Jake Quickenden #113 He's so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper!

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PrincessJeanie said:
When they did the story of her measuring up for it, the narrative was DIY or getting some quotes in. It was obvious it was total bullshit and they were hoping a company/builder was going to offer to do one for free. It was around the time, a lot of these instacunts were getting gifted media walls and as usual if there’s a bandwagon about, they try jumping on it.
What’s mad is he now has 2 management companies. Obviously OL is more for the zlister type stuff ie. pr events/insta ‘work’, whereas Intertalent is more for his ‘acting’ career 🙄 I’m assuming he only pays commission to the agency that books him that particular job. He went with OL/Fake Bake to the NTAs but Intertalent advertised him as being one of their clients who was there. All very confusing. Especially the fact, he’s never publicly said that he’s with IT now, which is surprising the fact they’re definitely a more reputable agency than OL are.
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I can only imagine how angry Polly Parrot was when he dropped her. She posted a story with "My Flabbers are Gasted". That must have been the time she was dropped - I'm sure it was around the time Flapz found out she was pregnant with Dobby. 💯
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
I can only imagine how angry Polly Parrot was when he dropped her. She posted a story with "My Flabbers are Gasted". That must have been the time she was dropped - I'm sure it was around the time Flapz found out she was pregnant with Dobby. 💯
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I’d be pissed off if I was her. Not being funny but if it wasn’t for her, he wouldn’t have gone to any pr events, award shows/film premieres and had the morning TV appearances he’s had in the last couple of years. Let’s hope she drops an anonymous story about him with her good friend at the Mail, at some stage 😂
 
He's such a pathetic specimen of a husband and father.

Most men his age can do basic DIY, family homes need odd jobs doing all the time. I've watched videos of teenage girls buying old buses and completely renovating them, electrics, carpentry the lot just from what they've learned off YouTube. It's not beyond the realms of possibility that he could build his own media wall if he put his mind to it, and make content off it too. I bet Fakey doesn't even have a tool box, the muppet. He just can't be arsed, he's a lazy entitled bleep.

Leo is 4 in a few months and Fakey can't even cope with looking after him alone overnight. He's just bleeping useless.

He's tit at absolutely EVERYTHING. Can't think of a single positive attribute or talent he possesses. Not one.
 
bluecups said:
He's such a pathetic specimen of a husband and father.

Most men his age can do basic DIY, family homes need odd jobs doing all the time. I've watched videos of teenage girls buying old buses and completely renovating them, electrics, carpentry the lot just from what they've learned off YouTube. It's not beyond the realms of possibility that he could build his own media wall if he put his mind to it, and make content off it too. I bet Fakey doesn't even have a tool box, the muppet. He just can't be arsed, he's a lazy entitled bleep.

Leo is 4 in a few months and Fakey can't even cope with looking after him alone overnight. He's just bleeping useless.

He's tit at absolutely EVERYTHING. Can't think of a single positive attribute or talent he possesses. Not one.
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His one and only talent is being a totally repugnant, useless bleep! 💯
 
cazellie said:
Yeah with all the time they have they could’ve done DIY on a budget as good content but I suppose they’re above all that. It’s mad he has management and if I were allowing a company to take a percentage of what I earn I’d expect them to work for it! They’re either tit or he clearly mustn’t listen to them. He never seems to stick to anything. He could continue cooking and film content doing that but again he just seems to want the fame without any hard work.
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There are tons of videos on Insta showing how to build a media wall from Ikea bookcases for about £500. But seeing as he had to get a handyman in to fit a baby gate- I doubt he has ot in him to do it!
 
I bet they send
Leo into his bedroom on a regular basis driving Fred insane.With such a big age gap no way will Fred want to entertain Leo all day.So she’s cooking a 🤣 Is the MC semi finalist unable to put a meal together.So she answered three questions on her pregnancy 🤣🤣As how the duck has she gone from 272 to 297 thousand in four months. And which sad twats follow Zelda as she has 84,thousand bots to 🤣🤣
 
What she means is, we are getting the bare essentials for baby 3 cos we’re still hoping for loads of freebies 🙄
As for her skin. No tit Sherlock. Don’t think anybody needs telling her skin is bad. It’s very very obvious 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Where the duck would they fit a birthing pool in their house?
 

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And went to a fertility clinic ffs! Artificial insemination. 💯 She said she's avoided caffeine and doesn't think she can have spicy food whilst pregnant. Thick bleep. What about Indians, Mexicans, Caribbean cultures etc? Thick as bleeping tit! 😂😂😂😂
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What a load of old bullshit. I need to get another Wiki page ffs. She is SO thick! Go back to school you illiterate, thick bleep. Shouldn't be allowed to breed being this thick.

Then goes on straight to a Hello Fresh advert with 5yr old portions ffs! 😂😂

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