Jake Quickenden #53 A loveless marriage full of doom & gloom. At least he'll soon have his own bedroom!

[PrincessJeanie]

I caught some of his live this morning, a grand total of 432 people watching!

He said he felt so guilty leaving the kids but that it’s so important for them to have couple time. What a joke! I have never seen anyone else leave their kids for the amount of holidays these two have (not to mention how much Jake “works away”)

I honestly can’t believe he can say it as surely they know how ridiculous it sounds when they had about 10 child free hols last year.

Basically trying to justify the fact they are leaving the kids yet again. Thing is they could have just gone away for a long weekend somewhere just the two of them and still taken the kids on holiday. Billie & Greg Shepherd goes to the Maldives a lot but always take their kids with them so Fakey can’t keep using the Maldives isnt really for kids as an excuse. I wonder how many adult only trips they’re taking this year and if they’ll actually be taking the kids on a decent holiday because they certainly didn’t last year.

 

[ChloBo_81]

Just visited my Facebook page and had to look twice!

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You're the hair expert here, Crazy, though I appreciate you don't do "hair systems" like that, but is he constantly gluing his syrup or what? I imagine he'll have to take extra glue for the Maldives.

 

[Keepingupappearances]

What posts have been deleted? I rarely check out his home page.

 

[stargirl23]

What posts have been deleted? I rarely check out his home page.

He’s basically deleting and reposting his own posts as they didn’t get enough likes for the first time

 

[mollyann]

What posts have been deleted? I rarely check out his home page.

Non just he wasn’t getting enough likes on his crap post was there at 7am he deleted and got half the 3000 likes when he reposted idiot

 

[Luvabitagoss]

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[mollyann]

His last posts showing no one bleeping caresEmbarrassing only likes he’s had was with poor Leo looking like a gremlinAverage around 2000 and hers even less both going no where.

 

[riddleme89]

Couple time

they was caught out last time by the public some 60 year old woman noticed him and took a photo of them both glued to phones . They don’t spend time together they are addicted to phones sad really

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

You're the hair expert here, Crazy, though I appreciate you don't do "hair systems" like that, but is he constantly gluing his syrup or what? I imagine he'll have to take extra glue for the Maldives.

I've actually been reading up funny enough. The syrups take a lot of maintenance and you can't really get them wet or use shampoo a lot! There's a waterproof sealant you use between visits to the 'syrup salon', along with glue or tape to help keep it secured! It honestly must irritate his scalp so much and he must be checking if the sides have lifted up so he can re-attach it. Apparently they last 6-8 months depending on the quality! He must be in a lot of discomfort if the sun's blazing down on it because his scalp will SWEAT!! It probably stinks!! He'll be more paranoid about it in hot weather that's for sure!!!

 

[mollyann]

I know we joke about this prick but here it is posting about grief and only comment he replies to is about his dick.I truly hope that he just stfu as really is the lowest kind of person.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I know we joke about this prick but here it is posting about grief and only comment he replies to is about his dick.I truly hope that he just stfu as really is the lowest kind of person.

He's such a bleep. Why can't some people see this!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I know we joke about this prick but here it is posting about grief and only comment he replies to is about his dick.I truly hope that he just stfu as really is the lowest kind of person.

There are so many things that I dislike about this idiot but one of my top peeves with him is the constant using of the woe is me/grief/pity/sympathy narrative and then when people comment that they’re going through loss/pain, he never bothers to reply to them he can reply when someone calls him out, disagrees with him or compliments him but someone says they’re suffering and they’re met with silence.

 

[plattyjoobs]

There are so many things that I dislike about this idiot but one of my top peeves with him is the constant using of the woe is me/grief/pity/sympathy narrative and then when people comment that they’re going through loss/pain, he never bothers to reply to them he can reply when someone calls him out, disagrees with him or compliments him but someone says they’re suffering and they’re met with silence.

Don’t forget that his inbox is always open, but he’ll ignore you if he can’t use you for content. Absolute weapon, I really hope nobody who is genuinely struggling is desperate enough to reach out to him.

