Jake Quickenden #118 Playing an Elf in a manky old hall whilst the miserable Beard is not happy at all! 🌈

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I do think people are finally beginning to see through his mental health/pity posts
 

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“Loverly Christmas” Jesus.

Afternoon all,

You know, it’s like he’s performing in a school bleeping play & he’s posting “reviews” from a few attendees - for a PANTO in a village hall, not a theatre. The constant need to show the world he gets praise - from Paula, from Colchester & her kid who attended, I mean it’s beyond reaching.

Show me another person performing on stage or a village hall who does this ?

The constant need for adulation, which he usually ends up doing himself is just soo desperate.

Unbelievable.
 
Oh my christ the Tena huns are out in force today. "I needed to hear this" - Yeah yeah yeah. Fakey Jakey comes out with some stolen Christmas cracker quote without a single ounce of care for anyone but himself & they all jump on it slavishly. Bottom line is he's hating the Elf work, resents being there, is outraged he has to work so much, no doubt infringing on his precious gym time, tired little didums wants to loaf around on the sofa with his sweaty armpits hanging out. That's what all this is about because pound to a penny if an ITV job came up sending him off to some hot sunny place, getting his nugget head on telly, then there'd be NO MH struggling shite.
 
Not having it no jeans reel and no bag pack part 2 😂😂 how will I cope?

God she’s up her bleeping arse! Guarantee if she’d of been in the Bahamas for Christmas no way would she be signing off to spend time with her family, she’d be brag brag bikini brag!!!

No heating in the hobbit loft Zelda take your hot water bottle 👍 Do us a favour and close the wardrobe doors. Thinks she’s had the flu so she thinks it’s a good idea to go to someone’s house who is 9 months pregnant. bleeping GORMLESS BINT!!!!
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Where the duck are they going to put them? So she’ll be down to help Flappy look after Leo at Elf on Xmas Eve I’d imagine. The fact Fakey is only meant to have one day off, I still wonder if they’re coming down as baby may be coming sooner rather than later 🤔
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Normally Xmas Eve for the grief post. He knows a lot of people don’t go on insta on Xmas Day 😂 Xmas day it will be a challenge reel with Zelda instead 🙄
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He is a really sad case. It’s the pretence for me that he is off insta at the moment. We know he’s still on there stalking his fav influencers for new ideas.
 
Both so far up their own arses😳 like anyone in the real world gives a duck about her or his woe me tit posts.Zelda will be all giddy as she gets to have her scary face online while her pathetic son takes the piss out of her.Bet poor Matt who actually works for a living is dreading Christmas with that lot.But as we know my Jake comes first as keeping that name over her husbands shows where Zelda’s loyalty lies.
 
Nannywanny59 said:
Zelda it’s called a cold Luv.. if you had flu you wud not be thinking about going to Fakeys for xmas. You were on IG at beginning of week. She’s such an old hypochondriac-where her son Gets it from.
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She's a prick just like her son, I've had a bloody awful cold this week, been taking everything to get it fucked off for Christmas, finally feeling better today thank duck. I've been nowhere, you know cos I'm not a bleep wanting to pass my germs on to others🙄🙄🙄
Honestly Flaps is a right mardy bint as someone upthread said she's arsey cos she's not grifted any freebies for this new addition or been on holiday for 8 weeks. Grumpy witch will have to put up with Zelda🤣🤣🤣 and I'm beginning to think that she is due earlier than she is saying too. Let's see how many kids free holidays they get now they'll be wanting 2 kids looked after😆😆😆

Also seen lots of z lister dregs going to Laplank UK this week, no invite for these two knobheads then😂😂😂
Also, anyone think she's gonna pretend she's grifted a pram, cot etc. Cos as far as I can see she got a pillow, a stupid beige high chair and an expressing machine hahahaaaaaa I love that she got nowt, I hope next year is when they both duck off into the stratosphere. Jakey 'no work' Quickenden and Flaps git none either lol lol lol🤣🤣🤣
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mollyann said:
So true @Nannywanny59 as my daughter had flu and couldn’t come see me all week as I’m immune compromised.I still got a cold from my grandson but having to go to work🤧But to be honest the thought of two more 12 hour night shifts is not really giving me any joy whatsoever 😂😂
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Hope you're ok Mollyann, I've felt like tit all week, been a total write off I have. Was thinking thank God I'd done wrapping and ordered food a few weeks ago otherwise I would have been panicking 🥰🥰
 
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