Jake Quickenden #113 He's so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper!

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Honour!!! Not hour. You illiterate twit!
 

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What does Fakey actually do🤔
Sing - only in his youth
Dance - errr no
Fight - once but soon forgotten
Act - errr no
Present - errr no
Present the odd competition when no one else available - hell yes
Cook - errr no
Family man - errr no
Hold down a job - errr no
Get a job - errr no
Clap back passively aggressively to mssgs - hell yes
Spends too much time on SM - hell yes
 
Turmeric123 said:
Seems like Rylan was the main presenter and fakey just borrowed his geography teachers suit to present one award


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I find it bloody brilliant that they were at the same event cos Fakey can see what he could have had - they both got to judges houses, both nowhere near to winning, but look at what Rylan has compared to Fakey. His house is amazing, his holidays, lifestyle, celeb gogglebox, his own show now, endless work opportunities. Plus he’s honest about being gay and not having to hide in the closet with his beard. Just knowing how much it must burn makes me smile.
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
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She looks like a bleeping unmade bed, albeit a not very pregnant one.
She needs a good fart and a belch to shift it.
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trine said:
I find it bloody brilliant that they were at the same event cos Fakey can see what he could have had - they both got to judges houses, both nowhere near to winning, but look at what Rylan has compared to Fakey. His house is amazing, his holidays, lifestyle, celeb gogglebox, his own show now, endless work opportunities. Plus he’s honest about being gay and not having to hide in the closet with his beard. Just knowing how much it must burn makes me smile.
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Rylan is genuinely funny with a personality. So Cunty still wouldn't have succeeded. He's a bleeping charisma vacuum.
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ShowMeThe Money said:
What does Fakey actually do🤔
Sing - only in his youth
Dance - errr no
Fight - once but soon forgotten
Act - errr no
Present - errr no
Present the odd competition when no one else available - hell yes
Cook - errr no
Family man - errr no
Hold down a job - errr no
Get a job - errr no
Clap back passively aggressively to mssgs - hell yes
Spends too much time on SM - hell yes
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He's NOTHING. A big fat one .
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According to the sidebar of shame, Stacey Solomon earns £4 million a year......
Wonder if he's spontaneously combusted yet????
 
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trine said:
I find it bloody brilliant that they were at the same event cos Fakey can see what he could have had - they both got to judges houses, both nowhere near to winning, but look at what Rylan has compared to Fakey. His house is amazing, his holidays, lifestyle, celeb gogglebox, his own show now, endless work opportunities. Plus he’s honest about being gay and not having to hide in the closet with his beard. Just knowing how much it must burn makes me smile.
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I love Rylan he makes me laugh whenever I tune into his radio show. I loved his book too he is a genuinely nice guy who totally appreciates what he has achieved through hard work. His family and a few close friends have all been there for him through his dark times and Ruth & Eamon think the world of him. He said when he first came into the public eye and went onto TV some people behind the scenes weren’t that pleasant to him which is why he always makes an effort to say hello to everybody no matter what their position is. I really can’t imagine Fakey would be a nice person behind the scenes. We’ve all seen the real Fakey and he probably isn’t well liked in the industry
 
I think his desperation makes people think what a absolute twit.Davina didn’t even acknowledge him the other night at the NTA awards.His MC appearance did nothing as he got booted off early👍We have the freaky looking bump on repeat and him at some award thing last night for his two second appearance.No tagging rylan as he probably avoided the prick like everyone else.
 
mollyann said:
I think his desperation makes people think what a absolute twit.Davina didn’t even acknowledge him the other night at the NTA awards.His MC appearance did nothing as he got booted off early👍We have the freaky looking bump on repeat and him at some award thing last night for his two second appearance.No tagging rylan as he probably avoided the prick like everyone else.
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And what was with the both of his hands on Alison Hammonds shoulders at the NTAs!! Like he had anything deep & meaningful to say to her. He copped a camera on him & tried to look like a thoughtful, supportive 'co-presenter'😅😅
 
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