Jake Quickenden #115 Fakey the rancid bloodsucker of both death and charities

[PrincessJeanie]

Day 7 of the SU2C 100 squat a day challenge and still nothing from that grief thieving bleep . I bet if he gets offered another TV appearance about it, he’ll soon start doing it. Surely things like this go against him getting future ‘work’. It’s blatantly obvious, like with all the bandwagons he jumps on for charity, he only does it as a way of self promotion and to get himself seen on TV. I also think SU2C appealed to him, hoping it could be a way of getting on gogglebox in the future or other ‘celebrity’ specials they do. I think I’m going to message them today and ask for their thoughts on him promoting it but then not bothering to do it

 

[Philimena cunk]

Day 7 of the SU2C 100 squat a day challenge and still nothing from that grief thieving bleep . I bet if he gets offered another TV appearance about it, he’ll soon start doing it. Surely things like this go against him getting future ‘work’. It’s blatantly obvious, like with all the bandwagons he jumps on for charity, he only does it as a way of self promotion and to get himself seen on TV. I also think SU2C appealed to him, hoping it could be a way of getting on gogglebox in the future or other ‘celebrity’ specials they do. I think I’m going to message them today and ask for their thoughts on him promoting it but then not bothering to do it

Cunty will do them all at once for attention.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Think I’ve spotted a tattler on Flappys latest post let’s see if she answers this one

 

[Philimena cunk]

Christ, slow and boring today, isn't he...

 

[mollyann]

Her posts are so exciting that she’s jumped up another thousand botsWhat a sad existence she lives and what does she think buying over 40 thousand bots will do? Both desperate twats who deserve each other.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Maybe he’s on his way to Zelda’s to get content filming

 

[Justdee]

His proberly in bed after trying to say his worked 2 days in a row ... he must be shattered
None of flappys new bots have .ade it to her vinted page where nothing has sold ..not surprising as it looks like it's from a jumble sale .
I've just seen a insta pos from fergie about how excited she is to add another grandchild to the mix and she includes her daughters step son if you didn't know you wouldn't k ow and the love she's getting for that is incredible no half's for her fakey take note.

 

[Robin71]

Ok tattler detectives where do we think he is? Is that in the audience for something?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

What's he gatecrashed now?

 

[Turmeric123]

What's he gatecrashed now?

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Best day ever - what is 5 years old?
What about when baby boy Spud was born, your wedding day, playing baby dining at Butlins?

 

[Turtledove58]

Who is he, [USER=289300]@PrincessJeanie, you need to be my detective
what about his goblin being born, his wedding, what a twit

 

[Philimena cunk]

What's he gatecrashed now?

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Who gives a tit. Nothing will come of it.
Has he tried to get on the SU2C to do his squats all at once????

 

[Barbie2020]

I’m assuming it’s one of the game shows. He’s started following Toby Tarrant today (has a show on Radio X) who has a story up saying he’s buzzing about filming something in Manchester.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Best day ever - what is 5 years old?
What about when baby boy Spud was born, your wedding day, playing baby dining at Butlins?

Nothing compares to getting his face on the telly

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I think the selfie is with Dermot Gallagher ex premiership ref, so I reckon a quiz show. That’s why he did that interview saying he wanted to start doing quiz shows, cos no doubt it was already booked but now he can make out he manifested it to happen
As for her latest grid post. 8 selfies. How bleeping vain and self obsessed Can you imagine the fight for the mirrors in that house

 

[Philimena cunk]

What's he gatecrashed now?

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Those bleeping dentures. Visible from the international space station....
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I think the selfie is with Dermot Gallagher ex premiership ref, so I reckon a quiz show. That’s why he did that interview saying he wanted to start doing quiz shows, cos no doubt it was already booked but now he can make out he manifested it to happen
As for her latest grid post. 8 selfies. How bleeping vain and self obsessed Can you imagine the fight for the mirrors in that house

When you've got nothing else going on in your life.
Nobody cares if you shoot a bleeping unicorn out of your minge, love.
It's not your first rodeo, is it.

 

[mollyann]

Good to see the big lumpy one has so many tacky arse outfits to wearWho posts eight mirror selfies looking a twit for likes.Honestly can’t get over her need to constantly show her bumpShe really hates being putting weight on doesn’t she.Shame it’s a boy not

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Those bleeping dentures. Visible from the international space station....
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When you've got nothing else going on in your life.
Nobody cares if you shoot a bleeping unicorn out of your minge, love.
It's not your first rodeo, is it.

Your phrases are absolute comedy gold

 

[ThortheDog2022]

What's he gatecrashed now?

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It looks like the 1% Club to me, must be doing a celebrity version, and I use ‘celebrity’ very loosely. We all know his brain is at 1% capacity, hope he gets papped out on the very first question. twit.

 

[Justdee]

His soo smug
t has such a punchable face
though one plus point of its zleb special is there will actually be a donation to charity for once
I had no idea who that other bloke was

I had a friend go on tipping point and she to be there for 2 days because of the edits ect and she was out first
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It looks like the 1% Club to me, must be doing a celebrity version, and I use ‘celebrity’ very loosely. We all know his brain is at 1% capacity, hope he gets papped out on the very first question. twit.

Possible and to be fair 100 zelebs you would scrape the barrel