Jake Quickenden #32 Doph at Obeach hanging out while Fakey’s throating Wayne ‘the gout’

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Whoever you are, just know that I bleeping love you👏🏼😂❤️ You make me happy😃

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Whoever you are, get a bleeping life!🙄😂 You fill me with despair🤦🏼‍♀️
 
I think I've worked out the illness he's convinced he's got (Jake quick listen, I think I've cracked it) he's got some kind of reverse body heating disorder whereby in extreme heat he's cold -proof being the bleeping suit in Ibiza AND Greece whereas in cold weather he's hot-proof being rhe trip to New York where he was pouncing about in a bleeping open shirt in winter and thats why he's in his baggy pants and nothing more when he's at home, Doph probably has to restrain him at Stansted otherwise he's probably tearing his bleeping shirt off before the stairs are at the plane
 
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Whoever you are, just know that I bleeping love you👏🏼😂❤ You make me happy😃

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Whoever you are, get a bleeping life!🙄😂 You fill me with despair🤦🏼‍♀️
Who the duck are these people and what is wrong with them? Romance movies?
Yeah all the best romance movies involved scouting bars in Ibiza for z listers and then giving up your career to flog tit on Instagram whilst letting the leading man push out your biological kid in favour of his own. Followed by spending the wedding night on his own at pontins. How romantic.

must get Julia Roberts and Richard Gere signed up for that one

That brooch 😩 he’s actually taken it off the jacket and put it on the waistcoat now the jacket is off.

Them bleeping sunglasses as well. Don’t fit his massive ant head!
He’ll have it as a nipple piercing by next week when he’s back to wearing no clothes

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We're getting there, bride coming soon....
Maybe Sophie stood him up and it’s just him having a party 😂
 
Who the duck are these people and what is wrong with them? Romance movies?
Yeah all the best romance movies involved scouting bars in Ibiza for z listers and then giving up your career to flog tit on Instagram whilst letting the leading man push out your biological kid in favour of his own. Followed by spending the wedding night on his own at pontins. How romantic.

must get Julia Roberts and Richard Gere signed up for that one


He’ll have it as a nipple piercing by next week when he’s back to wearing no clothes


Maybe Sophie stood him up and it’s just him having a party 😂
She hasn't got that much bleeping sense.....😅😅😅
 
Who the duck are these people and what is wrong with them? Romance movies?
Yeah all the best romance movies involved scouting bars in Ibiza for z listers and then giving up your career to flog tit on Instagram whilst letting the leading man push out your biological kid in favour of his own. Followed by spending the wedding night on his own at pontins. How romantic.

must get Julia Roberts and Richard Gere signed up for that one


He’ll have it as a nipple piercing by next week when he’s back to wearing no clothes


Maybe Sophie stood him up and it’s just him having a party 😂
BIB - nothing would surprise me at this stage. 🤣
 
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