Jake Quickenden #113 He's so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper!

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A huge congratulations to @PryingPenny for the original quote and our @ChastityDingle for bringing it to the Fakeys' attention. Well done you two. You get a free syrup each from Fakey and some Estrid Razors and Red Bull cans from Flapz. 🥰

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After bleeping off to Ibiza without Fred on yet another boring as duck holiday, they celebrated (well hardly), their fake marriage contract and RatBoy turned 36yrs. Yes, you read that right, 36yrs old. He looks older my dad and he's nearly 83yrs old! 💯

He played 'Mr Nice Guy' in MasterChef but his true colours started to show when he was kicked off early, thank God, and John Torode finally saw him for what he is, and you can practically see John's soul leave his body in this clip! 😂







Flapz's is flaunting her turkey baster, non-bump as she is obviously not eating and drinking Red Bull whilst pregnant because she clearly doesn't give a tit for her unborn baby because it's not a girl. Gail is STILL in nappies and has a baby bottle too. Disgusting parenting. He is four after Christmas. Sort your lives out you selfish cunts. 🤬

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He went to the NTAs last night, looking like a right chavvy bleep, sitting in a nosebleed seat, watching other people ie Stacey Solomon, Olly Murrs, Pete Wicks and Sam Thompson up on stage whilst he sat there probably seething with utter jealousy. He also photobombed a picture of the Loose Women. bleeping cringe.

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Feel the burn RatBoy, feel the burn. Go and get a proper job because everybody thinks you are a bleeping loser!

He was going to wear this outfit but chickened out. People would have ripped him a new hole but we reckon his battered hole can't take anymore damage. Face it RatBoy, you are finished!


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Keep on grinding Fakeys! 🌈

Previous thread:-

Jake Quickenden #112 Away yet again for a few free nights, you dirty scrounging parasites 🤬

Thank you for all your votes for my new thread title which is very appropriate! 😘 We saw them manage to grift yet another holiday, this time to Cornwall. Yes, they stayed at the hotel, made the most of the freebies and didn't do any sightseeing as they are skint. Definitely the wrong person...
tattle.life
 
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CrazyBaldhead said:
A huge congratulations to @PryingPenny for the original quote and our @ChastityDingle for bringing it to the Fakeys' attention. Well done you two. You get a free syrup each from Fakey and some Estrid Razors and Red Bull cans from Flapz. 🥰

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After bleeping off to Ibiza without Fred on yet another boring as duck holiday, they celebrated (well hardly), their fake marriage contract and RatBoy turned 36yrs. Yes, you read that right, 36yrs old. He looks older my dad and he's nearly 83yrs old! 💯

He played 'Mr Nice Guy' in MasterChef but his true colours started to show when he was kicked off early, thank God, and John Torode finally saw him for what he is, and you can practically see John's soul leave his body in this clip! 😂

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Flapz's is flaunting her turkey baster, non-bump as she is obviously not eating and drinking Red Bull whilst pregnant because she clearly doesn't give a tit for her unborn baby because it's not a girl. Gail is STILL in nappies and has a baby bottle too. Disgusting parenting. He is four after Christmas. Sort your lives out you selfish cunts. 🤬

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He went to the NTAs last night, looking like a right chavvy bleep, sitting in a nosebleed seat, watching other people ie Stacey Solomon, Olly Murrs, Pete Wicks and Sam Thompson up on stage whilst he sat there probably seething with utter jealousy. He also photobombed a picture of the Loose Women. bleeping cringe.

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Feel the burn RatBoy, feel the burn. Go and get a proper job because everybody thinks you are a bleeping loser!

He was going to wear this outfit but chickened out. People would have ripped him a new hole but we reckon his battered hole can't take anymore damage. Face it RatBoy, you are finished!


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Keep on grinding Fakeys! 🌈

Previous thread:-

Jake Quickenden #112 Away yet again for a few free nights, you dirty scrounging parasites 🤬

Thank you for all your votes for my new thread title which is very appropriate! 😘 We saw them manage to grift yet another holiday, this time to Cornwall. Yes, they stayed at the hotel, made the most of the freebies and didn't do any sightseeing as they are skint. Definitely the wrong person...
tattle.life
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Fantastic recap ❤️
 
