Jake Quickenden #117 85th out of 92, above Bobby Norris, but who are you?

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PrincessJeanie said:
Why can he never wear trousers that are long enough for him 🤢 I know he’s 6 foot 2 but there’s many male zlisters that are taller than he is but don’t go out in trousers that are flapping round their ankles 🤦🏻‍♀️ Is this job 2 or 3 of the day?
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Quality recap @CrazyBaldhead and love the thread title🤣🤣🤣
Looks like he's having a photo with one of the piss pad posse, credit to @Philimena cunk for that name🤣🤣🤣
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Why can he never wear trousers that are long enough for him 🤢 I know he’s 6 foot 2 but there’s many male zlisters that are taller than he is but don’t go out in trousers that are flapping round their ankles 🤦🏻‍♀️ Is this job 2 or 3 of the day?
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My sons are both taller than him and manage to find trouser that fit perfectly. He just has no clue how to dress
 
So the bleep that shares everything online, hasn’t as yet, posted anything from his light switch on. He’s posted from the event he is at tonight but not the fact he’s doing bingo there. He’s posted the one story that makes him look like he’s ‘presenting’ 😂 Seriously how has he got the cheek to refer to himself as a TV actor/presenter 🤦🏻‍♀️ I thought playing RaRa was bad but at least he was hidden. This really is lower than scraping a barrel.
He’s going to be gutted that yet again we’ve found out what he’s doing 😂😂😂
 

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That bingo event is sponsored by Arla UK. Great timing Fakey! Arla are currently the subject of a huge boycott campaign because they're adding toxic chemicals to their milk that stops cows farting so much, climate change bollocks. The chemicals are so dangerous that farmers have to wear gloves, masks, full PPE just to handle the stuff. It's carcinogenic and affects male and female fertility.

They've had to turn their comments off on Twitter because they got 12K angry comments in only a few hours.

Good call, Fakey.
*slow clap*

Edited to add: they're feeding the chemicals to cows, not just putting it in the milk. Tesco, Aldi & Morrisons beef is all contaminated with this shite.
 
Jane_Mcdonald said:
That print works gig is so cringe, literally no one there hahaha🤣🤣🤣
Love that there is no escape from the tattle detectives for him🤭🤭🤭
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He bloody hates us 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bluecups said:
That bingo event is sponsored by Arla UK. Great timing Fakey! Arla are currently the subject of a huge boycott campaign because they're adding toxic chemicals to their milk that stops cows farting so much, climate change bollocks. The chemicals are so dangerous that farmers have to wear gloves, masks, full PPE just to handle the stuff. It's carcinogenic and affects male and female fertility.

They've had to turn their comments off on Twitter because they got 12K angry comments in only a few hours.

Good call, Fakey.
*slow clap*
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I hadn't heard of this company before tonight that's shocking - things have become ridiculous with stopping coward farting 🙄
I think carbon footprint in UK and Ireland is at the lower end of the scale compared to other countries i.e. China
 
I’m deeply honoured to have a thread title! I stumbled across these threads and didn’t realise I hated Fakey till I started reading about him…. It’s bizarre how a complete has been, never was, can cause so many lovely people (and you all sound really nice) such deep anger! See he DOES have a talent; to hate, to enrage, and to annoy! Let’s keep on Fakehating! (And Flap bashing….) That’s NOT a euphemism😜
 
If it was anybody else, I’d think good on you doing whatever it takes to earn a wage (however small 😉) but where it comes to him, I can’t do it. He obviously thinks these gigs are beneath him, the fact he doesn’t share them, when he overshares everything else in his life. To only put the one story up that makes it look like he’s ‘presenting’, shows exactly how his mind works.
12 years since he appeared on the X Factor and he’s still desperately trying to make himself happen. He needs to get his over inflated ego in check and ask himself why he constantly gets overlooked for jobs he’s desperate for. There is clearly a reason for it 🤷🏻‍♀️
I don’t like him (obviously 😂) but I will say he probably could have made himself a decent living if he’d gone down the fitness/health route. Trouble is, as said before, he doesn’t want a career unless it involves him being famous. He said his ambition was to get a lead role in a TV series but he moans about learning lines for a two bit Xmas play. He moans whenever he’s got more than a days work and comes online to tell everyone and then wonders why he only gets the type of work he was doing yesterday.
How long into Buddy the Elf will he be, before he’s sick, struggling with anxiety, injured, etc… and same again when Rita, Sue and Bob starts. How many times if a 2 min TV appearance comes up, will he bin the play off like he’s done on all his previous theatre work? He’s too lazy to work in the industry he’s so desperate to be a part of but if he’s not prepared to accept that after 12 years, I can’t see his attitude changing anytime soon.
 
Turmeric123 said:
I messaged my mate earlier to say wonder did he roar Make some noise to the confused crowd who are wondering who he is and why he's there 🤣🤣🤣
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He is "presenting" Bingo at Ronald McDonald House Gala
It looks like he took those trousers up himself and I have no words for the jacket
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Excellent thread title and recap both! Oh my days what the fuckity duck are those trousers doing, swinging way above them awful shoes and the shirt with it 🤢. Does he get dressed in the dark?!🫣
 
So along with likes, comments, followers and engagement, I’ve just realised she’s also buying views on insta as well. I know the gender reveal disappointment reel got some publicity, but how the duck when you’ve only got 311k ‘followers’, would you get over 55 million views on one reel 🤥 Even that pathetic reel with her talking about feeding the baby, has over 18 million views.
Also talking about the likes. Again why would you have double the amount of likes on a post, than you have ‘followers’ 🙄
I know there are a lot of instacunts that buy ‘extras’ on Instagram but I don’t think I’ve come across one as blatant as Flappy is. No wonder her insta ‘work’ is practically non existent now. Does she not comprehend anyone looking to use her, can see exactly what she’s doing 🤦🏻‍♀️
 

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