CrazyBaldhead
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A huge congratulations to @Eastendskin for our new thread title! You win a crappy Christmas tree just like the one the Colchester Clampets have.
Where do we start? Well, the same old, same old really. Flapz is still boring us with the turkey baster pregnancy, RatBoy is still clinging on to any kind of "fame" and just embarrassing himself, Spud has a new wardrobe and Freddie is hopefully staying away from the shitshow for his own sanity.
The ugly prick went to the Beauty Awards and his photograph in the Daily Mail needed excavating as it was the 85th one out of 92 of the pile of utter barrel-scraping z listers (hence the thread title).
He went out with his mates 'Dumb and Dumber' and was tweaking his mate's nipple at a table in a restaurant. Yes, we are talking about a 36yr "married", "straight" man with kids.
Currently, he is still banging on about his stay in the jungle, although everybody has forgotten he was even on it as it was so long ago! He is currently on his way to Manchester to "switch the Christmas Lights on". Manchester is not having a Christmas Light Switch on this year. He is probably changing a couple of light bulbs!
They have also vowed not to put baby SpudRat on social media. Let's see how long that lasts.
What a prick.
Carry on Fakeys!
Previous thread:-
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It must be "so exhausting" having a day like this. Honestly, what a waste of bleeping space this pot-hole faced ignoramus is.
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So he's on his way to Manchester now after probably filming an ITV Win fragment again.
Whatever happened to learning his script starring as a Temu Elf in a run-down, pokey hall?
Where do we start? Well, the same old, same old really. Flapz is still boring us with the turkey baster pregnancy, RatBoy is still clinging on to any kind of "fame" and just embarrassing himself, Spud has a new wardrobe and Freddie is hopefully staying away from the shitshow for his own sanity.
The ugly prick went to the Beauty Awards and his photograph in the Daily Mail needed excavating as it was the 85th one out of 92 of the pile of utter barrel-scraping z listers (hence the thread title).
He went out with his mates 'Dumb and Dumber' and was tweaking his mate's nipple at a table in a restaurant. Yes, we are talking about a 36yr "married", "straight" man with kids.
Currently, he is still banging on about his stay in the jungle, although everybody has forgotten he was even on it as it was so long ago! He is currently on his way to Manchester to "switch the Christmas Lights on". Manchester is not having a Christmas Light Switch on this year. He is probably changing a couple of light bulbs!
They have also vowed not to put baby SpudRat on social media. Let's see how long that lasts.
What a prick.
Carry on Fakeys!
Previous thread:-
Jake Quickenden #116 Using charities for his own agenda; the soulless, minging, desperate bender 🤬
Thank you so much for your votes for my new thread title! 😘 Short recap: The desperation is off-the-scale for both Fakey and Flapz. He is still grappling for any 5 minutes TV exposure to get his ugly face on TV although nobody wants to see him at all. Flapz is blatantly begging for gifted...
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It must be "so exhausting" having a day like this. Honestly, what a waste of bleeping space this pot-hole faced ignoramus is.
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So he's on his way to Manchester now after probably filming an ITV Win fragment again.
Whatever happened to learning his script starring as a Temu Elf in a run-down, pokey hall?
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