Jake Quickenden #33 Jake’s sham marriage done- we all know he still wants it up the bum

[Moomoomoo]

Think su seems to think she some kind of celebrity.Remember she was out in Scunthorpe with her prick of a son and got asked for a photograph Deffo gets his aggressive spoilt over inflated ego of her.Matt seems a lovely bloke who works long hours while she bores us all to death with her daily gardening and Netflix scoops.Her eye make up that day was the funniest thing ever what a mess

Omg that make up! I watched the stories absolutely aghast, thinking is she serious? She can’t be serious? Sadly she was

 

[Philimena cunk]

Your rings are not perfect at all. Her engagement ring doesn’t match her wedding ring and his looks like something you would win in the arcades at Blackpool.

The finish on that frock certainly ain't perfect, Hun
Chinese knock off at best.

I’ve just seen it’s the NTAs next Thursday. I wonder what his excuse will be this year for not going. Remember last year he said they were meant to be going but called off cos Leo was sick when we all know they weren’t invited He’d go to the opening of an envelope if he could. No way would he not go to the NTAs because his child was sick. Actually maybe he will go this year as Chris Hughes plus one

He's washing his hair that night...

 

[Barbie2020]

Ah look he’s found a pic of Fred in his suit for us. Weird picture. Surely someone would have captured a nice family pic of them.

I brought my dog to our wedding to get a family picture with her

 

[Turtledove58]

God she really is vile isn’t she, who tf does she think she is?? If my partners mum said something like that about my mum we’d be having serious words! Horrible horrible woman - can see where Fakey gets it from

I was shocked to be honest that she came across as so vitriolic! If that had been my mother I would told her to reign this tit in and apologise - QVC is bang out of order.

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

He’s going to pissed off Nanny QVC has posted about Oliver before he has or maybe he’s waiting to do it when the time is right for maximum engagement

Love the sentiment behind it but all can see in the epiglottis hanging at the back of the throat.

 

[The Duchess]

Poor Fred in the backround on his own in his underwear again. They are not swim shorts, its a young boy in his underwear that they have now again shared with the world. (I feel soon in a year maybe Fred will get bullied at school because of fakey and LF using him for content )

Edit: I didn’t want to repost the picture but Freds Dad and his family need to see how irresponsible Sophie is as a mother. Even posting Leo with just a nappy on is irresponsible, look at the other toddler beside him fully clothed.

 

[riddleme89]

What the actual duck I’m sorry but really . Jakes face looks pathetic … notice jake has no actual pictures with his brother when they was older ….

watch how fast nanny qvc gets the albums out

 

[The Duchess]

Whatever they paid for them was too much. Her ring is more like an eternity ring and as you say doesn’t go with her engagement ring at all. As for his I’ve seen nicer plastic rings from a Xmas cracker. Basically the rings are like their whole tit show of a wedding - tasteless, classless and cheap

his wedding ring is so cheap and tacky, he should have just gone all out del boy style and got a big chavy sovereign

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

The suits they picked for the kids was shocking I said from the start why on earth put kids in full suit in blazing sun . Most ibiza weddings little boys wear something cool like this

And doesn't that look much more classier and weather friendly! Especially for wedding photographs and the guests. I have never seen any child wander around a wedding topless. In my mind I find that highly inappropriate and it just screams chav!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Is that Sophie dad giving his father of the bride speech and Su is ignoring him! What a witch!!!!


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That's appalling. Yes, it looks like Sophie's dad giving a speech and both Matt and Su are ignoring the poor man. I don't get her delusions of grandeur. She lives in Scunthorpe the stupid old bint, not Chelsea. Also, could NikNak have any more pasta shoved on his plate? She makes me sick. I'm starting to really loathe her after yesterday's rant about the blue tick. She's a bleep. A nasty, old, bitter bleep.

