Jake Quickenden #60 5mins on TV but no need to gloat as your wife's selling off her Primark coat!!

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It's all so set up it literally boils my piss! Sits in his skiddies so all his thirsty women start looking then make a big deal about blowing up a load of balloons so they all message telling him he's such an amazing stepdad 🤢 bet he's gone back to bed now poor lamb had a late night and had to blow a few balloons bet he's exhausted hopefully he goes to the gym while the party is on can't stand the way he speaks to Freddie
 
riddleme89 said:
How the mighty fall

went from gifted party set ups and food set ups to NOTHING …. If this doesn’t show them nor irrelevant they have become I don’t know what will !! We all know it kills him having to be ” normal “ and have to blow cheap balloons up because he’s so irrelevant he can’t even get gifted a set up and let’s face it many z listers get gifted from party companies …. The last four weeks have shown just how irrelevant they both are and skint

Her flogging tit on vinted everyday
Her having no ads or work
Him working at butlins dressed as a dino 🦕
The multiple charity events to try mingle with the z listers …
Valentines day “ we don’t do valentines “ in reality they are both just skint as duck
Her 30th with absolutely no presents or set up even after all the begging for venues she did !!
Leo birthday with absolutely nothing paid for but a pack of cheap 70p balloons…
Not being able to afford hotels at these events but travel home late at night …
Shes stopped having all her treatments her nails ain’t been done in months 😂
He stopped I’ve baths because he can’t afford the electric to plug the fucker in
They couldn’t even get Leo gifted a cake made they are that irrelevant.. so got him a cheap tiny cake


the mighty certainly fell and it’s hilarious to see
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You are so spot on 😊 but you know what I can’t get my head round is, the only reason we all know what a fake lifestyle they try and lead is totally down to him and his need for validation and obsession with documenting and being on instagram 24/7. If he didn’t have to get attention from blowing up some balloons today, they could have just built the display and not even mentioned they’d done it 🤷🏻‍♀️ he can’t even use the excuse that because of the cost of living crisis, they’re trying to be more relatable. Not after the in your face pr trip to Dubai, the OTT bragging in the Maldives, the £500 ‘Gucci’ slippers and accepting a £500 gift for Leo’s birthday.
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Luvabitagoss said:
I reported her dress on vinted as she broke the vinted rules 🤣🤣🤣
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Ooh what rules are there on vinted. I’ll happily report her as ASA don’t seem to do duck all on there 🙄
 
I don't really understand, surely any normal person would nip to b and q to get more paint the same day if they ran out... its been over a week and they have had people in filming and now a birthday party being hosted at their house but there seems to be no hurry to finish the tiniest bit of decorating that would of taken literally an hour of their time to do, I would actually be mortified 🙃
 
PrincessJeanie said:
You are so spot on 😊 but you know what I can’t get my head round is, the only reason we all know what a fake lifestyle they try and lead is totally down to him and his need for validation and obsession with documenting and being on instagram 24/7. If he didn’t have to get attention from blowing up some balloons today, they could have just built the display and not even mentioned they’d done it 🤷🏻‍♀️ he can’t even use the excuse that because of the cost of living crisis, they’re trying to be more relatable. Not after the in your face pr trip to Dubai, the OTT bragging in the Maldives, the £500 ‘Gucci’ slippers and accepting a £500 gift for Leo’s birthday.
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Ooh what rules are there on vinted. I’ll happily report her as ASA don’t seem to do duck all on there 🙄
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Theres loads of different ones. Dont wanna mention what one it is cos i want her to keep doing it so i can report 🤣
 
PrincessJeanie said:
You are so spot on 😊 but you know what I can’t get my head round is, the only reason we all know what a fake lifestyle they try and lead is totally down to him and his need for validation and obsession with documenting and being on instagram 24/7. If he didn’t have to get attention from blowing up some balloons today, they could have just built the display and not even mentioned they’d done it 🤷🏻‍♀️ he can’t even use the excuse that because of the cost of living crisis, they’re trying to be more relatable. Not after the in your face pr trip to Dubai, the OTT bragging in the Maldives, the £500 ‘Gucci’ slippers and accepting a £500 gift for Leo’s birthday.
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Ooh what rules are there on vinted. I’ll happily report her as ASA don’t seem to do duck all on there 🙄
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Theres loads of different ones. Dont wanna metion what one it is cos i want her to keep doing it so i can report 🤣
PrincessJeanie said:
Fair enough 😂 I’ll try and work it out for myself 😊👍🏻
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The dress has been removed 🤣🤣
 
I hope he leaves Freddie in peace and doesn't start his usual crap around him. Scoring points against a child - that's what a bully does, and that's all that JQ is, a bully.

