Jake Quickenden #32 Doph at Obeach hanging out while Fakey’s throating Wayne ‘the gout’

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The Duchess said:
They tried to bring that “pampas grass” tit back in, didn’t all them home “influencers” jump on that band wagon? anyone from the Hinch thread to confirm this? personally I didn’t part take in the buying of any Pampas in 2021 and 2022, I left that for my ma and nanny to do in the 1980’s. Tacky AF they are, high back wicker chairs, pampas grass, even a cocktail bar 🙈 its like del boys flat 😂 (my nanny and grandad had all that tit even a cocktail bar🙊)
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Oops. Guilty! I did buy some for a large vase in my hallway. 😂
 
IamMyaJ said:
I can’t believe what I’ve seen today. 🤣
I have some tea tho🙊
Apparently Sophie wanted to marry this bleep before Dan married Ross because they wanted to ‘do it first’
The stole every idea from Dan so it looked like Dan had copied everything because they wanted to get in the papers!!
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Absolute cunts!😡 Not that it will even compare😂 Danielle’s will be classy, theirs is trashy🤢
 
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Oh my lord… I’ve just caught up since Thursday morning, been doing trips out and enjoying my last few days off, before back to reality with work tomorrow nooooo..

I’ve really nothing to add, I’ve been laughing all the way through and I’m really gutted I missed fakeys OB epic fails, but I’m so glad the screen shots are on here to view.

We all calling bingo on a wedding vom fest reel on IG round about now??
 
Lucyxxxx said:
Pampas grass to let everyone know they're swingers. Only thing that will be swinging is their jaws ❄. What self respecting swingers would chose QSQ and QJQ to swing with? Errrrr LF getting spitroasted whilst Jake looks deeply into the other man's eyes.
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haha I didn’t know pampas grass was a sign of “Swingers” ?????
I cant wait for Jake to try sing … what songs do we reckon he will murder? or will it be the camber Sand/Phoenix Nights set list 😂 he better not attemp a George Michael song 😤

CrazyBaldhead said:
All that bollocks about that singer updating everybody today. What a crock of tit - nothing apart from earlier. I'm off to open a bottle of wine. Just won the Charlotte Dawsy thread title! 🤣
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Su must of paid her to post that
 
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