Jake Quickenden #113 He's so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper!

[gagzi]

I can only imagine how angry Polly Parrot was when he dropped her. She posted a story with "My Flabbers are Gasted". That must have been the time she was dropped - I'm sure it was around the time Flapz found out she was pregnant with Dobby.

Yes she did... I remember thinking how we're probably all flabbergasted that the Beard got up the duff in the first place..bet Parrot's got some tea on him!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just found it on rightmove @PrincessJeanie still there.
Don't know why she's so secretive about it though

How strange. This is what it shows on my RM app

 

[gagzi]

What she means is, we are getting the bare essentials for baby 3 cos we’re still hoping for loads of freebies
As for her skin. No tit Sherlock. Don’t think anybody needs telling her skin is bad. It’s very very obvious
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Where the duck would they fit a birthing pool in their house?

It's the lowering the caffeine intake one for me but chugging down the redbull every day..ermmm okay Flapster, whatever you say!

 

[Lurker111]

Wonder what he actually does in that house. Some of her stories are quite sad to read sometimes. She does all the cooking, done the cleaning all while trying to keep the boys entertained, like literally one of the most vulnerable times of a womans life yet it still looks like shes doing 99% of the parenting and maintaining the household, while he's out pretending to be some hot shot celeb when in reality he is an unemployed nobody.
Although she's brought it all on herself too, he was the same with Leo so he was never going to change for this one.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Wonder what he actually does in that house. Some of her stories are quite sad to read sometimes. She does all the cooking, done the cleaning all while trying to keep the boys entertained, like literally one of the most vulnerable times of a womans life yet it still looks like shes doing 99% of the parenting and maintaining the household, while he's out pretending to be some hot shot celeb when in reality he is an unemployed nobody.
Although she's brought it all on herself too, he was the same with Leo so he was never going to change for this one.

I think he’s very much a chauvinistic pig but picks and chooses when it suits. Thinks she should do the parenting, housework, cooking, etc… because he deludedly thinks of himself as the breadwinner. Then that narrative changes when he wants. Like making her pay half towards her own birthday trip to NY. Most ‘men’ do any maintenance round the house ie fixing things, decorating etc… but not him, she does it all. Only thing he appears to do is cut the grass occasionally. Very telling Fred saying he does nothing.
She is either very simple, deluded or stupid. She so desperately wanted a girl, she’s tied herself even more to somebody who will always put his needs and wants before anybody else. No sympathy for her. She’s actually become as narcisstic, self obsessed, egotistical, fame hungry as he is and even though I’m sad for the baby they’re bringing into this shitshow, I’m so glad with their lack of boundaries, that they’re not having a daughter to use on social media.

 

[JazzFan]

So she suggested having sex while you’re ovulating, no tit!!!! She’s such a simpleton

 

[intheindustry]

And the baby dust method….she can’t even spell let alone work out levels of hormones

 

[Philimena cunk]

And went to a fertility clinic ffs! Artificial insemination. She said she's avoided caffeine and doesn't think she can have spicy food whilst pregnant. Thick bleep. What about Indians, Mexicans, Caribbean cultures etc? Thick as bleeping tit!
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What a load of old bullshit. I need to get another Wiki page ffs. She is SO thick! Go back to school you illiterate, thick bleep. Shouldn't be allowed to breed being this thick.

Then goes on straight to a Hello Fresh advert with 5yr old portions ffs!

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bleeping hell. Those meals look absolutely minging.

 

[redball00n]

And went to a fertility clinic ffs! Artificial insemination. She said she's avoided caffeine and doesn't think she can have spicy food whilst pregnant. Thick bleep. What about Indians, Mexicans, Caribbean cultures etc? Thick as bleeping tit!
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What a load of old bullshit. I need to get another Wiki page ffs. She is SO thick! Go back to school you illiterate, thick bleep. Shouldn't be allowed to breed being this thick.

