Jake Quickenden #117 85th out of 92, above Bobby Norris, but who are you?

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A huge congratulations to @Eastendskin for our new thread title! You win a crappy Christmas tree just like the one the Colchester Clampets have.

Where do we start? Well, the same old, same old really. Flapz is still boring us with the turkey baster pregnancy, RatBoy is still clinging on to any kind of "fame" and just embarrassing himself, Spud has a new wardrobe and Freddie is hopefully staying away from the shitshow for his own sanity.

The ugly prick went to the Beauty Awards 😂 and his photograph in the Daily Mail needed excavating as it was the 85th one out of 92 of the pile of utter barrel-scraping z listers (hence the thread title).


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He went out with his mates 'Dumb and Dumber' and was tweaking his mate's nipple at a table in a restaurant. 🤢 Yes, we are talking about a 36yr "married", "straight" man with kids. 🤢🤢🤢

Currently, he is still banging on about his stay in the jungle, although everybody has forgotten he was even on it as it was so long ago! He is currently on his way to Manchester to "switch the Christmas Lights on". Manchester is not having a Christmas Light Switch on this year. 😂 He is probably changing a couple of light bulbs!

They have also vowed not to put baby SpudRat on social media. Let's see how long that lasts. 😂

What a prick. 🤢

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Carry on Fakeys! 🌈

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It must be "so exhausting" having a day like this. Honestly, what a waste of bleeping space this pot-hole faced ignoramus is.





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So he's on his way to Manchester now after probably filming an ITV Win fragment again.

Whatever happened to learning his script starring as a Temu Elf in a run-down, pokey hall?

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Excellent title, and spot on recap as usual.
I honestly don't know why he bothers. Going all over the country for duck all. He never gets anything other than expenses and ripped a new hole online for it. No big roles or jobs are ever offered to him from it.
He thinks it's success & he doesn't have to get up in the mornings to actually go out & EARN money......... 😆💀
 
All that way for just pointing to a screen? How desperate is he?


You just answered your own question.
He reeks of desperation. He was echoing because there was duck all in the way of attendees, camera never showed anyone!!
Sad twit.
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He'll be in bed all day Sunday. He's going to be exhausted after today.
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Why can he never wear trousers that are long enough for him 🤢 I know he’s 6 foot 2 but there’s many male zlisters that are taller than he is but don’t go out in trousers that are flapping round their ankles 🤦🏻‍♀️ Is this job 2 or 3 of the day?
Isn't that the outfit Lurch bought when he was in London with his little playmates...
 
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Hahahahahahahaha that’s nearly as embarrassing as “make some noise”
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I messaged my mate earlier to say wonder did he roar Make some noise to the confused crowd who are wondering who he is and why he's there 🤣🤣🤣
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He is "presenting" Bingo at Ronald McDonald House Gala
It looks like he took those trousers up himself and I have no words for the jacket
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I messaged my mate earlier to say wonder did he roar Make some noise to the confused crowd who are wondering who he is and why he's there 🤣🤣🤣
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He is "presenting" Bingo at Ronald McDonald House Gala
It looks like he took those trousers up himself and I have no words for the jacket
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Only good thing you can say about that outfit is it matches the chairs
Definitely puts the ick in quickenden
 
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