If they are still going to the Maldives can’t wait to see where they are stopping. Like anywhere some resorts are much higher end than others. Also be interesting to see if their long awaited loft conversion starts this week as they said that was happening in October.
I knew it was you before I even saw the name, you sum things up so well!What a bleeping bellend! Let me do some research about this 'event'.
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What a load of old tit. Literally a line up of 'who', 'who' and 'who'? Being held at Millwall so hopefully he pisses somebody off and ends up in A&E.
Again, where's the anxiety disappeared to?
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Bloody hell, I've been to a few of these "celebrity" football matches over the years (all in the summer, he won't like the rain ) but this one is more "zelebrity"! 
Dan Osbourne is the only known celebrity that has actually done a few things. You have the husband of one of those sisters from Towie and someone from Towie, Dan Edgar. 
When I've been, there was actors from all the soaps and they were a laugh - met Danny Miller who was much like Aaron, a miserable, unfriendly tit 
, the Moon Brothers from EastEnders who were chatty and lovely, and Anthony Quinlan who was in Emmerdale and Hollyoaks, again, a lovely friendly fella. I suppose his new agent IS getting him work, and beggars can't be choosers.... Just a shame his management are sick of him.... 
She’s doubled the amount of comments overnight just by replying to everyone herself She really is becoming as insufferable as that prick she’s married to
In his head, it's "soccer aid"....Hes signed up for a 'celebrity' charity' football match
Still on her reels but moved it off her main gridHas she deleted her last post already?God these two just spend the entire day posting checking likes and removing stuff.Dick breath heading home had a cameo role in friends must be exhausted after his ten minute gig a night in Aberdeen
I bet she went to bed praying it would be a massive hit overnight.
Anyone able to share her last tit reel? I'm in that illustrious, much sort after 'Blocked by Flapz Akimbo' club!How embarrassing that she’s deleted it from her main page
It’s not worth being an influencer. They must both sit crying everyday that their posts don’t get enough likes. That’s why he’s buzzing about that tit Beyoncé one cos it got about 20k.
They'll be Jakes butt plugs.Hwas dancing
Well judging by her Tesco receiptthats a lot of tampax for one woman
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Thing is 20k when he meant to have 1,015,000 followers isn’t even 5% so why he gets so excited about it baffles me. Then he’ll do another similar reel and when the likes aren’t as high, he’ll pull the ‘I don’t understand what insta/people want from me’ card againHow embarrassing that she’s deleted it from her main page
It’s not worth being an influencer. They must both sit crying everyday that their posts don’t get enough likes. That’s why he’s buzzing about that tit Beyoncé one cos it got about 20k.
It really is a case of rinse repeat with the pair of them. Also still no mention of his grief live tonight. No you tube vlog from her yet. Trouble is when you document every detail of your life online and then don’t do the things you’ve said you’re going to, it makes you look like you were only saying it for engagement and attention, which lets be honest is exactly the reason they do everything they do 
Not being funny but ‘Sellebrity’ soccer even pulls bigger z listers than this and that’s saying something. I remember he played for them once last year and I have never seen him play for them since whereas Manlikehaks & Dan Osborne (the two people he was with on that day) play for them all the time. Definitely a common occurrence with Fakey that he doesn’t seem to get asked back anywhereFunny thing is it’s a “ charity event “ but Jake won’t see it like that
He will think he’s popular and that’s why he’s been asked when we all know it’s for the down and outs
I see he’s still got no work lined up for after Christmas …
Apparently cheated on her with Vanessa on DOI and that’s why he’s rarely mentioned on the show despite winning
You get the shiny, diamante badge which says: "Thank god I no longer need to listen to that vacuous, boring no mark with pumped up pedal lips & thin stringy hair calling us guyyyyyz & saying 'literally' every 5 mins, touching her face self-consciously. I can rely on poor, long suffering CrazyBaldHead to watch it for me & share."I’ve just realised that I’ve been blocked by Sophie, do we have a badge for that?
