Jake Quickenden #33 Jake’s sham marriage done- we all know he still wants it up the bum

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Where has his his tinnitus gone 🤥 ??? surly listening to beats wouldn’t be good for that , nor would it be good having a person with tinnitus advertising youre headphones?? what about all the tit wedding music ,the tit music on repeat at the tit villa, a bleeping saxophone player 😂
The Prickendens sax player....
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How the hell has a totally no mark like Kris Boyson got a thread 🤯😂 if possible he’s either further down the z list scale than Fakey
Famous for who he's shagged, like the Goodger blimps leftover, sink boy. .
 
I think that Goodgers one is sink boy 0.2...
Ah im lost, I don’t be on the goodger thread as I know it would be too time consuming, Marcus and Fakey take up enough of my time? so sinkboy is not woods? despite him having to hold old krusty over the sink pissing everywhere when she had her “broken” feet.

Not to derail, fake and Sophie should be on their way home so this should be interesting, he will be in bed straight away.
 
The other z list loser (Marcel I’m from Blazing Squad don’t you know) is as bad with the overkill of his wedding content and gushing over his wife on social media as Fakey is. Still not shown a picture of himself at The Quickendens wedding though 🤔 wonder why they are all making out he was there, when I’m pretty sure he wasn’t
 
The other z list loser (Marcel I’m from Blazing Squad don’t you know) is as bad with the overkill of his wedding content and gushing over his wife on social media as Fakey is. Still not shown a picture of himself at The Quickendens wedding though 🤔 wonder why they are all making out he was there, when I’m pretty sure he wasn’t
no bleeping way was the blazin bastard there and I can’t figure out why they are pretending he was???? oh god the endless wedding tit from him is bad , really bad so Fakey will have to out do him on the posting , he’s going to loose loads of followers 😂 I have to be honest as much as I dislike both but Marcels wedding was 💯 better, so you have already lost Fakey 😂
 
Im not imagining this am I? there was a saxophone player at the wedding wasnt there??

Also can anyone help me out here, I thought sinkboy was Carl Woods???? (I can’t keep up tattle has my bleeping head wrecked)
Chaz.5 Drury was the original Sink Boy and Gay for Pay who couldn't go past a sink without filling it although he found it difficult to get hard and flapped it around like an elephant but he got there in the end! Carl 'Cole' Woods followed and started doing sinks although his deposits were of a strange nuclear yellow Chernobyl colour and he even upgraded to decking wanking in Thailand which risked imprisenment and he shat himself and went quiet for ages. Fakey follows Charles Drury, which makes sense as Drury loves cock also and is probably a sub on Chaz's OF as he teams up with other fellas! Phew!!! 🤪
 
I think that Goodgers one is sink boy 0.2...
.5 Drury is called 0.5 because he was caught on camera ordering gear over the phone when they were out for LaOrse's birthday at the zoo! I was the one who posted the clip! Lol 🤣

no bleeping way was the blazin bastard there and I can’t figure out why they are pretending he was???? oh god the endless wedding tit from him is bad , really bad so Fakey will have to out do him on the posting , he’s going to loose loads of followers 😂 I have to be honest as much as I dislike both but Marcels wedding was 💯 better, so you have already lost Fakey 😂
Blazin' Marcel was DEFINITELY not there 100% 🤣
 
That pissed off face say’s it all 🤬 it’s definitely someone that isn’t happy about other people sharing his wedding photos from their iPhones before he gets the original copies from his wedding photographer - don’t know why it bothers him so much as he quite happy to do exactly the same on his friends wedding 👍🏻
 

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I actually wish they had had a mag deal now 😂 I still don’t believe they were offered one but if they had been, there is no way he could have gone a week without sharing a single photo. I assume he’s still not done a post for Oliver yet? He’s probably putting together a reel/post superimposing him to look like he was at the wedding. Then he’ll be the whole ‘can’t believe it’s been 10 years, miss you, wished you could have been at the wedding but I know you and dad were there in spirit, wished you could have met Leo, Sophie & Fred and what a fantastic uncle he would have been’. And not forgetting showing the hideous brooch again and the empty chair 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
She had friends just like Sophie did and Jake at one point but all three are that wrapped up in trying to get attention likes followers and fame that they have lost touch with reality . They all think they are above Everybody else that’s why they have no actual friends . My Nan is su age and she is out enjoying her retirement. She goes out a lot in the week with friends shopping and nice lunches . Swimming and other activities . even bingo on weekends and the pub . My god su is boring she literally has no life no friends and her only excitement is getting fish Friday ffs 😂😂

same with Sophie for her age she is boring as duck . her and Jake have no actual friends . No nights out . No weekends away with friends . They don’t even enjoy each other’s company . They don’t even have a good family life both kids have no life poor Leo is being brought up to think shouting mine is accepotable when it’s NOT . They don’t even stop him saying it but I guarantee when Leo starts school and some kid hits the little tit in the face Jake will be the first to kick off !!! Nobody likes a spoilt little tit that can’t share ….
I am one year younger than QVC and my life is far better than her boring existence! I still work full time (necessity) and I love it. I go out with my girls and we have such a giggle.

QVC hasn't got a kind bone in body and you can see when Fakey has got it from. Being a vitriolic cow is not a nice trait.
 
I find it so weird how jake shares photos of his mam in bikinis all the time and also addressed people saying she has a nice figure. Not a chance that I would share pictures or videos of my mam like that. Its like he's bragging for some reason, they have a very weird relationship and so weird how his wife looks the same as her, same haggard face and tit tits and skinny body. It's like he's proud his mam is skinny. So what if she is, there is so much more to a person than their body and his mam hasn't got it, no looks, tit personality , where do they even get this ego from, they are pig ugly
 
I find it so weird how jake shares photos of his mam in bikinis all the time and also addressed people saying she has a nice figure. Not a chance that I would share pictures or videos of my mam like that. Its like he's bragging for some reason, they have a very weird relationship and so weird how his wife looks the same as her, same haggard face and tit tits and skinny body. It's like he's proud his mam is skinny. So what if she is, there is so much more to a person than their body and his mam hasn't got it, no looks, tit personality , where do they even get this ego from, they are pig ugly
Totally agree with this. Also find it strange that she’s happy for him to post her in a bikini to all his ‘followers’. He has definitely got a type but it’s a bit concerning when his type appears to be modelled on his mum 🙄 I mean they’ve even got the matching botched boulder tits 😂 He obviously thinks she looks good for her age. The same definitely can’t be said for him and flappy 🤭
 
It's the sax player from "Lost Boys", no?
Who was also Tina Turners sax player.
Oh I dont know who that actual picture is? we were joking saying that picture just reminded baldhead of the intro to Baker Street which was funny because its a real 80’ picture and Backer street is very 80’s…. that picture could be lost boys 🤷‍♀️ no idea who was Tina Turners sax player but was very good 👌
 
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