Sorry tattlers here I go again 🤣🤣

Masterchef was a disaster you cannot deny
And all John wanted was to say bye bye
I cheated and lied like I usually do
Every dish I cooked was a load of goo
Next on my list was a visit to the NTA’S
All the time looking like a right old gay
Everyone on the carpet was all of a flutter
Whereas I looked like a right weird nutter
Wife at home with a weird bloated tum
Cooking and roasting our newby son
She wanted a girl but we tried our best
Shagging once a year in my fake Nike vest
Disappointed look all over her face
Potholes and spots all vying for space
All this time and I’m still a waste of space
Lorraine and loose women hardly a taste
Mortgage and bills waiting to be paid
Even the crap jobs are beginning to fade
Some say get a job and a decent wage
All I want is a twinkie and just to get laid
All my fake health woes roll into one
It’s fame I want but getting absolutely none
I’m dull and lazy hoping my phone will ring
But it’s only the camera that does its thing
Golden child is still not at school
And I’m 36 and still acting a fool
Trying to get noticed but I’m not even cool
I’m an absolute minger and a right old tool
Everyone thinks I’m boring as duck
I just think I’m just out of luck
Hoping and praying I will get my big break
But for now I will have to be just old Fake
Tattlers have me right down to a tea
They know before me and what do they see
Some old nobody and they are quite right
I even fucked up on my debut big fight
If only I paced myself I could have gone far
But now I have nothing but a crappy old car
I used to preach in my little pissy tub
All I do now is fart tit and occasionally blub
Flapz is scamming to anyone out there
As you can imagine we actually don’t care
Other people work hard for their dosh
All she wants is just to be like Mrs Posh
Not going to happen with no work insight
12 long years and the money is still tight
But we have poor Matt keeping us afloat
But now it’s time to end this extra long note

Till the next time folks 💕 Enjoy
 
Off Limits have put a reel up from last night and here are some Fakey screenshots 🤢 I mean the whole ‘outfit’ is tragic but those bleeping short trousers with those boots, gets me everytime 🤢
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duck me. Flappys latest reel 🙄🤢 and she sets up a tripod to do that 🤯
 

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Vanilla Ice said:
Sorry tattlers here I go again 🤣🤣

Masterchef was a disaster you cannot deny
And all John wanted was to say bye bye
I cheated and lied like I usually do
Every dish I cooked was a load of goo
Next on my list was a visit to the NTA’S
All the time looking like a right old gay
Everyone on the carpet was all of a flutter
Whereas I looked like a right weird nutter
Wife at home with a weird bloated tum
Cooking and roasting our newby son
She wanted a girl but we tried our best
Shagging once a year in my fake Nike vest
Disappointed look all over her face
Potholes and spots all vying for space
All this time and I’m still a waste of space
Lorraine and loose women hardly a taste
Mortgage and bills waiting to be paid
Even the crap jobs are beginning to fade
Some say get a job and a decent wage
All I want is a twinkie and just to get laid
All my fake health woes roll into one
It’s fame I want but getting absolutely none
I’m dull and lazy hoping my phone will ring
But it’s only the camera that does its thing
Golden child is still not at school
And I’m 36 and still acting a fool
Trying to get noticed but I’m not even cool
I’m an absolute minger and a right old tool
Everyone thinks I’m boring as duck
I just think I’m just out of luck
Hoping and praying I will get my big break
But for now I will have to be just old Fake
Tattlers have me right down to a tea
They know before me and what do they see
Some old nobody and they are quite right
I even fucked up on my debut big fight
If only I paced myself I could have gone far
But now I have nothing but a crappy old car
I used to preach in my little pissy tub
All I do now is fart tit and occasionally blub
Flapz is scamming to anyone out there
As you can imagine we actually don’t care
Other people work hard for their dosh
All she wants is just to be like Mrs Posh
Not going to happen with no work insight
12 long years and the money is still tight
But we have poor Matt keeping us afloat
But now it’s time to end this extra long note

Till the next time folks 💕 Enjoy
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That’s brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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PrincessJeanie said:
Off Limits have put a reel up from last night and here are some Fakey screenshots 🤢 I mean the whole ‘outfit’ is tragic but those bleeping short trousers with those boots, gets me everytime 🤢
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duck me. Flappys latest reel 🙄🤢 and she sets up a tripod to do that 🤯
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He looks absolutely stupid. Herman monster boots and ankle flappers.. he must have a magic mirror, bet Flapz fuming she didn’t get an invite.
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Off Limits have put a reel up from last night and here are some Fakey screenshots 🤢 I mean the whole ‘outfit’ is tragic but those bleeping short trousers with those boots, gets me everytime 🤢
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duck me. Flappys latest reel 🙄🤢 and she sets up a tripod to do that 🤯
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This pic looks like he's asking people in the crowd for selfies and not them asking him for one 🤣🤣🤣

🎼🎼🎼🎼Deeeessssssssperadoooooo 🎼🎼🎼
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At least 18 posts I reckon with desperate flaps showing her freaky stomach.bleeping hell woman get a life as who cares except you and your creep of a husband 🤢🤢Why does she think strangers are slightly interested in her pregnancy.Shallow stuck up cow with just nothing about her that I find appealing whatsoever.
 
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I’ve seen it all! They’re both media whores! Her overinflated tits are barely contained and I’m sick to bleeping death of seing her belly out🤬🤬
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And now he’s sharing it and saying how funny she is 🙄 Most blokes prefer their partners to not show EVERYTHING off online to a bunch of strangers but he actually encourages it. Let’s not forget he was the one that posted her with her flaps out 🤢
 
Embarrassing behaviour as always!

I reckon we will get a grid post tomorrow saying something like I love my job, with a few pics from the NTAs and his few hours at ITV comps today.

Funny how the 90% of times he doesn’t get invited to these award dos he doesn’t care apparently. The insane manic excited behaviour last night would say otherwise.
 
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