Jake Quickenden #115 Fakey the rancid bloodsucker of both death and charities

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Honestly she looks like she got kicked through a charity shop i get if you don't want to pay out on maternity wear if you don't plan on having any more kids but as she is meant to be an influencer 😂 why doesn't she say, for example buy a few key maternity pieces and show how to mix and match them? She might actually get a bit of engagement for a change!
 
Could she not shut the bog door ffs🤣🤣🤣
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Hope it is 1% club. Imagine Lee Mack asking who he is actually is and did he get a 2 for 1 deal with his syrup and teeth 🤭 Doesn’t say a lot for his ambition, if it is just a quiz show he’s appearing on and it’s his best day ever 🙄
Cos he's getting his mush on the telly Jeanie🙄🙄🙄
 

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It looks like the 1% Club to me, must be doing a celebrity version, and I use ‘celebrity’ very loosely. We all know his brain is at 1% capacity, hope he gets papped out on the very first question. twit.
Looking at the background, I think you’ve hit the nail on the head 😊 How sad that as usual he’s making out it’s something huge he’s doing. Can you imagine what ‘celebs’ are actually on it, if the likes of him, Toby Tarrant and Dermot Gallagher are on it 😂 Plus surely it should be a secret but again him having to post, has totally given the game away 🙄 Another reason he’ll never get an sort of decent acting work cos he can’t not hint at what he’s doing. Imagine him keeping a storyline secret on a soap or series. It would never happen.
 

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Looking at the background, I think you’ve hit the nail on the head 😊 How sad that as usual he’s making out it’s something huge he’s doing. Can you imagine what ‘celebs’ are actually on it, if the likes of him, Toby Tarrant and Dermot Gallagher are on it 😂 Plus surely it should be a secret but again him having to post, has totally given the game away 🙄 Another reason he’ll never get an sort of decent acting work cos he can’t not hint at what he’s doing. Imagine him keeping a storyline secret on a soap or series. It would never happen.
I genuinely don’t know what this program is but if this the best day of his life, he needs to question himself! What about the bit where spudulike was born or getting married to Flaps! Is this day time tv?
 
His hair looks like dolls hair when a toddler's had a go with the scissors. :m😂

His hair is absolutely awful 😂 does he not realise this hair style went out of fashion about 6 years ago. You don’t see anyone nowadays walking around with a bleeping perfectly quiffed Iced Gem trim. He’s such an ick, the fact Sophie lets him shag her is sickening, I would literally shrivel up and die from cringe if he came anywhere near me.
 
I genuinely don’t know what this program is but if this the best day of his life, he needs to question himself! What about the bit where spudulike was born or getting married to Flaps! Is this day time tv?
It’s ITV Saturday night primetime so that’s why he’s giddy about it. I really enjoy the program but may have to swerve the ‘celeb’ version if he’s on it.
 
He’s had more ‘work’ his week, than he’s had in the previous couple of months 😂 wonder if he’s going home via Zelda’s so he can get his insta content? Still can’t believe that he calls appearing on a quiz show ‘the best day ever’. Instead of tagging every reality show out there, he’ll start tagging all the quiz shows now instead. He’ll need to rewrite his ‘embellished’ insta bio soon to contain ‘TV quiz show contestant’ 🤭

Just seen they are ruling out Liam Paynes death as suicide, so like we said at the time, he needs to take that post down, after him implying it was 🤬
 
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She obviously lost her deal with Foodspring as well 😂 got 2 kids but has time to come on at 8am in the morning to do an aff link, show her belly off again 😴 and reshare her Abu Dhabi reel. I’m calling a giveaway from her in the next few days 😉
As for the bump. Looking at it this morning, it shows how she constantly pushes it out for photos because it’s half the size she shows on her grid.
 

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