Jake Quickenden #40 At the NTA’s and he’s kissing males, dressed as a vulva with painted nails

[The Duchess]

The Scunthorp gig we all knew wouldn’t happen, who the duck would want to go to see him but the self adoration to think of doing his own gig? Would he have had to pay the venue himself? I mean was off Limits actually paying for a gig just for Fakey ?? surly he organised this himself? Does he think hes the Niall Horan of Scunthorp or something FFS, he obviously thought his home town liked him (they obviously dont if he couldn’t sell more than a few tickets and also the money he was charging, VIP meet & Greet and all Niall Horan is from a small rural town in Ireland and the locals absolutely love him, when he comes home he goes for a few pints in the local and he plays a few songs , all just having the craic, obviously hes a millionaire and he can actually sing and he’s very well liked and humble and would never dream of asking the locals to pay to hear him sing. Who the duck does Fakey think he is hes bleeping deluded, definitely not right in the head.

 

[calmyourritas]

Just thought I’d have a look at Nanny QVC’s stories… CHRIST she’s boring

Telling us a riveting story about how she mows the lawn
And a birthday shoutout for a 2 year old??? Wtf who sent that in - what 2 year old wants a shoutout from that old bat

 

[VC10]

Just thought I’d have a look at Nanny QVC’s stories… CHRIST she’s boring

Telling us a riveting story about how she mows the lawn
And a birthday shoutout for a 2 year old??? Wtf who sent that in - what 2 year old wants a shoutout from that old bat

It's all so chronic

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

He's such a moaning bleep isn't he what a surprise he's not feeling great and he has to work, literally an hours work if he's only onstage 15 minutes, he's just so self absorbed! Can't look after Warwick on his own for more than a few hours. Lazy bleep he is aswell as a moaning bleep. He makes me so bleeping angry the absolute tosser

 

[Sarivng2022]

These tables aint worth £250! Not that they probably paid for them but still...

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We had some Next stuff in our old house. Was dear for what it was and we got the cheaper stuff. I looked on there when I wanted a new coffee table and they were overpriced in my opinion. £450 for one nested one! Got something similar that's solid wood for far less on another site in the end.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Oh yes they are. ....

 

[mollyann]

Feel the burn lol she’s not even liked his message on her post

 

[kermucklowe]

So decided to join you all after watching him for a bit.. ..like wtf? He's like a parody, I refuse to believe this is a real life grown ass man...dancing in the bleeping airport, constantly filming himself walking down the round chatting wham. The hair, the teeth, the Elizabeth Duke jewellery, I'm cringing so much my toes are curled....I'll probably never wear normal shoes again.
Can I ask, who is his wife? Anyone? Or just a normal girl?

 

[Barbie2020]

So decided to join you all after watching him for a bit.. ..like wtf? He's like a parody, I refuse to believe this is a real life grown ass man...dancing in the bleeping airport, constantly filming himself walking down the round chatting wham. The hair, the teeth, the Elizabeth Duke jewellery, I'm cringing so much my toes are curled....I'll probably never wear normal shoes again.
Can I ask, who is his wife? Anyone? Or just a normal girl?

hi and welcome!

she Is the super famous influencer Sophie Church. She’s basically as famous as Beyoncé, joke!

she was on celebs go dating and got rejected by an ex love islander. She’s now known by being married to this bellend. Actually he’s become so irrelevant that some refer to him as Sophie Quickenden husband

 

[mollyann]

He’s her new stalker no wonder he’s hiding he’s in the dog house another comment another burn

 

[PrincessJeanie]

WTF she’s now doing a reel for her monthly obsession which apparently is a face cream. It isn’t an ad apparently but she has aff linked it in her stories I can hardly wait for next month to see what she’s going to be showcasing in episode 2 At this point in time I actually think she is as bigger beg as he is. Both obsessed with social media and genuinely that deluded they think people can’t cope if they aren’t posting numerous stories and mind numbingly boring reels every single day

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

So decided to join you all after watching him for a bit.. ..like wtf? He's like a parody, I refuse to believe this is a real life grown ass man...dancing in the bleeping airport, constantly filming himself walking down the round chatting wham. The hair, the teeth, the Elizabeth Duke jewellery, I'm cringing so much my toes are curled....I'll probably never wear normal shoes again.
Can I ask, who is his wife? Anyone? Or just a normal girl?

Welcome. Feel free to read the WIKI. It's very informative! His 'wife' is far from normal for she is Lord Farquard of Colchester, international supermodel and mother of the year!! This is the friendliest thread on here so please join in!!

 

[instashun]

So decided to join you all after watching him for a bit.. ..like wtf? He's like a parody, I refuse to believe this is a real life grown ass man...dancing in the bleeping airport, constantly filming himself walking down the round chatting wham. The hair, the teeth, the Elizabeth Duke jewellery, I'm cringing so much my toes are curled....I'll probably never wear normal shoes again.
Can I ask, who is his wife? Anyone? Or just a normal girl?

Wannabe fame bleep who was in celebs go dating as one of the girls ‘celebs’ can pick and still got pied there.

then met Jake in Ibiza. It turns out she’s a huge fan of his ex and previously used to like all of her Instagram posts

 

[riddleme89]

Feel the burn lol she’s not even liked his message on her post

The fact he’s commented “ miss you “ instead of message her says it all

I mean what couple does that NONE .

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Poor fella. I bet he wished he hadn't sat down there now!

So Fakey's dream is to kyak with killer whales. Said nobody suffering from 'anxiety'. Ever.

 

[VC10]

They are both the absolute epitome of Zelebrity.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I see they are advertising the Masked Singer I’m a Celeb version on ITV. Wonder if he got asked

 

[VC10]

I see they are advertising the Masked Singer I’m a Celeb version on ITV. Wonder if he got asked

" no" is the short answer, lolzzzzzz

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Poor fella. I bet he wished he hadn't sat down there now!

So Fakey's dream is to kyak with killer whales. Said nobody suffering from 'anxiety'. Ever.
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Where are they why is Jeremy Corbyn in the background making his dinner?

I see they are advertising the Masked Singer I’m a Celeb version on ITV. Wonder if he got asked

I mean he came 2nd on I’m a celeb and wasn’t invited back for all stars so…

 

[VC10]

Where are they why is Jeremy Corbyn in the background making his dinner?


I mean he came 2nd on I’m a celeb and wasn’t invited back for all stars so…

Kayak with killer whales.


Lolzzz

They are called killer whales for a bleeping good reason you twit.

I'm new here too. Was she a celeb before to actually get on Celebs go dating and why do ye call her Flappy?!!

Flapz Akimbo is a nobody ; the highlight of her life is having Wayne linekar sniffing round her flaps when she appeared online in a bikini that didn't completely cover her rather knackered loose kebab.
It was a gruesome sight, made worse by her attempting to sway to the music that was playing, while being filmed by jake, who was then kissed by wayne- because he hadn't managed to smooshz flappy enough .
Jake was thrilled, of course