Jake Quickenden #17 Hit the 1 MIL & still no work, keeps coming to tattle to have a good lurk😂

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mollyann said:
Jake has such lousy work offers other than a deserted gym as he does not engage with his so called fans .They ask him questions about his new best friend aka cat and never replies bet he’s sat screaming into his pillow that Sophie stole his thunder
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He’s started following an underwear brand today all because Jamie Jewitt did an ad for them, this is his modus operandi🤢 Always watches what everyone else is doing, what a sad life!

OMFG guys!! I see your 1 million Fake & your ITS edit Lord Farquaad & I raise you because I’M A TATTLE VIP BABY🎉🥳🙌🏼 I’m so bleeping happy, this is the BEST thing that’s ever happened to me😂

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mollyann said:
Jake has such lousy work offers other than a deserted gym as he does not engage with his so called fans .They ask him questions about his new best friend aka cat and never replies bet he’s sat screaming into his pillow that Sophie stole his thunder
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His non engagement with the few interested fans is his biggest mistake. Even A Listers answer their fans here and there. Once he doesn’t reply a few times, his fans will lose interest hence a dip in engagement. Some may even unfollow.
 
You just know that Jakeys smarting from all the attention soapys getting.
Can feel a sickie from him in the morning, gummies galore 😁😁😁😁😁

charlene2 said:
She really is feeling herself recently 🤣🤣
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He's on the HRT patches and getting the horn ..🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

charlene2 said:
Ive literally just spent the last five minutes between hysterics and cringing after having a butchers at sun pollards stories! How old is she trying to be all sexy and leggy 🤣🤣 creasing! Wtf is wrong with that family!
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Wonder if she will end up on This Morning like that 80 yr old and her Turkish toyboy, going through a tube of KY in a night 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Aww... Jake's new stepdad, Memet the kebab House waiter
 
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Twinkal86 said:
Erm wtf happened to her face, the night before her lips were HUGE now she has thing lips and hamster cheeks!

Adam is scraping the barrel, he reads here he ain't stupid, but he's gotta make dollar somehow and when beggy cunts like them offer their souls he'll take it. I doubt soph is making much money off this but she won't admit that obvs, it's about the 'exposure' for those two.

I'm on three hen doos in the next 4 months, I guarantee not one person will be whatsapping about getting bits from this collection cos its shite
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She looks like she’s had an allergic reaction to something ,her face looks swollen👀 ( probably Jakes rotten old micro knob)
 
Everyone is on a roll with the comments,I'm pissing myself from the "prosecco o clock font on the hen do pyjamas" to Jake getting a 20 years old Turkish waiter as a new step dad 😂 The cat and Leo seem to be two peas in a pod. Both haven't a clue what's going on, Poor Purdys nose will probably be covered in snots in a few days 😹
 
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