BringTheTea83
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Jakes probably shaking in the toilets at his local gym at the bad turn out dopey Sophie gone to collect him with his gummy’s …
And the standing like a flamingo'sooo guyyyyyssss, erm, I've had erm, *slaps lips together* I've had to erm extend the erm, *touches hair* announcement but I'm like just so excited to share it with you guyysssss, I absolutely cannot wait to show you, eeeeek! *ends with sticking out tongue, head tilt and peace sign*
I'm half expecting this..
Christ, he'll neck the entire bottle after this fiasco...Jakes probably shaking in the toilets at his local gym at the bad turn out dopey Sophie gone to collect him with his gummy’s …
And she’s calling herself a brand ambassador I’m staying away from her stories for the next few days. The smugness is going to be unbearableWell that was a anti climax bit like the gym gig haha Sweatshirts and slogan t shirts um no thanks
Was donkey teeth there, or is he still shaking like a shitting dog in the bogs at David Lloyd...Omg what a shock! Didn’t expect that from Sophie NOT
Me to unfollowed ages agoAnd she’s calling herself a brand ambassador I’m staying away from her stories for the next few days. The smugness is going to be unbearable
No, think all the pics are from the actual shoot He’s in Leo’s room crying into Purdey’s furWas donkey teeth there, or is he still shaking like a shitting dog in the bogs at David Lloyd...
Great recap! I am honoured to have my badge mentionedCongrats to @BringTheTea83 for the amazing thread title I say you drink wine more often
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He made it guys 1 millionbotsfollowers!
He didn’t even have to do any giveaways, buy Bots or join grows All 100% authentic Fake fanatics
The family returned from America and Fake’s content was in full flow, another pair of dyson Airwraps to giveaway (as long as you both followed him & Soph < this is vital), camera straight in the little one’s face and filming asking Fred how much he missed him He set off on Tuesday morning for Birmingham & just happened to stop at the services for the toilet to discover he’d hit the 1 MIL I’m sure Lord Farquaad was straight on the phone to you Jake or maybe you knew when your latest purchase of bots would take you over the coveted marker so that’s why you pulled over
He went on & on & on about how he didn’t feel any different after reaching the elusive million Then proceeded to film himself in his hotel room in a direct dig at tattle Living rent free in your head fake
He continued the week being manic, doing icks where he was doxxing happy & messaged another tattler@calmyourritas is the latest tattler to earn the badge of honour Pretty soon all our dp’s will be displaying the badgeHis gym announced he was doing a live gig there £10 for members & £15 for non-members, glad to see that million followers is opening bigger doors for you Jake His poor dad & brother were used for attention & sympathy again on Friday because he had a hangover or maybe it was because he knew Soph was off filming something exciting Stop doing this you sick duck!
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View attachment 1218499 qSoapy Su is away to get herself some turkey teef after her Jacob reached out to a random clinic for her & she got it heavily discounted, oh and was made an ambassador I wouldn’t take what she’s been given if they were giving them away for free She has been keeping the asa busy this week because none of her pics or videos have been marked as #AD, naughty Su Can’t wait for you to return home for soap scoops
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Lord Farquaad went to London to get herself some lip blush, which left her poor natural lips all swollen Pull the other one soph, there’s nothing natural about you love
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She was off to a swanky country estate on Friday with her ‘girlies’ to shoot something exciting ITS range, it’s top secretITS range, it’s the best thing she’s ever done and can’t wait until she can reveal it to all her excited followers Roll on the smug, overbearing posts when she reveals her ITS range, get over yourself Soph it’s not Prada or Gucci It will be cheap, spit through tat that the bride & hens don’t mind leaving in their hotel bin in shagaluf after they’ve had their fun
Welcome to the latest member of the family Purdey Quickenden Poor kitten is being touted as a friend for Leo when we all know it’s content for these twats☹ Good luck finding an Instagram handle for him that hasn’t already been taken by a rattler If you know, you know
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The long awaited gig was a bigflopsuccess, there wasn’t even standing room in the arena His heart must beheavyhappy tonight He can’t take all the credit tho, as he was sharing the bill with another singer Absolute disgrace when Jakequickenden1millionfollowersoninsta could have filled it twice over on his own
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Carry on tattling
In the words of @Joon Jake….is still a COCK
Bet she only got that to get rid of her, her and donkey teeth have probably been stalking him for yonks.Spot the difference when ITS have announced collabs
1. Jac Jossa with electronic billboard in middle of Manchester plus Adam Frisby
2. Stacey Solomon with massive flower arch at her own house plus Adam Frisby
3. Alison Hammond with double decker bus in London plus Adam Frisby
4. Sophie Church with a bog standard flower wall and balloons in Essex. Where’s Adam Frisby?
I can’t believe no one posted this belter (unless I missed it)Just catching up guys, love the title, horrified at the turkey teeth. She looks like this View attachment 1218720 q
Saw it lol but was lost for wordsI can’t believe no one posted this belter (unless I missed it)
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He definitely has. Remember he tagged him about getting his own collection when he got his million? He must be gutted. She’ll be paying for the honeymoon nowBet she only got that to get rid of her, her and donkey teeth have probably been stalking him for yonks.
Her legs don't match ....Saw it lol but was lost for words