Since the post the other day where he had normal hair and teeth, his hair now fascinates me - not in a good way, obviously. It looks like it's stuck onto the top of his head. 🤢
 
Someone i follow on insta was on the same table as prick last night and she panned round the table and there's knobhead with his mobile held up shouting to James and let me tell you his face and tone of voice he absolutely hated being ignored also the patron Peter Andre performed his absolute classic Mysterious Girl as you can imagine everyone is up singing and dancing except i have watched a few clips and there is absolutely no sign of jealous boy that my friends is one nasty bastard i just wish i had the tech skills to pop the clip on here. Ive looked on the profiles of a few people who were there and apart from Claire Sweeney nobody has got a picture with him either
 
Well bleeping hell, these two really are the gift that keeps on giving😳😳 it's Freddie's birthday today and the selfish pricks went out to rub shoulders with z listers and have a 5 minute meeting instead of prepping for Freddie's birthday yesterday. Her in a dress she tried to flog on vinted and him looking like the bleep he is. Hate James Jordan but nice one for ignoring Fakey🤭🤭🤭
No gifted balloon arch, instead a DIY one.
It really is time they both just got a proper job🤪🤪🤪🤪
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Absolutely loving that the two events are on the Fail SOS and not one picture of either of them, face it Fakey you ain't tit🤣🤣🤣
 
Who goes out the night before you’re kid’s birthday, that preparation should have been done yesterday evening, clean the shithole, clean the kids , set up the party. WASH THE bleeping FLOORS!! They are so selfish! Its all last minute rush now… pricks! And il say it again there is no way in hell you are able to go out on the piss and get up at 6.45 for an ice bath or get up at all actually, I do be in bits , what time did she have to get them from her Mams? id say 9am, her Mam doesn’t like having them both for long does she 🤭maybe flaps wasn’t drinking last night or they are both still on it ❄ there is no way in hell id be hosting a kid’s party tonight if I was out last night! Oh and hopefully he won’t be at Freddie birthday because he has the Sarcoma ball tonight, I know flaps would have preferred the OK thing but the Sarcoma ball sounds lovely! pair of pricks only went last night to TRY make the fail and I bet hes dreading this sarcoma ball because probably no zelebrities there! Wankers
 
Granted it’s probably better for Fred and his mates that Fakey stays out the way but for him to just be lying in bed whilst his wife is looking after a group of children downstairs and hosting a birthday party for her son, shows what a selfish bleep he is. If he’s not helping why not take Spud out for a couple of hours? I suppose he’s needs to rest before his big performance tonight. The fact the ball is at a hotel, I wonder if he’ll actually stay there? I still can’t believe they came home last night. So the NTAs Flappy manages to get them a hotel room, has a professional MUA and hairstylist plus loads of freebies. Last night he scores them no hotel room, no hair or MUA and they probably got changed in a public toilet somewhere.
 
I just looked at his vids again & not once does he mention the charity the ball is in aid of. He even had a chance during his waffle walking to the station but just said something like 'it sounds really good.' So it was more important to get donkey toothed with Claire Sweeny & Simon Cowell and shout the name of a Strictly dancer. He literally has not one kind, charitable bone in his body.
 
The Duchess said:
Im his demented jealous twisted narcissistic chicken dipper shaped ugly head Freddie is not his son so he doesn’t give a tit, sure even called him “a half” , so him being in bed while it’s freddies birthday again sadly says it all what he truly thinks of Freddie. Prick
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and it yet again proves what a doormat Flappy is that she accepts it. I bet he’s pulled the ‘I’m working later so need my rest’ card out 🤦🏻‍♀️ Honestly the more time Freddie is away from this pair of self absorbed twats, the better.
 
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