Jake Quickenden #118 Playing an Elf in a manky old hall whilst the miserable Beard is not happy at all! 🌈

Going to be “quite“ over Christmas and new year 🤦‍♀️
 

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She’s signed off because she’s got duck all to do aka brag about 😂😂😂 no holidays no big gifts no big gifts for the kids and duck all family because nobody wants to spend time with her husband 😂😂
It must be so depressing in their shoe box house plus they are hard up. Flapz must be exhausted from her full on begging online. Sadly not much materialised from it all😂😂😂. They hardly have enough space to accommodate another child😂😂, I can’t stop laughing at what she’s done to herself by spreading for that narc Fakey.
 
I’ve just realised if she’s ‘signed off’ for Xmas, have we been robbed of part 2 of packing of her hospital bag then? Also did I miss her saying how her appointment went with the consultant the other day? She comes online to tell everyone about it but then doesn’t bother saying how it went but happily bores up with daily bump posts.
Is this his only content now, sharing the odd story he’s tagged in saying how good he is 🤢 He really is the epitome of self importance and desperation to literally have to share anything complimentary he’s tagged in. Does he think the odd person saying how good he is, will have acting agents queuing up to book him? I think he’s in for a shock if that’s the case 😂
 

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I’ve just realised if she’s ‘signed off’ for Xmas, have we been robbed of part 2 of packing of her hospital bag then? Also did I miss her saying how her appointment went with the consultant the other day? She comes online to tell everyone about it but then doesn’t bother saying how it went but happily bores up with daily bump posts.
Is this his only content now, sharing the odd story he’s tagged in saying how good he is 🤢 He really is the epitome of self importance and desperation to literally have to share anything complimentary he’s tagged in. Does he think the odd person saying how good he is, will have acting agents queuing up to book him? I think he’s in for a shock if that’s the case 😂
Like as if his Easter island head cud get any bigger, it may explode now with his self praise posts
 
I can’t bring myself to watch these two lately, but is this another December where they don’t celebrate Xmas with any family or friends🥴?

Has there been a baby shower?

Cheers tattlers🎄
Looks that way 😂 Poor old Fakey only has one day off, which I’m sure he’ll be making sure everyone knows when he’s online Xmas Day 🙄
No baby shower or babymoon. Obviously wasn’t able to grift either of them
 
If that HALL holds 700 people and his done about 10 shows by now .. about 6 or 7 people total have posted that he was good and proberly half of those would be his tena huns even taking all the empty seats out of the equation its actually a shockingly low average
Not a single friend or family member have been to support him yet either
 
The major problem I have with him and his ‘mental health’ posts, barring the fact he does them purely for attention, is some of the people commenting on them, sound like they are genuinely struggling. He only ever replies to them when he’s trying to get his engagement up, otherwise they get totally ignored. MH isn’t something to use when it suits you and he does this constantly 😡 MH today. Will be grief in the next couple of days 😴
Funny how he always feels sorry for himself when he’s actually having to do more than one days work on the trot.
 
I’ve just realised if she’s ‘signed off’ for Xmas, have we been robbed of part 2 of packing of her hospital bag then? Also did I miss her saying how her appointment went with the consultant the other day? She comes online to tell everyone about it but then doesn’t bother saying how it went but happily bores up with daily bump posts.
Is this his only content now, sharing the odd story he’s tagged in saying how good he is 🤢 He really is the epitome of self importance and desperation to literally have to share anything complimentary he’s tagged in. Does he think the odd person saying how good he is, will have acting agents queuing up to book him? I think he’s in for a shock if that’s the case 😂
I have to laugh hard, I just spotted the seats are solid basic folding chairs and not regular theatre seating😂😂😂.
 
And that answers me nicely from earlier... thanks zelda
Hope his bought a big enough pork chop and the boys will not only get at least one decent present each but for all her faults.zelda does.sit amd.play with the boys

Pray for matt
 

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And that answers me nicely from earlier... thanks zelda
Hope his bought a big enough pork chop and the boys will not only get at least one decent present each but for all her faults.zelda does.sit amd.play with the boys

Pray for matt
Where the duck are they going to put them? So she’ll be down to help Flappy look after Leo at Elf on Xmas Eve I’d imagine. The fact Fakey is only meant to have one day off, I still wonder if they’re coming down as baby may be coming sooner rather than later 🤔
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Oh no! Not so fast. He will save the dead relatives insta post until Christmas Day 7am post!
Normally Xmas Eve for the grief post. He knows a lot of people don’t go on insta on Xmas Day 😂 Xmas day it will be a challenge reel with Zelda instead 🙄
 
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