Jake Quickenden #117 85th out of 92, above Bobby Norris, but who are you?

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She’s thick .. hits her tyres and alloys and needs repairing, that doesn’t come cheap.. stop injecting your lips they look bigger and bigger and that posh voice. Also you ignore spud if he wants the present cuz he’s a child.. he will soon forget what’s been delivered.. she can’t cope with the basics of parenting.
As for the old has been turning on lights in a warehouse or equivalent.. with what sounded like 10 year olds how embarrassing! More embarrassing an event sponsored by Arla.. bet he hadn’t a clue what that’s all about tbh.. he’s not the sharpest tool and probs only reads about himself not what’s going on in the world.
 
PrincessJeanie said:
If it was anybody else, I’d think good on you doing whatever it takes to earn a wage (however small 😉) but where it comes to him, I can’t do it. He obviously thinks these gigs are beneath him, the fact he doesn’t share them, when he overshares everything else in his life. To only put the one story up that makes it look like he’s ‘presenting’, shows exactly how his mind works.
12 years since he appeared on the X Factor and he’s still desperately trying to make himself happen. He needs to get his over inflated ego in check and ask himself why he constantly gets overlooked for jobs he’s desperate for. There is clearly a reason for it 🤷🏻‍♀️
I don’t like him (obviously 😂) but I will say he probably could have made himself a decent living if he’d gone down the fitness/health route. Trouble is, as said before, he doesn’t want a career unless it involves him being famous. He said his ambition was to get a lead role in a TV series but he moans about learning lines for a two bit Xmas play. He moans whenever he’s got more than a days work and comes online to tell everyone and then wonders why he only gets the type of work he was doing yesterday.
How long into Buddy the Elf will he be, before he’s sick, struggling with anxiety, injured, etc… and same again when Rita, Sue and Bob starts. How many times if a 2 min TV appearance comes up, will he bin the play off like he’s done on all his previous theatre work? He’s too lazy to work in the industry he’s so desperate to be a part of but if he’s not prepared to accept that after 12 years, I can’t see his attitude changing anytime soon.
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I think you are right he wants to be famous without any work. He could’ve gone down the fitness/healthy eating route considering how much time he spends in the gym. I’m going back to lockdown but he had one of those expensive fitness screens didn’t he? Whatever happened to that? Couldn’t afford the subscription and gets David Lloyd for free? I’ve said before he could have done behind the scenes (properly) of his theatre tours as some people (like me) would be interested but instead he just liked to humiliate his colleagues and seriously thinks he is funny.
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Nannywanny59 said:
She’s thick .. hits her tyres and alloys and needs repairing, that doesn’t come cheap.. stop injecting your lips they look bigger and bigger and that posh voice. Also you ignore spud if he wants the present cuz he’s a child.. he will soon forget what’s been delivered.. she can’t cope with the basics of parenting.
As for the old has been turning on lights in a warehouse or equivalent.. with what sounded like 10 year olds how embarrassing! More embarrassing an event sponsored by Arla.. bet he hadn’t a clue what that’s all about tbh.. he’s not the sharpest tool and probs only reads about himself not what’s going on in the world.
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I’ve never looked at her account for ages but what the heck has she done to her lips? Surely a decent beautician wouldn’t do this treatment on a pregnant lady?
 
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@PrincessJeanie and @cazellie I completely agree on the fitness thing. He knows his way around a gym and knows how to get in shape. This is probably the only subject he has any knowledge about and has genuine passion and enthusiasm for. He has experience of building muscle, boxing training and he once worked as a lifeguard.

If he launched himself as a personal trainer he'd probably do very well at it. I reckon people would like the novelty of being trained by a kind-of-celeb. Men would go for it because they'd see his physique and be inspired to emulate it, gays would love being sweaty and up close with him and (some) women would be giddy at being trained by him. He could feature the stories of people who he had trained, before and after pics etc. and some of them would be chuffed to be featured on a 'celeb's' social media accounts.

He could be self-employed and work hours to suit himself. He could literally go to the gym and get paid for it.

But of course he won't, he just wants to be faaayyyymus and get his ugly chicken-dipper, Easter Island head, squarehead short pants face on the telly and on red carpets.
 
Imagine setting your camera up to film this, just to put on Instagram and begging for comments at the same time 🤢 oh and has to mention his one designer shirt he’s got 😂
 

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Afternoon Everyone 👋

Just been shopping with my mother & now after wanting to punch numerous slow walkers (I didn’t but duck me, they were lucky). Anyway, I was working on a job last week & the person I was working with was American & I introduced them to a few British comedy classics. Now, one was the Peter Kay thing (it was his first TV appearance/show) and there is a character called Mark Park (who wins talent trek) & his manager is also a bloke who works in the taxi office & you know, it’s PANTO BOY. The delusions of grandeur or in PANTO BOYS case adequacy, it’s all there ….
If you watch the first episode it’s about “the Phoenix club - you see talented trek” & then a later episode about what happened after he wins …..

Highly recommend it.
Just going to go back & catch up on threads.

Here is the link. The full series on a daily motion.

Enjoy.

 
Katewinsletsknee said:
Afternoon Everyone 👋

Just been shopping with my mother & now after wanting to punch numerous slow walkers (I didn’t but duck me, they were lucky). Anyway, I was working on a job last week & the person I was working with was American & I introduced them to a few British comedy classics. Now, one was the Peter Kay thing (it was his first TV appearance/show) and there is a character called Mark Park (who wins talent trek) & his manager is also a bloke who works in the taxi office & you know, it’s PANTO BOY. The delusions of grandeur or in PANTO BOYS case adequacy, it’s all there ….
If you watch the first episode it’s about “the Phoenix club - you see talented trek” & then a later episode about what happened after he wins …..

Highly recommend it.
Just going to go back & catch up on threads.

Here is the link. The full series on a daily motion.

Enjoy.

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OMG 😱😱😱. It's him and his shonky management Little Chris.
 
I’ve actually just watched his ‘ad’ and it becomes more apparent why he can’t get acting work. It’s amateur at best and that’s me being generous. His lack of personality/charisma is so evident and it just comes across like he’s trying too hard. No natural ability/talent at all. As for his reply to this person 🙄🤥
 

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Robin71 said:
Oh look as usual sat on his backside with spud watching tv he can't even get spud to engage with him he's too busy staring at the screen and stuffing his face with his sweets
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Now he is feeling lost and sad with Christmas with two youngsters just around the corner and a new baby on the way ungrateful prick
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He should think himself lucky that the Beard signed another contract and impregnated herself with his disgusting, mutant, sub-par DNA.

bleeping closet-dwelling prick. 🌈
 
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