Jake Quickenden #19 Imaginary tinnitus, bad back & sore throat Jake Munchausen hates FL wants a sicknote

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Xxcxcc said:
Gormless kid. Them eyes tho. They are bloody bulbous. Like jakes every day off the sniff. Its obvious he's a massive coke head. No doubt about it now. Expensive habit. Imagine that amount they will go through on wedding week. He leads a sad little life. Sniffing in his hotel room and getting all paranoid. He will end up skint after this tour, his wedding and coke habit. Always got the gym, gummies and almonds tho bro. They solve all your problems don't they.
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helped him out again,he is now engaging with his followers and replying to their comments. We need to stop giving that freak ideas. He has so much to thank us for. We are actually giving him ideas for posts and also ideas for upping his engagement . Do It yourself jake. Doesn't matter how many people like you online. None like you in real life, you are an embarrassment to be around
 
PrincessJeanie said:
I see his body transformation post has made it onto the Scums and Mirror website as a ‘story’ today. Must be a slow news day 😂 I reckon he’s paying someone to write these favourable articles about him. Couple of negative comments on the Mirror article though 😂 He can’t stop that. Let’s hope the Mail get on it and don’t moderate their comments. That would make interesting reading 🤭
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Probably sucked somebody off. Gay for Pay you battyman!

Twinkal86 said:
I'd change loca for coca 🤣 🗞👃

Also, they definitely tooted last night. He was restless and manic at 5.45am and needing to burn that manic energy off from his caning it causing palpitations at 6am at the gym and when u listen to him talk in the car he's defo bunged up, alsssoooo she's barely done any talking videos today but her red little nostrils say different
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Glassy boombastic, give a likkle toot toot toot! 🤣
 
Nahmate100 said:
What a surprise. He's back at work and his back is playing up. Funny how it was completely fine over the weekend isn't it? Honestly he is a male Gemma Collins.
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and by tomorrow he’ll be doing cartwheels or something similar. Yep him and Gemma Collins both workshy and have much higher opinions of themselves than anyone else does of them. I bet he wishes he had her followers and brand deals though 😂
 
Xxcxcc said:
helped him out again,he is now engaging with his followers and replying to their comments. We need to stop giving that freak ideas. He has so much to thank us for. We are actually giving him ideas for posts and also ideas for upping his engagement . Do It yourself jake. Doesn't matter how many people like you online. None like you in real life, you are an embarrassment to be around
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lol noticed that he’s replying so he’s obviously been on here again. The fact that we all are aware of his pathetic tactics to get more likes etc… is really sad!! Like any other “influencer” no one bothers to look at the comments but with fake the replies stand out because he never replies or even acknowledges his minions. It won’t last long just like the “I’m off my phone today “ and those rare days they make an effort and take the kids out for a day. It’s really pathetic that it’s all done to prove a point and not because he’s genuine because we all know he’s anything but that !!

PrincessJeanie said:
and by tomorrow he’ll be doing cartwheels or something similar. Yep him and Gemma Collins both workshy and have much higher opinions of themselves than anyone else does of them. I bet he wishes he had her followers and brand deals though 😂
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Nah by tomorrow he’ll be off on the sick posting about the importance of looking after One’s self 😂
 
So he’s back to sharing positive articles about himself. Obviously not enough people blowing smoke up his arse so is having to do it for himself. What’s even sadder is the fact they didn’t tag him in their story, so the sad twit is obviously googling his own name 🙄 Reach for them stars Jakey. Articles in scummy red top tabloids are definitely nothing to brag about and it’s not like you’ve given them an interview and been paid for it 😂😂😂
Edit Wonder why he didn’t share this article on his stories 🤭 Also that photo 🤢🤢🤢
 

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Prpackage means gifted / ad you bellend so label it properly it’s literally your job. The fact he’s laid it all out to post the packaging clearly proves that he’s promoting them.

His backs playing up as soon as he’s back at work. Of COURSE it is. Will be fine for bbq’s and beer gardens over the bank holiday I’m sure

why does he keep going on about ‘dad bod’ as if he carried that baby?! He barely sees the thing and has free access to gyms everywhere he’s been touring. Actually so infuriating he’s concocted this non story and got the papers to post it

also if he is suddenly crediting the last 5 weeks for the ‘transformation’ (eg this food4thought nonsense) it’s good to see the free David Lloyd membership, gymodo sponsorship and free home gym were useless despite him selling all of them to his fans. Man’s a bare face liar and even Sophie has said so several times
 
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