Jake Quickenden #114 Quickenden Family to be 4 Teeth, Tits, Spud & Chips

Will he succeed in the kayaking fundraiser next year?

  • Yes

    Votes: 2 1.6%
  • No

    Votes: 25 20.3%
  • He'll pull a sickie

    Votes: 70 56.9%
  • Hopefully drown!

    Votes: 26 21.1%

  • Total voters
    123
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He is so fucking rank🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
 

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He really is desperate for the attention 🤢 saying to an actual qualified professional chef, how he's now a chef cos he did MC 🤮 No fucking table manners, speaking with his mouth full and shovelling it in like he’s not eaten for days and he’s the only guest who has already looked straight at the camera 🤮

In ‘real’ life without filters he always looks swollen and bloated.
 
Haha I had SB on in the background while I was cooking a roast and Fakey's face when Danny was talking about being on The Masked Singer lol lol lol🤣🤣🤣
So he was only on for the 100 squats a day for SU2C, fuckin hell😆😆😆

Honestly Flappy put your belly away ffs, seen it more than mine lately🤣🤣🤣
I thought the same when Danny was talking about the MS 😂 I bet he asked him for advise on how to get on there when the cameras were off 😂
 
All the gutter press are reporting on his appearance on SB yesterday so he’ll be pleased with himself this morning 🙄 Considering the amount of stories he’s done on their deaths over the last 12 years, you’d think they’d get the facts right by now. His dad didn’t die of bone cancer and he died in 2008 not 2010. As for a ‘grief ambassador’. Imagine him talking to someone who is genuinely struggling with grief and him making it all about his dad/brother 🙄
Do we think he/they are going tonight to the POB? If she’s as ill as she says she is of an evening, I can’t see her going. Plus she’s not in a good position to be getting changed in the back of a car and walking over a mile in heels 😉 As for him I reckon it depends whether OL other clients are too busy to attend. Pretty sure that’s the only reason he managed to get an invite to the NTAS this year. Well that and a fake tan brand 😂
 

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