Jake Quickenden #45 The wimp who claims he doesn't believe in bullying, but abuses his wife on social media

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Work chat regarding Fakey's appearance on LW today -

"Didn't expect to see a pair of balls on TV before"
"who were they attached to?"
"Went to the loo and Jake Quickenden had his knackers out!"
"Ooh I've seen this before, I'll not bother looking now."
"It was on TV he got his bits out on another show, bit of an exhibitionist if you ask me."
 
Jesus duck …

Tell me you want to be Chris Hughes’s without telling me ….

I mean, we knew he was a desperate duck, and would do ANYTHING to get back on TV, anything …
The utter desperation is palpable.

Hey Jake 👋

You transparent bleep - we see you, for what you are.
Awareness, my arse. It’s just soo bleeping obvious how far you are prepare to go to get screentime. Ps middle aged woman may love you - but everyone else thinks you are a desperate bleep.

Hope everyone is good & happy (or as happy can be in the current climate) hugs to all (I had a pint of Stella about 20 mins ago) I have soo much work at the moment, I am avoiding social media as much as possible & in fairness most things as I can’t be distracted at the moment.
 
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The Duchess said:
Is Lord P for bleeping real??? What publicist posts this instead of the bleeping Loose Men appearace?? Im just pointing out how tit she is as a publicist to post a completely different picture to the comment or what her ‘client’ is actually doing? WTF is wrong with them all???View attachment 1740889 q
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He walks around almost naked anyway polly. He’s not taken a risk, he’d have gone and noshed off Philip Schofield if it meant 30 seconds on the telly. He’s desperate
 
bargainhunt99 said:
I've been doing the same but it's cos I'm off to Tenerifeeeee tomorrow 😂😂. Hope you get lucky 😍
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Please remember to NOT put sun cream on you or baby bargain hunters

Please fake a break down in either a rented quad or taxi and film it so we know it was all Staged real!

If your staying AI then please ensure you have 6 different dishes for brekky to "get your moneys worth bro"

Don't forget your IG photo content, swings in hotels, walking through a hotel lobby that iant yours, no candid shots alll staged pics pls.

And please please keep glued to your phone 24/7.

Enjoy tenerife you jammy sod!
 
Twinkal86 said:
Please remember to NOT put sun cream on you or baby bargain hunters

Please fake a break down in either a rented quad or taxi and film it so we know it was all Staged real!

If your staying AI then please ensure you have 6 different dishes for brekky to "get your moneys worth bro"

Don't forget your IG photo content, swings in hotels, walking through a hotel lobby that iant yours, no candid shots alll staged pics pls.

And please please keep glued to your phone 24/7.

Enjoy tenerife you jammy sod!
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Thanks Twinkal. Unfortunately I won't be doing those things you suggest as I won't actually be living my holiday through IG. Crazy I know 😂😂😂
 
When Polly said thousands of men wouldn't have done it. Yep because lw wil have asked thousands of people and Jake was the only one desperate enough for airtime. Jake you pathetic duck. Is this your big break you have been waiting for. Enjoy the admiratio n while it lasts cos it ain't gonnamake you a superstar. Apart from the sad licky arses in the comments u are a laughing stock. Imagine the real men down the pub saying did you see that puff on loose women with the saggy balls, I wouldn't bleeping dare. I can say I have never seen balls like it in my life, you absolute bleeping joke. Hollywood and Hollyoaks ain't gonna be ringing anytime me soon. Stil rambling on about your dead dad and brother. Bet they couldn't bleeping stand you when they were alive, you can see by the same 4 or 5 photos you use. Bet they bleeping hated you then and still hate you now up in heaven pretend all you want, it's easy to pretend when they are dead isn't it and make money from them, absolute tit stain on society you are. Selling your soul for five mins in tv
 
Twinkal86 said:
Please remember to NOT put sun cream on you or baby bargain hunters

Please fake a break down in either a rented quad or taxi and film it so we know it was all Staged real!

If your staying AI then please ensure you have 6 different dishes for brekky to "get your moneys worth bro"

Don't forget your IG photo content, swings in hotels, walking through a hotel lobby that iant yours, no candid shots alll staged pics pls.

And please please keep glued to your phone 24/7.

Enjoy tenerife you jammy sod!
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And don’t get chased by a fake Rat
 
Twinkal86 said:
Heres a complete weirdo commenting on how beautiful his scrotum is followed by his beard on the side Polly Parrot kissing his ass!

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Has the blue hair dye rotted her brain? What amazing work are you speaking of Pol? He stood getting his balls fondled on national telly he hasn’t ran into a burning building to save someone’s nana. Bunch of weirdos.
 
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Nice to see amongst all the arse licking tweets he’s getting, the odd truthful one is still getting through 👍🏻
 

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