Jake Quickenden #53 A loveless marriage full of doom & gloom. At least he'll soon have his own bedroom!

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Honestly they’ve got 10 days to drink what they want, when they want with no responsibilities to worry about but no the selfish cunts whilst in charge of a 2 year old have started drinking already. Don’t get me wrong I like a drink but if I was responsible for a toddler, I’d make sure someone in my household would remain sober in case an emergency occurred.
If he’s staying in tonight wonder if he’ll start implying he’s on the Masked Singer again like he does every series or tagging them in hoping for the magic call up 🤭
 
stargirl23 said:
Flappys mum is house sitting as usual of course 😂😂🤥
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I’ll get my local friend to do a drive by

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Barbie2020 said:
I caught some of his live this morning, a grand total of 432 people watching!

He said he felt so guilty leaving the kids but that it’s so important for them to have couple time. What a joke! I have never seen anyone else leave their kids for the amount of holidays these two have (not to mention how much Jake “works away”)

I honestly can’t believe he can say it as surely they know how ridiculous it sounds when they had about 10 child free hols last year.
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Couple time creating content…not couple time.
 
fredster2018 said:
Haha I know, I blame covid 😂😂 he’ll be on that show soon, can see it a mile off. I’ve notice an increase in his grief narrative, only time he went quiet was when the Queen passed away. He did start as a rave thread but there was still some people in the beginning that said he’d sell his grandma to be on tele or something along those lines hence one of the threads being named after that. I’ve only been commenting on this thread since like June / July last year… I only stumbled on tattle because of Mrs Hinch and I just seem this thread showing when updated in comments so I had a lurk and then that was that 😂
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I’ve just gone and had a look, it’s been open three years and doesn’t even fill 3 pages and most of them ended saying how irritating he was 😂

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CrazyBaldhead said:
So many things wrong with this. Why is he calling spaghetti noodles? Why haven't they cut the kid's food up and correcting him? Why is he constantly filming the kid handling the food like an utter pig? Why is she sitting on the kitchen worktop? Why has she got her filthy, dirty socked foot up on the worktop? Who even does this - it's filthy. 🤢 Did she actually just fart on the worktop? Why does her hair look so crap if she's just had it done? Is she already drinking alcohol? (mixer glass with straw in). Why is there no atmosphere in that house ever? What kind of conversation is that about eating? Why does she never smile or laugh with him?

duck living their miserable existence - I'd rather be dead. 💯

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How do they expect him to eat that not cut up, he’s not even 2! Also why does he need two bottles of squash? 🤯
 
Whats with the black hair on lord F 😳 its awful, I noticed she never went to a proper hair salon, always goes to someone’s house so its cheaper…like Zelda gets poor Rachel to come to her house and then when she’s gone she witches about how she has done her hair, funny we actually haven’t seen that girl doing Zeldas hair since🤔 And yes Flaps/Morticia is clearly on the drink and so is he by the utter crap he’s talking about eating food while L4Likes chokes on his non cut up ‘noodles’ , the kitchen is filthy , I hope shes not going to give spud a bath while drinking 😨 my god what the hell is wrong with them?
 
fredster2018 said:
I was looking at his very first thread, he seemed pretty likeable and didnt take himself too seriously. For me he seemed to change dramatically after Leo was born, you’re right @riddleme89 he‘s unhinged, with the stuff he shares on IG etc makes you shudder to think what the duck is he like behind closed doors.
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I thought he was funny and likeable during lockdown but you're right- the minute Leo came along was when everything changed. He morphed into a completely different person.
 
Zelda going to struggle looking after Leo.He’s dumped in nursery 3 full days and neither parent has a job.Ten days a long time selfish twats he’s hardly seen his prick of a dad unless he’s got a camera shoved in his face.Hopefully she doesn’t spend the 10 days moaning like last time.She has a easy life never mentioning her other grandkids or son.
 
PrincessJeanie said:
I remember watching Phoenix before and thinking what a good singer he was so that ruled out Fakey straight away. I’m sure he was doing something when this was being filmed (on one of his many holidays probably)
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They were on holiday I’m sure of it. We were all saying it was being filmed that weekend as I know someone who was given tickets to be in the audience and he wasn’t here
 
mollyann said:
Zelda going to struggle looking after Leo.He’s dumped in nursery 3 full days and neither parent has a job.Ten days a long time selfish twats he’s hardly seen his prick of a dad unless he’s got a camera shoved in his face.Hopefully she doesn’t spend the 10 days moaning like last time.She has a easy life never mentioning her other grandkids or son.
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You would think they would have asked her to stay at the house so Leo can go nursery and his mum gets a break ….. they take the piss and know the kids a brat and plays Up . God help his mum

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ChloBo_81 said:
It wants to be! The Maldives is well expensive; all of Flapz's flogged clothes on Vinted wouldn't even stretch to a meal and a few drinks 🤣
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I wonder if it’s a hut or hotel they do have hotels 😂
 
ChloBo_81 said:
It wants to be! The Maldives is well expensive; all of Flapz's flogged clothes on Vinted wouldn't even stretch to a meal and a few drinks 🤣
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Ive never been to the Maldives so looking forward to this but I just know they are going to make it look tit as usual😏 Zelda wont spill what L4L is really like this time , Fakey will have told her off for telling us what he was really like the last time when they fucked off to Santorini but she will slip up hopefully 🤭 and thank god for doormat who is good with him, and Freddie getting a break from these pair will be good for him.

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fredster2018 said:
Wonder if Fakey is watching the mask singer or United tonight? 😂
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Bet he didn’t even know United were playing 😂 #plasticfan#prick
 
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The Duchess said:
Ive never been to the Maldives so looking forward to this but I just know they are going to make it look tit as usual😏 Zelda wont spill what L4L is really like this time , Fakey will have told her off for telling us what he was really like the last time when they fucked off to Santorini but she will slip up hopefully 🤭 and thank god for doormat who is good with him, and Freddie getting a break from these pair will be good for him.

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Bet he didn’t even know United were playing 😂 #plasticfan#prick
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Maldives budget friendly 😂😂😂 if we see the following then we know its budget the holiday inn had me creased 😂

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fredster2018 said:
Hope the weather is bleeping tit when they go 😂
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Yes so they have to actually spend time together
he will be bored shitless at the Maldives . A week stuck on an island with flaps just beached and water 😂
 

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