Jake Quickenden #45 The wimp who claims he doesn't believe in bullying, but abuses his wife on social media

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Xxcxcc said:
anyone remember that song. Do ya balls hang low, can ya Make me touch the floor. Probably got the words wrong. But it was sang on the iconic show bottom. Reminds me of Jake's saggy balls
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OMG his balls are so saggy and he claims to be only 34???

haha yes I do know this 😂 I didn’t know it was on ‘Bottom’? but Rik Mayall, it wouldn’t suprise me 😂

‘do youre balls hang low , do they wobble to and fro, Do they smell , bleeping hell’

I swear to god we would say this as a rhyme in primary school out in the yard on break or if we were choosing who was to be on playing chasing or whatever?? good god they really did teach us well in Catholic schools in Dublin 🤣🤣🤣

We obviously learned it from just out playing with other kids and not just looking at bleeping iphones or ipads! anyway….. funny memories 😂
 
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The Duchess said:
OMG his balls are so saggy and he claims to be only 34???

haha yes I do know this 😂 I didn’t know it was on ‘Bottom’? but Rik Mayall, it wouldn’t suprise me 😂

‘do youre balls hang low , do they wobble to and fro, Do they smell , bleeping hell’

I swear to god we would say this as a rhyme in primary school out in the yard on break or if we were choosing who was to be on playing chasing or whatever?? good god they really did teach us well in Catholic schools in Dublin 🤣🤣🤣

We obviously learned it from just out playing with other kids and not just looking at bleeping iphones or ipads! anyway….. funny memories 😂
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he has the balls of a 70 yr old man. Rik mayall an absolute icon rip. Yeah we used to sing this too . Brings back memories. Jake is an absolute laughing stock but he thinks he has made it
 
So and so Omfg how many times does zelda say so😂Get checked guys 🙄We unlike your bleep of a son can’t get totally free health checks on tap 🙄So from me duck off lisa and take your son with you ✌️ He had a full health check for free and nothing is wrong with him other than having saggy balls and a pencil dick.
 
riddleme89 said:
I'd rather somebody did this because it actually means something to them and they genuinely want to save another's life but that's not the case .... he's done it for praise and attention if he's so arsed about cancer why does he smoke and why does he allow his one year old child to bake in the sun just look back on threads to see ...
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Dont waste youre time @riddleme89 this rainbow fruitloop is on cancer threads and guess what other thread???? The Cashley Cain threads! so they should know quite well people do things like this to raise self awareness and for their own gain.

Here’s the 🚪 @Rainbowfruit or QVC or whoever you are 👋
 
VC10 said:
Gawd imagine 😖😖

Little 4" winkie, saggy old man nuts drooping down .....

Ugh

I like to see an impressive one , with nice, big , tight nuts too.

Not a wrinkly low saggy old tescos carrier bag version
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Reminds me of this film Kalifornia I watched years ago, Juliette Lewis character sings a song that goes “do your balls hang low, do they swing to and fro, can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow” 😂😂😂
 
If he didn’t do it for attention then why is he sharing everybody’s well done tweets ???
this is a guy who went pride of Britain but didn’t post any hero’s instead he was manic on the carpet gagging for any kind of notice and he didn’t get any …

instead of sharing well done tweets why not just share the loose men post and have done with it …. Attention seeking twit
 
I always give credit where it's due, and if this was the case today I would be very vocal. But it absolutely was nothing more than an exercise in self publication. He could do so much good if he put his mind to it, like link to Cancer Research charities, promote a fantastic cause and fundraise. But no, no, no.

Today was:
Get on tv - check
Show body off - check check CHECK
Try and make himself relevant - sorry, no check

Here's some ideas Jake, as we all know you read this thread. The next time you are gifted anything, like a clean car seat or an unneeded new hoover, or a Hello Fresh box, why don't you donate that, or raffle it off, for the benefit of an actual family who are impacted by Cancer. Someone who can't work, can't pay their bills, can't actually PUT FOOD ON THEIR TABLE. Something that makes a difference in the real world.

Then I'll credit you with raising awareness
 
Abetterusername said:
I always give credit where it's due, and if this was the case today I would be very vocal. But it absolutely was nothing more than an exercise in self publication. He could do so much good if he put his mind to it, like link to Cancer Research charities, promote a fantastic cause and fundraise. But no, no, no.

Today was:
Get on tv - check
Show body off - check check CHECK
Try and make himself relevant - sorry, no check

Here's some ideas Jake, as we all know you read this thread. The next time you are gifted anything, like a clean car seat or an unneeded new hoover, or a Hello Fresh box, why don't you donate that, or raffle it off, for the benefit of an actual family who are impacted by Cancer. Someone who can't work, can't pay their bills, can't actually PUT FOOD ON THEIR TABLE. Something that makes a difference in the real world.

Then I'll credit you with raising awareness
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It'll be on film by this time, next week, now you've said that on here.

Selfie - emoting : social welfare face on their boat-races, etc

😖😖😄
 
He'll be 'dining out' on this for months now. I think I need a lay down. What a disgusting ballsack. Like two peanuts in a bin bag. 🤢
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