Jake Quickenden #39 Even in Dubai couldn't turn it down a notch, wife was in the corner flossing her crotch

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instashun said:
Yeah because machine gun Kelly stays in squat hotels in Portugal and advertises fake tan and Tesco for a living

Bet he even does a little pontins gig now and then too.

Jake you absolute bleeping MELT. He’s entertaining for sure. Not in the way he wants though
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I know, he looks nowt like him but thats clearly how he sees it. I love MGK as well so this is a disaster. 😩😂
 
bluecups said:
Well that's the first off my Tattle bingo list, gazing all lovestruck on a photo with CH 😆

The bleeping eyeliner, I just can't. Painted nails, pink suit and ladies' jewellery. Wonder if he shaves his fanny too?
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I just seen the story with Chris and thought of whoever put it in their Tattle Bingo! 😂

And he's wearing bloody eyeliner, just to top off his ridiculous looking outfit! 🙈😂
 
So hes A plus one because his wife got basic tickets from fake bake 😂
He has basic wristbands because they are not VIP 😂
He couldn’t get air time so he stalked Chris .
Even his ridiculous outfit that I guarantee every fucker is staring and laughing at him has done absolutely nothing for the attention he actually wanted because nobody stopped to speak to him 😂

Chris was probably invited from NTA the self or his management team who Jake is also with but didn’t get an invite 😂

oh this is tragic
 
Oooh ahh pink to make the boys wink😉
I just showed my husband he simply shook his head and said “he looks like a salmon with slippers on”
This is what I’m picturing under the trousers
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