Then goes on straight to a Hello Fresh advert with 5yr old portions ffs!

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Since when are you not meant to eat spicy food or nuts when pregnant?! duck she’s thick. And limiting caffeine but drinking cans of Red Bull, okay Flappy

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

How strange. This is what it shows on my RM app

Yes very strange Jeanie

 

[Emlou80]

Am I the only one seeing Joe exotic here and now stand zero chance of sleep because the Carole baskin song has cemented itself in my brain. bleeping annoying as I actually have a big work day tomorrow and my first school run at 6.40am. Curse you fakey

 

[Philimena cunk]

Am I the only one seeing Joe exotic here and now stand zero chance of sleep because the Carole baskin song has cemented itself in my brain. bleeping annoying as I actually have a big work day tomorrow and my first school run at 6.40am. Curse you fakey

His dad looks absolutely gormless. Must be who fakey and spud u like take after....

 

[trine]

See he’s done a video of Buddha running, after reading on here our comments that he’s always being carried around like an extra large growth in that backpack on Fakey. Definitely wakes up and logs straight in to Tattle daily

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He’s up and commenting on his TT already this morning. The irony of him saying how people let someone they don’t know bother them so much, when he literally stalks Tattle and does things for our benefit all the time Pretty sure he doesn’t know any of us

 

[Hayze2384]

He’s up and commenting on his TT already this morning. The irony of him saying how people let someone they don’t know bother them so much, when he literally stalks Tattle and does things for our benefit all the time Pretty sure he doesn’t know any of us

Even his bots bleeping hate him!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

He’s up and commenting on his TT already this morning. The irony of him saying how people let someone they don’t know bother them so much, when he literally stalks Tattle and does things for our benefit all the time Pretty sure he doesn’t know any of us

No wonder he lets the kids run riot around the house when he is always online. Fakey pls go potty train Gail before new baby arrives. It would be shameful to have a 4 year old in nappies plus a new baby. Shame! Shame! Shame! Awful parents, less internet time, more child rearing!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

He's been reading Tattle again - SpudU Like in helmet, outside on his balance bike. Is he doing a school run?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

No wonder he lets the kids run riot around the house when he is always online. Fakey pls go potty train Gail before new baby arrives. It would be shameful to have a 4 year old in nappies plus a new baby. Shame! Shame! Shame! Awful parents, less internet time, more child rearing!

Apart from the cost, and he’s probably hoping for another pampers deal, he doesn’t care if baby and Leo are both in nappies cos he’ll be away on tour so won’t be the one dealing with it. On days off, he’ll still leave her to do it all, cos he’ll say he needs to rest cos he’s working away all week.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Since when are you not meant to eat spicy food or nuts when pregnant?! duck she’s thick. And limiting caffeine but drinking cans of Red Bull, okay Flappy

With all my boys, I was constantly eating Chicken Dhansak, Vindaloo and Curried Goat. The spicier the better! I even used to put Hot Pepper Sauce on all my meals even spaghetti bolagnaise!!! She is so thick it's untrue!
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His dad looks absolutely gormless. Must be who fakey and spud u like take after....

He definitely looks a couple of slices short of a loaf. Old RatBoy didn't come from the best gene pool did he?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Never watched it when it was on because don’t like watching him on TV and also have no interest in watching a load of z listers pretend their houses are haunted, but while flicking through channels, I caught the start of his episode the other day. Apart from it being a drivelling load of tripe, proven by the fact he has never mentioned his house being haunted again, since he got his TV appearance from it, I was shocked just how much they televised of the outside of his house and the area he lives in. I know the area so knew where he was anyway but for anyone that didn’t, it would not be hard to find his house, if you were some sort of crazed fan of his. Which also leads onto the fact that he’s showing Leo is going to nursery within walking distance of where they live. As a stranger, it’s so wrong that I know the location of their house, where their youngest goes to nursery and even what gym they go to and that’s without even having to look hard for it.