Jake Quickenden #113 He's so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper!

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At this point I’d give her a good talking too! Stupid bleeping cow
 

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Couldn't afford the carpark so flapz had to drive about while he did his "work"
It’s a free car park I didn’t see who picked him up but he didn’t look happy on the phone, wasn’t watching the little one either and cars move around a lot pretty much right outside the door.
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Welcome to the thread lovely 🥰...If you have a browse through the wiki that our Queen Crazybaldhead has brilliantly done. He let his son, back when he was a toddler crawl out the front door and down the drive without even looking back because he was that angry his Beard (wife) was late back from a hair appointment which made him late for the gym. He cares about noone but himself. His social media is as fake as the hair on his head! Plays the family man for the gram that's it xx
That’s disgusting, the way he strode out you could tell he was enjoying the attention of people looking no one stopped him or spoke to him though.
 
Zelda’s horrendous eyebrows are literally in another postcode. She looks like a knackered prossy with her war paint on. You would think Fakey would tell her. After all it’s bantz.
I reckon Leo would do a better job for her with a box of crayons, what the actual hell in the name of Christ are those bloody eyebrows, tattooed on arches and that fooking lippy, those tallon finger nails She seriously sits in front of that Camera swiping that frigging hair across those Specs like she's Newsreader of the month when she really looks like a retired ******!
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I'd say Freddie detests him. The sooner he can opt to be nowhere near him, the better, imo.
You can see it all over Freddies face he looks so bloody uncomfortable around him, always looks dead unrelated and rigid and his smile looks fake like he's been told too but not really feeling it, poor boy!
 
I forgot he was on the judging panel for this. Nice to see he can wear a tie when it suits him. Looks like his ‘gucci’ one again 😂 Not sure what he’s wearing on the bottom half though. I’m sure he’ll be posting more pictures throughout the day so we’ll find out 🙄
Is that supposed to say what an honour? Both illiterate. No hope for their spawn
 
If it was such an "honour" for him he would have made sure to get that caption right, just proves that he either doesn't care, doesn't double check or did it on purpose for engagement-then again a proper celebrity wouldn't even be doing their social media because they wouldn't have time-but Fakey has got all the time in the world and still can't get the spelling right.
 
Hey all, been feeling under the weather the last few days so not been on.
Jeez Flaps really is struggling for content isn't she, cat food haul 🤣🤣🤣 ad how many reels about pregnancy🥴🥴🥴
Hmm bit suspect how Fakey didn't brag about going to these awards, such an hole and can't wait for this toy reel😴😴😴 they really are boring as duck this pair. I really hope they get bleeping nothing gifted for the new arrival😆😆😆
 
That filter video, bets on how many days he reposts it? I’m going for 4, was thinking 3 at first but seeing as he finds it so hilarious I’ll go with 4 days running
as someone previously said he really stopped any intellectual development at about 15. Just shocking that a nearly middle aged man with children to support is serially unemployed and refuses to step up to provide for his family preferring to play around on insta all day like a teen. What’s even more shocking is that his awful mother and her clearly stupid dad condone it, doling out pocket money for their unemployed kids. No wonder Maris is behind as well with these two idiot parents who refuse to grow up. Wish I could play with filters all day today but I have to work, you know, to provide for my family’s future!
 
Hey all, been feeling under the weather the last few days so not been on.
Jeez Flaps really is struggling for content isn't she, cat food haul 🤣🤣🤣 ad how many reels about pregnancy🥴🥴🥴
Hmm bit suspect how Fakey didn't brag about going to these awards, such an hole and can't wait for this toy reel😴😴😴 they really are boring as duck this pair. I really hope they get bleeping nothing gifted for the new arrival😆😆😆
Hope you feel better soon lovely 💕💐xx
 
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