Jake Quickenden #114 Quickenden Family to be 4 Teeth, Tits, Spud & Chips

Will he succeed in the kayaking fundraiser next year?

  • Yes

    Votes: 2 1.6%

  • No

    Votes: 25 20.3%

  • He'll pull a sickie

    Votes: 70 56.9%

  • Hopefully drown!

    Votes: 26 21.1%
  • Total voters
    123
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CrazyBaldhead said:
I'm so bored with these cunts atm I've started binge drinking again ffs. Too many birthdays in October/November.

Imagine having a life as boring as theirs. Might catch Sunday Brunch tomorrow (if I'm awake). Definitely will talk about death etc. Fucking prick. He's too ugly for TV. The cunt is like a possessed wrinkly chicken nugget that's been soaked in oil rolled in a fucking cat sanctuary! 😂😂 That fucking syrup does me every time! 😂😂
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A right disagreeable boat-race, manic minces ; that tufty bit of old Axminster araldited onto his head & that schnozzle on it like Concorde 😆😆
Fucking hell
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
I'm so bored with these cunts atm I've started binge drinking again ffs. Too many birthdays in October/November.

Imagine having a life as boring as theirs. Might catch Sunday Brunch tomorrow (if I'm awake). Definitely will talk about death etc. Fucking prick. He's too ugly for TV. The cunt is like a possessed wrinkly chicken nugget that's been soaked in oil rolled in a fucking cat sanctuary! 😂😂 That fucking syrup does me every time! 😂😂
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I'm just hoping what ever it is his on there to talk about the daily fail picks it up because those comments are always gold and he'll be quaking in his bother boots to see what they write, also no filters on live TV

And taking bets on the amount of reposts he does 😂
 
JazzFan said:
There will definitely be a McFly selfie
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You fucking know it don't you🤮🤮🤮🤮
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VC10 said:
He will be on Grindr, then......
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Fakey ordering one twink please🤣🤣🤣
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PrincessJeanie said:
Just seen OK have done a whole article about ‘celebs’ that are expecting this year and guess who hasn’t made the cut 🤭 the shame of not making it, when the likes of Chazza Dawson have 🙄😂
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Just shows how insignificant and boring these two twats are🥱🥱🥱
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CrazyBaldhead said:
I'm so bored with these cunts atm I've started binge drinking again ffs. Too many birthdays in October/November.

Imagine having a life as boring as theirs. Might catch Sunday Brunch tomorrow (if I'm awake). Definitely will talk about death etc. Fucking prick. He's too ugly for TV. The cunt is like a possessed wrinkly chicken nugget that's been soaked in oil rolled in a fucking cat sanctuary! 😂😂 That fucking syrup does me every time! 😂😂
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Haha you do make me 😆😆😆 Crazy, wrinkly chicken nugget💀💀💀💀
Might have to watch it too, see the grief thief in action, and that fucking syrup, it's getting higher and higher lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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It’s a 2 hour drive to Clacton from where SB is filmed, so he’s either not making that footy match for KO or he’s not on for the whole duration of the show. My guess would be he’ll be late for the footy. He’s not going to give up appearing on TV for as long as possible for a charity match.
 
I still wonder if his management have told him to not overshare his ‘work’ things so much on instagram cos of how desperate it makes him come across. Yes he still posts things he shouldn’t to boost his engagement ie celebs passing. He still uses his son far too much but where it comes to ‘work’ things, he doesn’t post anywhere near as much as he used to. I’m not saying he’s not going to post selfies today etc… but at one time he would have been posting about his appearance on SB constantly in the days leading up to it and he’s only mentioned it to my knowledge once.

As for her. Shock horror. Another huge giveaway 🤦🏻‍♀️ A £20 gift card but is it for one or two people cos her story doesn’t make sense 🤷🏻‍♀️
 

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PrincessJeanie said:
It’s a 2 hour drive to Clacton from where SB is filmed, so he’s either not making that footy match for KO or he’s not on for the whole duration of the show. My guess would be he’ll be late for the footy. He’s not going to give up appearing on TV for as long as possible for a charity match.
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First and only thing he’s said is that he’s got to leave early for the match 🤣🤣
 
His ugly mug was put out of joint that he hasn’t got a silver Sunday brunch mug (you get for 5 appearances on the show) he has no chance as doubt they will have him back!
He was bragging that he scored 4 goals yesterday for his ‘vets’ team and his ‘hammy’ hurts! He sounds like a right prick!
 
He really is desperate for the attention 🤢 saying to an actual qualified professional chef, how he's now a chef cos he did MC 🤮 No fucking table manners, speaking with his mouth full and shovelling it in like he’s not eaten for days and he’s the only guest who has already looked straight at the camera 🤮
 

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Just cannot watch him on there used to love sb but since he did scd I can't stand Simon rimmer
Will be relying on here to see he.gets up to but getting the impression that his already a total disaster and complete pig 🐖 😳
Amazon card worth £20 the 6 post.will turn into 10 because she'll be posting manically and Will announce the winner who will be a private account a day late and the winner won't thank her 😉
 
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