 

[riddleme89]

That's appalling. Yes, it looks like Sophie's dad giving a speech and both Matt and Su are ignoring the poor man. I don't get her delusions of grandeur. She lives in Scunthorpe the stupid old bint, not Chelsea. Also, could NikNak have any more pasta shoved on his plate? She makes me sick. I'm starting to really loathe her after yesterday's rant about the blue tick. She's a bleep. A nasty, old, bitter bleep.

I think Matt was entertaining Leo but no exscuse for su . So rude honestly I would have gone mad at my husband if he seen his mum not watching wedding speeches

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

his wedding ring is so cheap and tacky, he should have just gone all out del boy style and got a big chavy sovereign

Or one of those massive initial rings 'JQ' that takes up half his finger like that chavvy 'plastic gangster' wannabe Kris Boyson!!

 

[The Duchess]

Not being nasty because I know people have bad skin . But this women is forever flogging ads for crap skin care products when she has extremely bad skin . I’m same age as Sophie and have really good skin I’ve never had Botox and I use water and no7 skin care products .

looks Awfull .

I hear you, she is flogging every skin care product/treatment there is and it doesn’t improve her skin so she clearly knows she’s promoting crap. Sophie needs to go to a specialist dermatologist as she clearly needs medical products and not crap she keeps flogging. If she is so conscious about her skin why wouldn’t she go to a medically trained dermatologist???? She is so strange?

 

[Turtledove58]

This is why you shouldn’t wear lace near your hands….

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

His nose looks like it's melting

Collapsing like Daniella Westbrook's!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I hear you, she is flogging every skin care product/treatment there is and it doesn’t improve her skin so she clearly knows she’s promoting crap. Sophie needs to go to a specialist dermatologist as she clearly needs medical products and not crap she keeps flogging. If she is so conscious about her skin why wouldn’t she go to a medically trained dermatologist???? She is so strange?

She’s not going to a dermatologist because she’d rather spend any money she’s got on designer knock offs and clothes for her reels She gets paid for advertising skincare products that are obviously crap because her skin is still terrible but it’s easy money for her. Plus she’s probably hoping a trained skin specialist will see her ads and offer her treatment for free.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He’s going to pissed off Nanny QVC has posted about Oliver before he has or maybe he’s waiting to do it when the time is right for maximum engagement

That looks like a pair of dangly bleeping tonsils in an open mouth! What a pig ugly statue.

 

[riddleme89]

Collapsing like Daniella Westbrook's! 🗞❄

so is sophies it’s collapsing .

 

[The Duchess]

I think Matt was entertaining Leo but no exscuse for su . So rude honestly I would have gone mad at my husband if he seen his mum not watching wedding speeches

I immediately noticed this, how bleeping rude is Su, I used to feel sorry for her at times and felt a little bit bad when she did her make up master class because she was obviously embarrassed and just because she came across as boring but seems nice enough except the drag queen insult, but my god this week she has really shown the real Lisa Quickenden but no doubt she will be back acting all nice when she sat in her kitchen in orchard lodge all alone. Doormatt has also no excuse , We all know leo can feed himself, he could of even turned leos highchair towards sophies dad and he could have faced towards him then himself but no he also had to be rude like Su the rude witch.

 

[instashun]

I quite liked Su and felt sorry for her when she came on stories nearly crying that Jake had upset her mocking her on his stories

Any like or sympathy soon went when people stuck up for her and she came back on after clearly receiving a call from Jake saying how funny he was and how it was all just banter and that’s just how they joke with each other and everyone should mine their business

she’s done exactly the same as him, got a taste for a making a bit of money off it and thrown all morals out of the window in the quest for her blue tick

if you don’t want peoples opinions don’t post it then and have private ‘banter’ with your wanker son, there’s an idea.

proof that she’s gone that route is sitting on stories going on and on about not being able to afford a washing machine, as soon as she didn’t get gifted one it was suddenly fixed (right after she had bought and got outdoor dog showers fitted in her huge garden so clearly not skint)