. How they aren't embarrassed I'll never know!!! 😂😂😂

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Big bleeping WHOOP you blew up some balloons and want praise and adulation ….

is this bleep for real ?

(I am half way through my deadline, but got sidetracked due to Vanderpump drama In the early hours)
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How the mighty fall

went from gifted party set ups and food set ups to NOTHING …. If this doesn’t show them nor irrelevant they have become I don’t know what will !! We all know it kills him having to be ” normal “ and have to blow cheap balloons up because he’s so irrelevant he can’t even get gifted a set up and let’s face it many z listers get gifted from party companies …. The last four weeks have shown just how irrelevant they both are and skint

Her flogging tit on vinted everyday
Her having no ads or work
Him working at butlins dressed as a dino 🦕
The multiple charity events to try mingle with the z listers …
Valentines day “ we don’t do valentines “ in reality they are both just skint as duck
Her 30th with absolutely no presents or set up even after all the begging for venues she did !!
Leo birthday with absolutely nothing paid for but a pack of cheap 70p balloons…
Not being able to afford hotels at these events but travel home late at night …
Shes stopped having all her treatments her nails ain’t been done in months 😂
He stopped I’ve baths because he can’t afford the electric to plug the fucker in
They couldn’t even get Leo gifted a cake made they are that irrelevant.. so got him a cheap tiny cake


the mighty certainly fell and it’s hilarious to see

Is that a FULL LOAF 😂😂😂😂
For a kids party …. A sliced brown loaf 😂😂😂
 
I hope he leaves Freddie in peace and doesn't start his usual crap around him. Scoring points against a child - that's what a bully does, and that's all that JQ is, a bully.

Since the post the other day where he had normal hair and teeth, his hair now fascinates me - not in a good way, obviously. It looks like it's stuck onto the top of his head. 🤢
That's because his 'hair system' IS glued to his head. This is a video of his mate Martin getting his done a while back. Fakey is on the Aspiration Hair website for 'introducing' Martin to the life of 'hair systems'.

Martin doesn't wear one anymore. Fakey should be more like Martin! 😂😂

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I can just imagine Fakey getting his 'hair system' done!!! It just looks so obvious and he should own his baldness. It's just pure vanity!

 
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That's because his 'hair system' IS glued to his head. This is a video of his mate Martin getting his done a while back. Fakey is on the Aspiration Hair website for 'introducing' Martin to the life of 'hair systems'.

Martin doesn't wear one anymore. Fakey should be more like Martin! 😂😂

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I can just imagine Fakey getting his 'hair system' done!!! It just looks so obvious and he should own his baldness. It's just pure vanity!
Oh I know 😁. It's just that when i saw the older photo where he looked like he had actual hair that all I can see now 😂 is how badly glued on it looks. 😂 I can't see anything else except this lump of hair glued onto his head.

Also was thinking earlier the girl who was with him just as he was about to hit the big time 🤣 #neverhappened must thank her lucky stars every day that he ended things with her.
 
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WTF is the matter with this prick? He is totally useless in every way possible. Get your lazy arse downstairs and help out. What a waste of space he is. He is utterly pathetic.

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At least Freddie has got a decent cake. Good job his Nan can do stuff like that as there’s no way they would/could have paid for a cake like that.
 
Honestly his wife and her family are downstairs how bleeping rude he ain’t even gone down to greet her family …. How the duck is she not embarrassed 😳 rude lazy bastard he’s just horrible
Maybe her family hate him as much as everyone else does so he just hides out, plus he's a lazy fucker so it suits him fine.

NB: Party in the house, home-made cake and making their own balloon arch= skint as duck! Not very instagrammable is it, you fake pair of twats!
 
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