Jake Quickenden #39 Even in Dubai couldn't turn it down a notch, wife was in the corner flossing her crotch

[PrincessJeanie]

You can just see Jake not even with his wife but trying to get anybody to notice him and ask to speak to him for TV

I wouldn’t be surprised if he follows Chris around now just so he can get seen . He’s absolutely pathetic

Thing is Chris will be sat in the main part of the arena because he still actually does TV work

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

I wonder if he’ll get a pic with these two charlatans

 

[Philimena cunk]

Do you think its beginning to dawn on him and he's made a mistake with his penis suit???
That he looks like an absolute joke....

 

[Sophinch]

Eyeliner anyone.

Lovers back together

 

[Nixxs]

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Eyeliner anyone.

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Lovers back together ❤

Does he have eyeliner on?

 

[The Duchess]

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Eyeliner anyone.

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Lovers back together ❤

he has eyeliner on … sorry guyliner

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Keeping it classy at a black tie event. Who the duck did they ask to take that picture. Also notice the paper wristbands

 

[Sophinch]

Does he have eyeliner on?

Looks like it.

 

[Rosie_and_Jim]

What the bleeping duck?

The suit, the nail varnish, the eye liner. Literally, what the actual duck.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Does he have eyeliner on?

Yep @Jac In The Box called it

 

[instashun]

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He’s got eye liner on as well hasn’t he

 

[Philimena cunk]

Keeping it classy at a black tie event. Who the duck did they ask to take that picture. Also notice the paper wristbands

Yup,l we're not famous, so we need these to get back in after going for a slash ....
Sad doesn't begin to describe it

 

[gossipsauce]

He even just likened himself to Machine Gun Kelly in his story with Chris. Thats who he has styled himself on.

 

[Philimena cunk]

What the bleeping duck?

The suit, the nail varnish, the eye liner. Literally, what the actual duck.

The new bandwagon/narrative.... ambiguous dressing .. he'll be changing his pronouns soon...

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He even just likened himself to Machine Gun Kelly in his story with Chris. Thats who he has styled himself on. Makes sense now.

Well flappy is definitely no Megan Fox

 

[Jac In The Box]

They’re defo going to be having words tonight In that this morning story when they’re chatting to Chris, he’s getting selfies took with a “fan” I bet she’s standing about like a spare part absolutely seething

 

[bluecups]

Well that's the first off my Tattle bingo list, gazing all lovestruck on a photo with CH

The bleeping eyeliner, I just can't. Painted nails, pink suit and ladies' jewellery. Wonder if he shaves his fanny too?

 

[Philimena cunk]

He even just likened himself to Machine Gun Kelly in his story with Chris. Thats who he has styled himself on. Makes sense now.

Machine gun Kelly...

He's Pop gun Jakey....

 

[instashun]

He even just likened himself to Machine Gun Kelly in his story with Chris. Thats who he has styled himself on. Makes sense now.

Yeah because machine gun Kelly stays in squat hotels in Portugal and advertises fake tan and Tesco for a living

Bet he even does a little pontins gig now and then too.

Jake you absolute bleeping MELT. He’s entertaining for sure. Not in the way he wants though

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Page nine already and we only started this thread this afternoon We will already be on the next thread after the ‘live’ tomorrow