 

[The Duchess]

QUOTE="CrazyBaldhead, post: 13735766, member: 338216"]
I've actually been reading up funny enough. The syrups take a lot of maintenance and you can't really get them wet or use shampoo a lot! There's a waterproof sealant you use between visits to the 'syrup salon', along with glue or tape to help keep it secured! It honestly must irritate his scalp so much and he must be checking if the sides have lifted up so he can re-attach it. Apparently they last 6-8 months depending on the quality! He must be in a lot of discomfort if the sun's blazing down on it because his scalp will SWEAT!! It probably stinks!! He'll be more paranoid about it in hot weather that's for sure!!!
[/QUOTE]
Remember you put up his ‘mate’ Martin saying how great these hair sytems are… the usual fakery bollox to big up the hair system company which made ‘Martin’ look and sound like an utter twit….well wasn’t Martin at his tit stags and tit wedding with a bald/shaved head Martin obviously thought it was too much maintenance but not this head, he’s thinks he’s so famous that he needs hair? If you were likeable, naturally funny, etc, no one would give a tit if you had hair or not you twit. Get Jeremy Kyle out to interview Martin on the real truth about ‘hair systems’
He looked liked Beyonce yesterday with the big bouncey blowdry he gave his hair system
(my tattle is still not recovered from that glitch, maybe Il delete my post and say tattle took it down and repost it to see how many likes I get ) what a looser honestly he’s pathetic.

 

[fredster2018]

How can he respond to someone talking about his tiny little penis but someone who is genuinely commenting to his post in context he just ignores? He’s rotten to the core

 

[riddleme89]

The fact we have over 53 threads shows how unlikable he is …
started as a rave thread soon turned !!
I did used to think he was ok only the videos in lockdown he did of Freddie .
Now he’s a bleep and a bully
desperate and beggy
obsessed with likes and followers
a tit father
and the most unhinged z lister ( and that’s being nice ) I’ve ever come across

 

[fredster2018]

I was looking at his very first thread, he seemed pretty likeable and didnt take himself too seriously. For me he seemed to change dramatically after Leo was born, you’re right @riddleme89 he‘s unhinged, with the stuff he shares on IG etc makes you shudder to think what the duck is he like behind closed doors.

 

[riddleme89]

I was looking at his very first thread, he seemed pretty likeable and didnt take himself too seriously. For me he seemed to change dramatically after Leo was born, you’re right @riddleme89 he‘s unhinged, with the stuff he shares on IG etc makes you shudder to think what the duck is he like behind closed doors.

I think he has always been a fame chaser a wanna be . But the last two years he’s absolutely unbearable I don’t know what’s changed or if it’s the reality he’s getting older and jobs are not being thrown at him that he’s realised he’s fucked

he has blown what money he did have and had no back up plan … he really Is silly he’s going to be manic after the honeymoon with the realisation he’s skint and jobless …

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I was looking at his very first thread, he seemed pretty likeable and didnt take himself too seriously. For me he seemed to change dramatically after Leo was born, you’re right @riddleme89 he‘s unhinged, with the stuff he shares on IG etc makes you shudder to think what the duck is he like behind closed doors.

He’s shown glimpses of what he’s like behind closed doors on a few occasions. That’s the only reason I’d like to see him get the family reality show him and Flappy are so desperate for. He’s not that good an actor to hide the real him for any length of time and his true self would definitely surface for all to see. I think he thought Spud would be his ticket to fame, fortune and TV and that’s why he’s become such a bleep since he was born because it obviously didn’t materialise the way he hoped/thought it would

 

[The Duchess]

I was looking at his very first thread, he seemed pretty likeable and didnt take himself too seriously. For me he seemed to change dramatically after Leo was born, you’re right @riddleme89 he‘s unhinged, with the stuff he shares on IG etc makes you shudder to think what the duck is he like behind closed doors.

I didn’t know this prick before Tattle (honestly we have no idea who he is here and the Irish scum just steal articles from the UK scum when its a slow news day but still we don’t know him?) So I only know prick as prick I joined this thread with you funny tossers when he was coming here for the shitest stag ever and straight away I knew he was a head so I cant imagine him any other way, But the fact that Danielle and Carl Fogarty liked him at one point says something, I like Carl Fogarty and Danielle is stunning so for her to even look at him yet alone get engaged to him again says he mustn’t have been as bad as he is now.
Is the poster who started this thread still here?