Jake Quickenden #113 He's so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper!

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StrictlyNoFakey said:
He wasn’t even ‘voted off’, they chucked him off because he was tit, and a gobshite over the salmon!
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Exactly. He was beyond lucky to even get that far.
There was no room for bluffing at that point, and I will always laugh when I think of John Torode's expression. 🤣

(Can I just say 'H from Steps' runs Fakey a close second when it comes to being a sickening show off. 🙄)
 
Hi jake 🖐👋
Just wondering what fun things your doing with the kids this weekend must be sophs weekend with Freddie (remember him?)
Predicting gym, a walk with Leo where you carry him watching Freddie play football
You could pop buy Leo a helmet and help him learn his balance bike then cook your family a lovely roast on Sunday,try to keep her of the redbull though because it's honestly not good for that baby you were so desperate for ..maybe you could pop and see your mum next week between jobs if you have time .... oh wait
 
ChastityDingle said:
Exactly. He was beyond lucky to even get that far.
There was no room for bluffing at that point, and I will always laugh when I think of John Torode's expression. 🤣

(Can I just say 'H from Steps' runs Fakey a close second when it comes to being a sickening show off. 🙄)
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Agree ‘H’ really gets on my tits.

I’ve been desperately waiting, did any Fakeys or Fakettes find out what Fake eats for breakfast on Lorraine y’day? I’m dying to know. 😩 Now I know how you ladies felt with the lack of the Flapz jeans reel.
 
ThortheDog2022 said:
Agree ‘H’ really gets on my tits.

I’ve been desperately waiting, did any Fakeys or Fakettes find out what Fake eats for breakfast on Lorraine y’day? I’m dying to know. 😩 Now I know how you ladies felt with the lack of the Flapz jeans reel.
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Luckily I missed it!! 😂
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So now she's been gifted a £250 Advent Calendar from Space NK. Another company crossed off the list. You can't even hear her on the first clip advertising it. 🙄




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She’s back to using Leo and Fred again for content 🙄 At least in her latest reel the bump isn’t on show 👍🏻 Never know anyone (barring him), that does a reel/post on Instagram everyday, unless it’s because they’re doing ads or they’re fully fledged influencers doing try on hauls. She’s relentless with posting at the moment. Desperate to get to that 300k without having to pay for it. That’s not going to happen with her content. Not a chance 😂
And if anyone shops at SpaceNk, they’re stupid. How many instacunts have I seen that have been gifted their advent calendar in the last couple of weeks? Who seriously is going to pay £250 for one, when they’re giving them free to all these grifters 😡
 
Told you he’d post his NTA reel on the dot of 7pm 😂 just 24 hours later than I expected 😂 What a bleeping cringey reel and mentioned his first NTAs being 2015 and going on the stage, as if he’s been there every year since. Plus like I said he’d say about being grateful and anxious 🤥
He only got invited again because of Fake Bake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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Can we really believe he was there with Fake Bake?? For one it was Flaps that got him the plus one through FakeBake last time. Secondly did we see him tag them on his cringe reels or show anything remotely connected?? A Tiktok-er Luke Hamnett, has a massive following who I love was there at NTAs with FakeBake. Just seen on Luke's IG he got lifted the same advent calender as Flaps😅
 
ShowMeThe Money said:
Can we really believe he was there with Fake Bake?? For one it was Flaps that got him the plus one through FakeBake last time. Secondly did we see him tag them on his cringe reels or show anything remotely connected?? A Tiktok-er Luke Hamnett, has a massive following who I love was there at NTAs with FakeBake. Just seen on Luke's IG he got lifted the same advent calender as Flaps😅
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I didn’t cotton on at the time but where OL were sitting was in the same place as Fake Bake. Shows what a top notch agency he’s signed for if they have to rely on a fake tan brand to get invited into a box 😂 Turned the likes off and replying to the idiots on there commenting. I normally block the names out by frankly they deserved to be named and shamed 🤢
 

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and there is the real Jake coming out. Thought he didn’t care what people said and he doesn’t go back at people anymore 😂
Another one. Imagine classing yourself as a ‘celeb’ but you’re spending your Friday night going back at strangers on instagram because you can’t take someone stating facts. How bleeping tragic 😂
 

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Was having a little browse on amazon earlier and looked at the influencer programme, so if you click on the ink for something and buy it she gets about 7 and 12% and then if I've read this right 1%value of anything else you buy on there for the next 28 days. That's why the huns do it its such easy lazy money, her problem is she doesn't have many shoppers,bots can't spend but when you look at the likes of hinch in her hayday must have made 100s of £1000s
 

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